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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
The girlfriend and I are headed north to the socialist paradise of British Columbia to spend the day at the aquarium in Vancouver. Seems like a good way to end 2016.

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Vasudus posted:

Yeah, everyone I've talked to that's done it said it was a miserable experience. I still want to do it once though.

Jesus Christ it sounds an awful lot like a condensed version of the army.

I'm watching King of the Hill with my girlfriend tonight and tomorrow we're going on a hike. We just spent an hour not moving on I5 because of an accident just south of Bellingham. Apparently the inch of snow on the side of the freeway caused three accidents within a few hundred feet of each other. Meanwhile, another inch of snow accumulated on the road while we sat there, but nobody had trouble driving in it. :iiam:

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

LostCosmonaut posted:

How is Three Olives vodka? I got a bottle of grapefruit :gay: flavor for Christmas, and might as well get started on it now.

It likes to brag about its property

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Some of us are in God's true time zone :colbert:

West coast best coast

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Rad Lieutenant posted:

I still thought I was 29 til about a year ago when my wife reminded me I'm 33 :(

Did she figure it out for the headstone?

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Mr. Nice! posted:

After over 3 years, dozens of phone calls, and a congressional inquiry I finally got a call from the district review office regarding my appeal. They're just going to send me out for new exams since I got a copy/paste job for my C&P exams out in Hawaii.

It took forever but finally moving loving forward.

That's great news dude, congrats

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Don't the robots also have accelerometers or some poo poo to record baby shaking?

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Kawasaki Nun posted:

I hear taking I-90 to New Orleans is alot better than actually being in Houma. You should try that. Otherwise bring all your hunting and fishing gear and let loose in the sportsman's paradise

Pretty sure I-90 gets nowhere near New Orleans

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Speaking of miles lasers did anyone else avoid firing blanks during miles training by just smacking the laser in order to "shoot"?

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
ublock works well

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Two in one day?!

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Pretty sure that much snow is what you get when you want a white utopia

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

When we circle back around to the 90s again.

That's only three years away

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Syrian Lannister posted:

I honestly hope the Ranger comes with an extended cab as the standard option instead of the crew cab.

I could see myself owning a Ranger with an extended cab, not so much with the crew. That's about the only truck I can see myself buying in the next five-ish years.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Sure is a lot of hate in this thread for someone starting a new job

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
drat dude, it's been a struggle for you for a while now. Sorry to hear but good luck in getting it taken care of

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Grand Tour is really good tonight

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

that LAW I turned into a bong

:catstare: I want to smoke from that bong

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

lite_sleepr posted:

What's a LAW?

https://youtu.be/NQoyIlyu6-U

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Ben Affleck is a really good Batman and I can't wait for his Batman movie

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

at the date posted:

Look, I know ragging on superhero movies is kind of my schtick, but holy hell was BvS bad. The only good bit I saw was in one of the first trailers anyway: Batman going ape on a bunch of mooks in a warehouse. I turned it off shortly afterward.

You watched until there was fifteen minutes left and then turned it off?

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Mr. Mambold posted:

can you inherit from your kids? Because we just inherited a dog my daughter's had for 6 years but she's never like him, lol. Sweet little retarded Jacques.

My parents have inherited a number of pets from my siblings over the years

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

not caring here posted:

Highly recommend Google Fi.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Haven't watched it yet, but Oscar season means :filez:

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
What's HCT up to?

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

MurderBot posted:

I want to go up to Seattle once the loving passes aren't covered in 300000 feet of god drat snow and causing avalanches.

I guess no is the answer.... I think it's only a 4 hour drive from Central Oregon

Yeah it's about that if the traffic is good. If not it's loving forever.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

LingcodKilla posted:

I broke 5 in high school on a synthetic track and spikes.


Anyone thinking about going to the Seattle Boat show? Gonna go kayak window shopping on Saturday.

Oh poo poo boat show? My dad will be there. Maybe I'll have him take me along

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

The Rat posted:

That's a G36, not an AR15.
:goonsay:

It would be you

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Dad chat talk: I'm going to be a dad.

Congrats!

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

The Rat posted:

If not me, then who?

I meant it in the best way. I also want that shirt.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

need this shirt asap

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Bought

Edit: Less than 4 hours left if you want to buy one

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Mike-o posted:

No clue but here's the google cached page

Edit: nevermind it didn't cache the images but the guy had a huge crawlspace which was 8 feet tall and he wanted to build a bar down there.

Probably realized that his project violated local codes or something

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Vasudus posted:

My garbage disposal died, causing a problem with the unit's sewer something-or-other. So my sink is full of water and it stinks to high heaven. There's two dudes trying to fix it right now.

At least you have people fixing yours. My girlfriend and I are still waiting on maintenance to get in and fix ours after a couple days

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Proud Christian Mom posted:

Diet Dr Pepper causes autism

N4I's love of Elite Dangerous is well known already

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

TBeats posted:

Dumb relative stories?

My cousin robbed a string of Blockbusters with an assault rifle wearing no mask to try and get money to skip town after he beat the poo poo out of some woman who shorted him on a drug deal.

I feel like that's the plot of a movie starring Johnny Knoxville

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Watching Hacksaw Ridge and goddamn :catstare:


Dude with a BAR grabs a corpse and uses it as a shield to advance forward into fire.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
The end of this movie is campy as gently caress

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

MurderBot posted:

Maybe it's because I'm secretly anti American but I really didn't enjoy hacksaw ridge. Like 2.5 erect penises out of 5 in my opinion.

I went from meh to alright there's promise to :flaccid:

eta: I only kept watching because I was high as balls and wanted to see how it turned out.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Naked Bear posted:

The actor or the actual dude? :stare:

Actual dude

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I'm watching the Pacific finally and goddammit I keep finding myself wanting to scream at these dudes to put loving tourniquets on their injuries goddammit!

Edit: that's my fault for taking CLS seriously

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