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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Just got my acceptance letter for VA health care, anyone know anything about the process to get them to allow you to use non-VA docs and the VA foot the bill? I'm in GA if it helps narrow it down.

Ironically enough, VA coverage is probably better than what I get through my work, as long as im not sick to the point of dying. They charge me nearly full price for my insurance and i have to spend nearly 10 grand in a year or 2 grand in a procedure to even have my insurance help with something.

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

You have to live so far away or not be able to get an appointment within 30 or so days. You should get a "choice card" in the mail if you haven't already. Call the number on it if you qualify by distance or appointment scheduling problems. If you don't, well, enjoy using your work insurance or paying out of pocket.

The choice card was a feel good bullshit rollout. For most vets, it's absolutely useless. If you're hell bent on saving money so badly, just prepare yourself for health care on par with a troop clinic, because you're in the South. And because it's the VA. Also know that the Georgia VAs, as well as most of the south VAs, weren't following cleaning procedures on some of their equipment and passed around some HIV and Hepatitis C. Proctology and dental departments both guilty. Lots of lovely ER horror stories, plenty of people die in those waiting rooms.

Last time I went to a VA ER, it was in Memphis and the news was running a piece (on repeat, every 30 minutes) about 3 veterans dying in the ER waiting room while in queue to see one of maybe two doctors, if any at all. I sat there for six hours, no one moved, no doctors to be seen. I left and got a bottle of whiskey to help the back pain.

It doesn't get much better elsewhere. I'm in Colorado Springs, a bigger city than Atlanta, and we only have a clinic. There are four major installations surrounding us, and our "hospital" closes at 6:30pm. No emergency facilities. Closest VA ER is in Denver, and they're in a giant clusterfuck about running 300% over budget or something on the new hospital they're building. It's retarded.

On the plus side, having VA health care only still keeps the "no insurance" tax at bay. So yeah, there's that.

Well I'm 70 miles from the nearest VA medical center and it's the Atlanta VA so lmao at the idea of getting an appointment in a timely manner. Maybe I'll be able to use the choice card to go to Northeast GA Medical Center in Gainesville. Much closer, clean, and also really good doctors.

Good to know the VA still sucks dick.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Hey how about that time your boss told you to move a 12 foot long, 7 foot high, 6900 lb disk array from the data center raised floor to the warehouse area 500 yards away, and you only have yourself, and one other guy to do it and no, a pallet truck will not fit under it.

I almost became two of me when i tried to stop the thing rolling down a ramp

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Anyone here use sling? Is it any good? Can my husband watch his BS network sitcoms (The Middle :barf:)? Is there DVR-like functionality?

Sling is fine, your man-bear can watch his BS network sitcoms on it, there is a I believe about a 2 day view time on live TV, where you can watch anything that showed in the last two days whenever you want, except on certain channels/programs (NFL poo poo being one of the main criminals of this).

You cannot record a thing and watch it indefinitely however, but good old screen capture software can take care of that no problem, but this probably breaks a law somehow somewhere so do it at your own risk.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



TBeats posted:

There are schools in the region that are closed tomorrow lol

poo poo was so disappointing, like I was hoping for a fuckton of snow and there wasn't even enough to cover the roads.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nostalgia4Butts posted:

seriously, i would love a small truck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_TQo3yDkVo

Blame the chicken tax for loving the light truck market in the US. It's why you can't get a Hilux or any other light, reliable trucks.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Jan 10, 2017

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



holocaust bloopers posted:

New job has the following poo poo:

A Bunn coffee drip machine. Finally I'm not suffering with bullshit keurig-like contraptions

Fully stocked kitchen with candy and healthy poo poo. Like 4 kinds of trail mix dispensers.

All in all pretty good.



My job has both of these things, but they bought the worst loving coffee possible. I think it might even be rebranded Sara Lee coffee, it sure as gently caress tastes as bad as the poo poo that was available when I was in.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Sounds cool. Hope it isn't one of those tech companies where you're scheduled for 8 hour days but are "encouraged" to work more if you need to ...

If they have a fully stocked kitchen and "zen room" they probably expect you to live there in order to fulfill their bullshit workload that they refuse to hire on extra people to handle.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

:ohdear:

stay safe holocaust ghost

Fully stocked kitchen at a tech company is my trigger for "Haha if you thought you were leaving work at a normal time, welcome to salaried work bithc!"

E: leaving the typo

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Syrian Lannister posted:

Very few dealers run a loaner program, insurance reasons I think.

Unless you're in a higher tier car.

When I had my impala, my service contract covered a rental . My Subaru, friggin sucks to be you; but we have a courtesy shuttle that runs for three hours.

Are you daft? I just bought a 2016 MX-5, a 20,000 dollar car, and i can and am going to get a free loaner when they have to fix the ABS system, because it took a massive poo poo today with only 1100 miles on the clock.

It may not be a great loaner, probably like a base model Mazda 3 or whatever, but it will be brand new and i wont pay anything.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itkl7cHcX_E&t=1467s

My favorite part of their spoof of ep 3

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Helldump Immunity posted:

Donated marrow so I'm exempt from all charities/donations for the rest of my life.

Ow

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



They also do some other poo poo where they give you some drugs to make your bone marrow cells multiply 5 days beforehand and then just skim them out of your blood like platelet donation.

Agreedo on general anaesthesia for anything involving getting jabbed with a horse needle, gently caress that poo poo.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Helldump Immunity posted:

They told me you can still "feel" them work on you as well as hear all the interesting crunching sounds with the local anesthetic and I was like lol no thanks bub.

