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I'm staying in a hotel and I go to get a soda ($1.75). The machine takes my first dollar, but then has an existential crisis and decides it doesn't want to be a vending machine anymore/gets depressed because it never reached its aspirations of vending used panties or whatever, and stops taking my money. So I hit the change return button. Of course, it doesn't simply spit out my dollar, because that would be convenient and logical. Instead, it returns twenty loving nickels. Dick. Share your experiences with robots/machines showing resistantialism (seemingly malicious behavior exhibited by machines)
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I'm glad of it
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Dec 31, 2016 02:33
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Suck a robot's dick, op
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Dec 31, 2016 02:33
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luv 2 date boys posted:Suck a robot's dick, op The vape thread is thataway
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Dec 31, 2016 02:36
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wow dude loving rude
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Dec 31, 2016 02:38
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One time I played an epic starcraft match against the PC that lasted several days. After I won and it was finally over, I went back to watch the replay of the battle and it showed me losing! I was so pissed I yanked the plug from the back and left it that way all night.
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Dec 31, 2016 02:40
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A vibrating toothbrush brought me to a whole new plane of existence
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Dec 31, 2016 02:46
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luv 2 date boys posted:Suck a robot's dick, op I've got one that sucks mine
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Dec 31, 2016 02:47
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please dont be rude to vending machiens in gbs
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