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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Cool I replaced you tea with piiissssssssssss. :catbert:

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

that would explain why im dead now, thanks for clearing that up

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Haha I remember that skit. Good stuff OP, thanks for the friendly reminder

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
THERES A CAMERA RIGHT OVER THERE

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_Gtb1kElRk

EASY BRO ITS A PRANK

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Kuato posted:

Haha I remember that skit. Good stuff OP, thanks for the friendly reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfR1TwosYQg

dammit. why is everything ruined by TV shows of 20 years ago

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
joey salads just voted 1 my thread.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
same but meth

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
its just some crank bro

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
Awesome now I'm dead of coffee poisoning

Photex
Apr 6, 2009




you son of a bitch.

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
I remember an old timey ad with a wife switching to instant coffee and the picture showed her husband bending her over his knee and spanking her and it was all like "he won't notice the difference so this won't happen to you" and it was hella sexist but also I was sightly aroused. So that's what I think of your prank sir.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
can we change this thread to be about made up celebrity rumors



Did you know that Ghost Adventures star Zach Baggins is secretly a very successful childrens book author? istn that weird?

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T510giCohSw&t=6s

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

JiveHonky posted:

can we change this thread to be about made up celebrity rumors

Yes.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
I'm pretty sure I heard a gerbil once stuffed Richard Gere up its rear end

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
one of my favorites is the one about Mr. rogers wearing long sleeves all the time because he is hiding his military tattoos which document his hundreds of confirmed kills from when he was a Marine Corps sniper.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Orson Welles was the Black Dahlia killer

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

thanks


did you guys know that Mega64 was a world famous concert pianist but his career was tragically cut short when he got caught cheating at backgammon in a New Mexico casino and they broke his thumbs with a hammer?

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

JiveHonky posted:

did you guys know that Mega64 was a world famous concert pianist but his career was tragically cut short when he got caught cheating at backgammon in a New Mexico casino and they broke his thumbs with a hammer?

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


It's bad that Patton Oswald murdered his wife.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

The Kingfish posted:

It's bad that Patton Oswald murdered his wife.

i heard he did it because she was going to expose his double life as the worlds shortest and ugliest drag queen.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

I don't know why anybody was surprised that Patton Oswalt killed again after what he did to Philip Seymour Hoffman.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
everyone knows that John Stamos hates lemons but did you know that he also hates Jello brand gelatin? Cant stand the stuff, he gets right ornery about it.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
before Alan Thicke died he left a bunch of clues on twitter and other social media about a chest full of gold coins and jewelry that he hid in the Angeles National Forest.

solve the clues to find Thicke's Gold!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
the band Coldplay had to pay off 14 government officials to hush up an incident when thier tour bus plowed through a group of seventh graders walking to school one foggy morning while on tour in Peru.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Cool I replaced you tea with piiissssssssssss. :catbert:

You rang.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
taylor swift is preparing to lead a bloody military coup right now

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

taylor swift is preparing to lead a bloody military coup right now

i guess you could call that a "coup de grass" :smug:

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I wish someone would whisper their hot breath secrets into my ear, so I could giggle again.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Hardawn posted:

I wish someone would whisper their hot breath secrets into my ear, so I could giggle again.

pspspppssssspsps

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Tom Brady and his wife Giselle have a number of slave plantations in Brazil and Tom is known for throwing footballs at his slaves "just for fun".

jarbv
Jul 10, 2004

Rihanna is actually from the UK (London specifically) but she is an islandophile, like she just loves pretending she's from an island that's how much she loves island life. Like she was taught by a nanny throughout primary school and rebelled, isn't that nuts??

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

So she's from an island and she thinks she is from an island? Checks out.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Jonathon Taylor Thomas is an amateur lumberjack

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Ricky Gervaise punched a midjet really hard one time to win a bet. (someone bet him he wouldnt punch a midget)

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Joyce Carol Oates has writer's block unless she kills a small animal when beginning a book.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Joyce Carol Oates is a celebrity.

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gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
OK, for you, make it George RRRRRR Martin.

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