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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I'm a time wizard and also I'm a piece of poo poo. I grew up in a lovely white trash town and my dad beat me and mom drank while I was in the womb probably. Anyhow, I like to stop time and rape people.

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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Vim Fuego posted:

I am a ripped wizard. I have no dump stat. I cast spells with my sick abs



I wonder what he's actually doing here? Probably not killing her because he could have just cast a fireball or poo poo, bolted her dumb rear end with a crossbow.

Instead I think he is possessing her with a slut demon so she puts out because god drat look at those tits. If u know that spell there's no way you don't cast it.

Sir Presley Cheesedick in the background is an allegory for "guy friends" on facebook making passive aggressive comments on "ripped wiz" and boob girl posting date pics.

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