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Feb 2, 2004

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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

if ur an evil wizard post in this thread about the spells you cast and other things like that.

personally for me i like to make potions that turn people into skeleton monsters that obey my every whim.

Nice try, Xandrax. I already told you that you will never surpass me as Supreme Magi of this realm. Now away with you.

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Feb 2, 2004

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Eye of newt
Can of corn
Blood of virgin
Gig of porn

With these things I undo the election
And provide to you a huge erection

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Feb 2, 2004

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Shredded udders
Boiled liver
Oiled rudders
Living lizard

A spell for confusion
Against draft day collusion

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Feb 2, 2004

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Wizard grooming spell:

1 blade of everlasting sharp
1 cream of dreadpuff
1 scrying mirror

This way or that
Seasons of earth
Make me look phat
And gimme that girth

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Feb 2, 2004

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Mycroft Holmes posted:

you murdered my parents with a fire spell because they asked if they could have some firewood

They received what they had asked. If you weak mortals cannot perceive the danger in asking a wizard for favors then you are a fool.

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Feb 2, 2004

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Care Bear Stairs posted:

A fedora brim
An unwashed shirt
Beard from neck
that's flecked with dirt

These offered, to the mods on high
Wizard to goon, transform do I!

Greasy box
Of Dominoes
Cummie socks
On my toes

Clean this mess with most haste
I've got a pillow to gently caress and date

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Feb 2, 2004

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Good news, ghouls and ghosts! I need a handful of skeletons to protect an old artifact that I really don't need anymore. Please provide a resume to
Evil dot Wizard at DarkSigil dot Gov

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