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Mukulu
Jul 14, 2006

Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down open up shop.
I'm a summoner by trade. I mostly call up demons from the lower planes to do my bidding. Does that make me evil?

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Mukulu
Jul 14, 2006

Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down open up shop.
the limitations of the physical plane bored me. ive been looking into lichdom to transcend my white, middle-class, summoner existence.

Mukulu
Jul 14, 2006

Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down open up shop.

Al Borland Corp. posted:

So... I animated a few skeletons from a pauper's graveyard the other day, and everything was normal except one was acting funny and would try to escape on occasion. Usually this happens if it had unfinished business and maybe there's a ghost of it out there. I was going to just destroy it but I had speak with dead prepared and was curious so I went ahead.

It spoke to me in my in voice. I called up one of my fwb, a forensic anthropologist and she studied and confirmed it is my own skeleton. Carbon dated it and it is about 10 years older than me. The grave it was in was placed 9 1/2 years ago. I'm not really sure what to do here. It just says "Do not seek the treasure!" when I talk to it. I don't even know what it's talking about.

I'm just a morally compromised alchemist, but I think you should start asking your skeleton about that treasure.

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