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TBeats posted:gently caress cats. Yeah, I said it. Fight me. Shut up, Cole
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Two Finger posted:do some pulled pork with my sauce in your bitchin dutch oven is this a euphemism for butt loving because it sure sounds like it
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Meh. It's a living. Thank you for this. Also I'm hungover as all gently caress
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i really loving want a pressure cooker its probably next on my list
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psydude posted:It's amazing how much random poo poo (especially straight up sugar) is added to a lot of prepackaged foods, including stuff like spaghetti sauce. Cooking meals from scratch can shave off 400-500 calories a day. my sister in law started eating greek yogurt back when it was THE THING and it seriously had like 4 loving tablespoons of sugar in each serving. BUT ITS YOGURT ITS HEALTHY
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Couldn't hurt. My dad got his Crohn's disease linked to Agent Orange exposure and got a 100% disability rating. Took about 10 years to get though. Hopefully the VA is better now LOL... My wife has severe Crohn's and it is indeed pretty terrible
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Duzzy Funlop posted:I know three people with Crohn's disease, and I always loathe to find out just how bad their individual affliction is. My wife had her colon completely removed and has an ileostomy. Its one way to avoid going to the bathroom every 30 minutes!
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Jan 4, 2017 00:54
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My sister in law who can't even take care of a cat and has to have her cable bill paid for by her mother wants to adopt a meth addict's baby because this is what will complete her life.
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Jan 4, 2017 19:54
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Sister in law is in her late 30s and her choice in men mirrors her other poor life choices. She thinks this is her only chance to get the family she's always wanted but she's also worried about her ski trip she has planned.
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Jan 4, 2017 23:06
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Alarm for 6:40, I wake up at like 6:35 and think about if there is anything important for me to do first thing or if I can gently caress off for another hour.
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Jan 5, 2017 02:49
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my wife and I went on a cruise a couple of years ago and holy poo poo our pasty white asses were easily top 1% on that ship. seriously we were some golden haired Adonises compared to others.
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Jan 9, 2017 00:35
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oh funny cruise story time. my sister in law went on one awhile back where she met some guy working on the boat and of course she fell in love with him and later flew to Croatia for like 2 weeks to see him and his family. dude broke off all contact once she told him she wasnt ready for marriage yet and she was completely miffed as to why. if you're keeping score at home this is the same sister in law that is thinking about adopting a meth baby because the ticking of her biological clock is getting really loud.
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Jan 9, 2017 00:39
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Couple of years ago a guy wrecked his bro truck in freezing rain while blasting down the highway trying to get to his sister who was dying on the side of the highway from her own retarded driving decisions in a truck
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Jan 9, 2017 19:34
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Its really hard to turn a $17,000 truck into a $45,000 one if you don't have the room to shove it full of electronic gadgets and giant seats for fatasses
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Jan 10, 2017 04:41
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My wife and I take care of an elderly couple and the best thing they ever did was move out of their home of 40 years and into a retirement village. They don't have to worry about killing themselves on the stairs or getting stuck on the toilet for hours because there is no hand rail to help them up.
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Jan 11, 2017 21:58
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There's a reason that cute app that displays dogs on your lock screen requires access to the microphone and your contact list.
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Jan 16, 2017 22:17
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someone reserve one for McNally
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Pesticide20 posted:Probably realized that his project violated local codes or something That or he realized it was a perfect place to stash bodies
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Jan 25, 2017 20:51
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Unsweet tea superiority Fight me.
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Jan 25, 2017 23:53
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Diet Dr Pepper causes autism
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Stultus Maximus posted:"unsweet tea" is a terrible retronym which indicates unwelcome encroachment of Southern diabetes culture. The only positive about living in Texas is that i'm going to get to watch all these people die from heart disease or diabetes
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I'm delightfully quirky
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Jan 26, 2017 00:59
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way to rain on the parade of an entrepreneur
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:A little over a month since they got all our paperwork and a couple of big checks. Packets are all accepted, she goes for fingerprinting next week. She's a peace loving buddhist and isn't a party member. Peace loving means socialist DENIED
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Syrian Lannister posted:The only thing I don't have in my vehicle or range bags are needles. But what if Caro did run up?
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lite_sleepr posted:I'll get you an 8 inch 4 2-inchers dont count
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:One of my vets is convinced that this MLM scheme is his ticket to greatness Well on the bright side our impending war with Iran won't leave him with time for that
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Feb 3, 2017 15:43
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which one of you can i bring on to my Advocare team?!?!
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SPEAK AMERICAN!
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my favorite thai place closed end of last year so tonight i took a stab at making their green curry. i got pretty close, need more coriander
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Feb 5, 2017 02:28
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maybe we're all trash, and this world is just a big burn pit
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Feb 5, 2017 03:36
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Kevin James is who parents think of when you say "blue collar" which is why they encourage their child to take out tens of thousands of dollars in debt
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:Katy Perry can be our spirit animal if Kacey Musgraves can be our spirit stoner girl. country music needs to die
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Feb 10, 2017 17:00
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every other rear end in a top hat around here has a dented bumper or tailgate on their truck because they back in everywhere and hit everything because they are all idiots who honestly shouldnt be driving F-250 King Ranch editions no matter how cool they think it makes them
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They will absolutely throttle the poo poo out of you and then pay a measly fine in 10 years
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Feb 14, 2017 15:11
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yeah if you have a supercar you pay someone $400 to trailier it to the dealer, have it serviced and then brought back
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Feb 18, 2017 17:05
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Max dad day. Both our wives are out of town so dad and I are on patio at a cigar bar and later we're going to try a new Thai place
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Oh man, what a day. Everyone's got that one place that when you're at near-death hangover stage you crave like a Marine craves unconscious Jap pussy. Well, 5 years ago mine closed down. The most wonderous chinese buffet place was bulldozed and replaced with a hospital satellite clinic, ugh. Ever since I've had a hole in my heart that nothing has filled, until today. Since my wife is out of town I'm free to try horrible places she'd never eat and I found it. The same family, the same food, the same lovely chairs and tables; just under a different name. We may be well on our way to nuclear armageddon boys but I tell you what, I'll die with a full stomach.
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i would give you both
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Godholio posted:Honestly I love this car but I'll never buy one that's mostly original again. I want a basket case car so I do crazy things like drop an LS3 or an LTsomething in it. But I couldn't bring myself to replace the original 327 unless I actually had to. A guy I know with more Corvettes than friends did this. Shoved as much crap from one of his Z06's into a 67 as possible. Biggest problem is tire size, you just can't get large enough rear tires on there to deal with the power. Its a nifty, albeit useless car.
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