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Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

holocaust bloopers posted:

Today is a big day--got myself a Lodge dutch oven.

hail culinary satan

do some pulled pork with my sauce in your bitchin dutch oven

# ¿ Jan 1, 2017 01:03

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 08:49

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Some of us are in God's true time zone

yeah it's been new year here for 20 hours already

# ¿ Jan 1, 2017 08:22

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

what are people using to stop ads automatically playing when i open a page

# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 22:57

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

TBeats posted:

Yo I'm going on a cruise to Mexico in May. My second cruise. Some lessons I learned from the first (and only) cruise I took in 2011:

1) don't take all my money with me

2) don't drink as much

3) avoid the casino.

My question is, can you spend cash on a cruise and/or the ports in Mexico? If not, can I get a reloadable visa and just put like $500 on it?

no they generally will issue you a card for use on board and use that to tot up all your expenses and spending on board then bill you at the end of the cruise

the ports in mexico i would recommend you stick to cash, harder to get hosed over that way

if you don't mind sharing which company/ship? i was on cruise ships for a while might be able to help you out a little

# ¿ Jan 8, 2017 23:33

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

TBeats posted:

Carnival Paradise.

Last cruise I went on was a drunken spending spree. People were amazed that I could spend as much as I did on a cruise. So I want to take a set amount of money with me. I guess Carnival as their own cards you can load money on? If so I'll probably do that and leave everything else at home. It's a four day cruise and I don't drink much anymore, so I'm figuring $500 should be enough, but I don't have much experience cruising responsibly to know.

nah dude they specifically set things up to make it easy for you to spend money

that's why they give you the card with i think unlimited credit onboard and just bill you afterwards since they already have your credit card details

i don't think i know anyone on carnival paradise but if i hear anything i'll see if i can hook you up with a bridge or engine room tour or something

# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 00:25

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Proud Christian Mom posted:

my wife and I went on a cruise a couple of years ago and holy poo poo our pasty white asses were easily top 1% on that ship. seriously we were some golden haired Adonises compared to others.

ya pretty much

i guess it wasn't a terrible job working on there, pussy is easy as hell and there's a regular influx of new meat

pity about all the weight i put on from being blind drunk almost every night, thanks alcoholism

# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 00:36

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

i've always been a fan of stripe counters

that's the kind of girls who would only sleep with officers of a certain rank (because they have the nicer cabins)

# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 00:46

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Godholio posted:

Wait where do you find a $300 cruise?

repositioning cruises like say from doing alaska runs to doing panama canal or whatever

and often short 3-4 day cruises are cheap as chips too

# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 03:41

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

not caring here posted:

So after hearing a lot of bad press about Batman versus Superman I finally gave it a watch.

It's actually pretty decent, I'd watch a sequel.

i didn't find it offensively bad so much as utterly forgettable

i remember the most unbelievably telegraphed prison shanking in movie history and bats using his toys on supes and that's really about it

# ¿ Jan 15, 2017 02:22

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

I watched a film called In The Company of Men last night and rewatching his final scenes in The Dark Knight I'm forced to conclude that Aaron Eckhart is a really loving good actor.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 01:05

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Godholio posted:

It's not his kid.

joe.txt

# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 01:26

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Omg I just remembered I can ignore stupid posters again instead of trying to deal with them

and you have your own shims and cole you can probate irl too

# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 01:59

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Kilmer

he took the car sir

the jaguar?

no, the other car

# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 02:38

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Godholio posted:

I have never heard of probably 80% of the bands you guys talk about.

how do you feel about iron maiden

# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 04:52

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

https://m.imgur.com/wqfRH7u?r

🤔🤔🤔

been a while since i let out real deep belly laughs

# ¿ Jan 21, 2017 13:01

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

TBeats posted:

Put your hand on that wall.

ATTN: JOE BIDEN

Dear sir I enclose instructions on how to prevent Trump ending us all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNhYJgDdCu4

SMDFTB
Two Finger

# ¿ Jan 22, 2017 07:48

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

update on nz:

still loving owns

# ¿ Jan 24, 2017 04:20

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Congratulations on the child slave for the Trump labour camps Whip!

# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 00:23

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

man i forgot how goddamned amazing the fog of war is

dude knows he's damned but goddamn he has some things to say

# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 11:08

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Mr. Mambold posted:

Watch Hearts and Minds next

yes sir

# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 20:13

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

No Grand Tour this week

thanks ebb

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 21:45

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

88mm. Don't be a pussy.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 20:56

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

ElMaligno posted:

So I got a fourth date with this girl, we are going to watch game of thrones in my apartment. I'm going to cook wings, frying some plantains and she is bringing beer.

and they say romance is dead.

better be watching the episode where ramsay snow jumps sansa

# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 09:18

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Then might I suggest the scenes with Arya and her dad walking around wasting fools after Robb gets red wedding'd?

# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 09:50

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

yeah chicks always get teary at weddings don't they

# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 09:54

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Rad Lieutenant posted:

nice

# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 22:57

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

hopefully youre just getting it for nostalgia or style and not power, because it isnt that fast, especially not at that price point

someone's never played gran turismo

# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 23:15

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

yeah they weren't stupid fast in a straight line or anything but from everything i've heard they were just really well set up and drove like a dream

i'd love to find out for myself sometime plus they look cool as poo poo

# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 23:28

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

singular yes

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 02:53

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

i don't think that really counts, it's more of an out and out racer than a supercar but then that could get into a really semantic argument

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 03:02

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

TBeats posted:

Consider it the first question in a line of questions.

Does Ford make supercars?

Two Finger posted:

singular yes

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 03:56

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

cole, i know what youre trying to do. go look at the cars bmw has manufactured. theyve yet to make a super car. the i8 is a sports car

you could maybe make an argument the M1 was a supercar i guess? but even that i dunno if it really counts

also not really sure why you're arguing the point so hard cole

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 04:03

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNzaJgNNK3A

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 04:09

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Also I thought it was "cut Cole some slack" month

yeah but eh

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 04:37

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

nah i said i was gonna carry that one on but like all good dictators i'm abusing my power arbitrarily

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 04:50

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

that sounds pretty impressive technically. Naturally? or turbo/super'd?

theres no way on god's green earth they are getting those numbers without a gigantic turbo strapped to it and even so that's still insane as all gently caress

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 07:41