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Cryptocucks, cuckographers, cuntrymen lend me your email passwords. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49vZhQlAEyk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zH9Zca1vRM Spin yoself a 3k bit key, drop 300mg of caffeine, drink something intoxicating and make some keys, talk about information age weaponry etc !!!!! My public key: code:code:code:
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Settle down there cryptobeavis.
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hey baloogna you want my buplic key its code:byob historian has issued a correction as of 09:06 on Dec 31, 2016 |
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Dec 31, 2016 09:00
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i decrypted the op, turns out he's gay
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Dec 31, 2016 09:07
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how the hell do you get people interested in crypto? you don't people hate crypto and love the NSA reading everything they write which means at least SOMEONE reads your todo list of things you really need to get done but instead ignore the gently caress out of it
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RSA is for cuck losers, pro tier alphas use one-time pads you use it once, and throw it away like your mother
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Dec 31, 2016 09:10
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there are benefits to RSA and other asymetric cryptos that OTP don't have like signing poo poo, distributing your public key in the open
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Dec 31, 2016 09:12
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yes i know, i'm just being a poo poo for comedic effect
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YOU LAUGH NOW, YES?
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what is this nerd poo poo baloogan
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2017 exmarx posted:what is this nerd poo poo baloogan some smart guys figured out how to hide information in plain sight using mathematical tricks. And the really tricky bit is asymetrical crypto, which means the key that is used to encrypt something is different than the key that is used to decrypt. like, if you had a secret code, like a=B, b=C, c=D etc, and wanted to encrypt "lamo! exmarx!" so other people don't know what we're talking about using this secret code it would come out as "mbnp! fynbsy!" and people wouldn't know what we're talking about! but, you know the secret code, and I know the secret code. And anyone who knows the secret code would know how to turn "mbnp! fynbsy!" back into "lamo! exmarx!" this is known as symmetric crypto the really sneaky stuff is asymetric which means I could give you a key (known as the public key) and you could encrypt "lamo! exmarx!" in a way that only I could see. Even if someone else had the public key, they wouldn't be able to see the message. But I could, because I have somthing called the private key, which can decrypt the message!
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Dec 31, 2016 09:30
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the US govt classifies crypto as weapons (to prevent it from being exported) which im glad because yeah crypto is a weapon and should be protected under the 2nd admendment!
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Dec 31, 2016 09:31
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pig latin ought to be enough for anybody
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uckcay!
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Qenysxwb wv p gwmo rjr vh hqgvpj hwyh p wggii xsqdjwg ri cejsv xr c cinaf oqs encs yeg tdri kc e jaksu.
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Baloogan posted:the US govt classifies crypto as weapons (to prevent it from being exported) which im glad because yeah crypto is a weapon and should be protected under the 2nd admendment! public key crypto is open carry think about it
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Dec 31, 2016 09:51
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is that a public key in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
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redneck nazgul posted:Qenysxwb wv p gwmo rjr vh hqgvpj hwyh p wggii xsqdjwg ri cejsv xr c cinaf oqs encs yeg tdri kc e jaksu.  well i honestly tried lamo based on thinking Qenysxwb==Baloogan
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Baloogan posted:
lol u couldnt read that?
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Cryptography! How Do They Work?
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rudatron posted:is that a public key in your pocket or are you just happy to see me i've been assured that the president's keylength is very adequate
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Dec 31, 2016 10:14
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Baloogan posted:
You are correct, sir. Keep at it!
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Dec 31, 2016 10:21
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redneck nazgul posted:You are correct, sir. im no cryptographer :/  im a cuckographer 
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Dec 31, 2016 10:36
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 that's probably not gonna work for the rest of it
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Baloogan posted:the US govt classifies crypto as weapons (to prevent it from being exported) which im glad because yeah crypto is a weapon and should be protected under the 2nd admendment! does this mean if you can solve chinese remainder theorem problems in your head you need to get your brain registered with your county sheriff's department?
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also baloogan, it's not a one time pad, it's a pretty common cipher look deep into your heart and you will discover the truth
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redneck nazgul posted:also baloogan, it's not a one time pad, it's a pretty common cipher peckerwood 
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hey :| lammooooo hahah that was fun
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Baloogan posted:B A L O O G A N _ I S _ A _ C U C K _ A N D _ H E _ S M E L L S _ L I K E _ A _ S E W E R _ B E C A U S E _ H E _ L I V E S _ I N _ A _ S E W E R _ A N D _ A L S O _ H I S _ F A C E _ I S _ A _ S E W E R this message was never hidden though 
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my parents want me to go into "cybersecurity" because it turns out that people are "bad at it you see it in the news a bunch" and "you can get really good job security doing tech work for it" and no matter how much i tell them that 99% of security gently caress-ups boil down to poor security practices and social engineering they're still all like "you can do a computer so make $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ preventing the US from getting hacked again!!!!!!!!!!" they do not know poo poo
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Pollyanna posted:my parents they do not know poo poo must run in the family
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Pollyanna posted:my parents want me to go into "cybersecurity" because it turns out that people are "bad at it you see it in the news a bunch" and "you can get really good job security doing tech work for it" and no matter how much i tell them that 99% of security gently caress-ups boil down to poor security practices and social engineering they're still all like "you can do a computer so make $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ preventing the US from getting hacked again!!!!!!!!!!" i'm not seeing how either party is incorrect here
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Prav posted:i'm not seeing how either party is incorrect here i dont want to make a career out of tech support tbqh
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:must run in the family yep
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Pollyanna posted:my parents want me to go into "cybersecurity" because it turns out that people are "bad at it you see it in the news a bunch" and "you can get really good job security doing tech work for it" and no matter how much i tell them that 99% of security gently caress-ups boil down to poor security practices and social engineering they're still all like "you can do a computer so make $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ preventing the US from getting hacked again!!!!!!!!!!" they know stuff, look into it Pollyanna posted:i dont want to make a career out of tech support tbqh dude, i literally inspected sewers. literally. like, sewers. dude, make your own destiny.
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just think, there are tons of other people as gullible as your parents, but they have money that you could have
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If you want to get any good careers in cyber security then you can't smoke weed.
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