I got enough of that when they ripped 4 wisdom teeth out of my head under a local, no loving way am i letting someone do anything involving crunchy noises and being able to "feel" them do anything again with me being awake.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Cat chat?

Here's one of my kitties, she is rather sleepy so I rubbed her ears to get her to wake up for the picture.



This cat loves fleece blankets, she gets upset if I take away her blanket for any reason. When I wash it she will spend the next day and a half just rolling all in it and rubbing on it to make it smell like her again.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 08:25 on Jan 18, 2017

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Almost a half a million idiots like that page.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Confirming the southeast handles hurricanes and poo poo great, they have repair crews out working as soon as the storm passes and they get poo poo restored pretty quickly, IF I lose power from a really bad storm it is usually up within 4-6 hours. With the notable exception of Louisiana because they are dumb and built their capital below sea level on a river.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Kawasaki Nun posted:

New Orleans isn't the capitol smart guy, and Baton Rouge isn't below sea level.

Louisiana is a garbage state for garbage people. It ranks higher than AL and MS but drat, Bobby Jindal hosed them so hard and they said "Please give me more!"

Though, you could really extend that to any of the southern red states, seriously, the folks who vote in the local elections are so loving retarded they happily vote against the things that will help them out. We are all hosed and The Donald is our just desserts.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Jan 23, 2017

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



I just got a job offer in Annapolis Junction MD, how much am I going to hate the commute?

(Its smack in the middle between DC and Baltimore)

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Zeris posted:

Jesus loving christ, the dad thread is officially the bermuda triangle for peoples' joke radars.

Ok, done bitching.

Nice meltdown

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Ban anime

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



orange juche fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Jan 25, 2017

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Trump not orange enough, must be fake.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



We post here, we're probably all on the spectrum tbh.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Hahaha. Holy poo poo. CBS has a show called Hunted (setting couples out to evade practiced authorities) and they have a fat couple that owns an airsoft store on the show. They need to outrun the tv hired authorities for four weeks. Betting one fat twists an ankle and they're out within the first two days.

2017 just started, we can still have The Running Man be a thing.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




Lmao, jump on my hood I'm gonna do my damnedest to get the gently caress out of there,and if I happen to run you over, sorry but you shouldn't jump on top of a car fuckhead.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

I think from now on I will only take my vehicles to mechanics with shop dogs

My favorite mechanics shop that ive been using for years has a pupper named Flash, hes a beagle and he loves all the pets and treats he gets from customers. He is a very good dogge.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

A bartender I worked with did those "Pleasure Parties" or whatever they're called. They carry their own Chinese crap, which is probably the same as the cheap poo poo big adult toy companies sell for budget range that the MLM marks way up, but they also sell the mid and high lines of dildos and poo poo.

I worked in a legit porn store for a 9 month spell, right after I got out of the army. You want to run a real racket? Open a porn shop on the interstate. Everything is marked way the gently caress up ($4 cost dvd was going for $60 on the shelf for specialty market and gay back then). There's still plenty of poor fuckers out there driving trucks. Put up a wifi network and you can eliminate booths and let the nasty goddamn truckers blow each other in their trucks instead of in the bathroom. Old farts will still buy magazines, the old end of gen x drivers will still buy dvds. And everyone, as well as their mother, will come in with giant sunglasses and hats on, to buy a dildo.

But there's nothing quite as bewildering as a 400 pound trucker walking in wearing a mumu and what must have been reinforced heels, reaking of cheap perfume. So maybe hire a 20-something to work the nightshift.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

So redoing my mom's internet setup.

I got a Nighthawk R8000. Cox gave her some 3-in-1 whatever piece and said the other modem I had in there was obsolete, which is probably true as it's 6+ years old.

1. What's a good standard modem that will handle most anything? There is a lot of people using the WIFI at once. She doesn't have any crazy super high speed internet though.

2. I'm moving the setup to a more central point in the living room. There's a coax cable for the TV already. Is there any issue splitting the signal? I was thinking maybe run a separate line for both--is that needed? If it's fine splitting what's a good one to get?

If there's anything else I need to know lmk

Arris Surfboard SB6141 DOCSIS 3.0 Cable Modem

If you're looking for a modem that has 12 bonded pairs (good for like 300Mbps up/ 150 mbps down) and good enough in home wifi, this is the way to go, alternatively disable the wifi. It's good either way, and its a pretty solid modem.

E: This is the one with the wifi stripped out, it's the same performance as their 110 dollar modem without the wifi.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Feb 7, 2017

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

-missed the edit :downs:


Ah ok, so the one you linked me is a router only but has a wifi option. Probably use that and the Nighthawk since they're supposed to be really good routers.

She's archaic and I'm trying to get her to get rid of her phone line, which was part of the reasoning for the 3-in-1. So now there will be a coax cable where her office/computer, is so unless we run an ethernet cable that'll need a whole other separate modem for VOIP? She says she just needs fax, which she really doesn't, but whatever. What are the good online fax services I can try to coerce her into using that simple enough for a grandma?

Get rid of her phone line, and get Vonage or whatever, it takes an ethernet cable from your router into the vonage box and it has 2x regular phone jack outputs, and fax works fine on it. She won't notice any difference between vonage or whatever and what she has currently, but the Vonage bill will be about half what she pays now for her phone.

Same dial tone, same call functionality, everything works just like normal, even 911 works, as setting a 911 address is part of the initial setup (which you will do if you are a good son).

E: yeah return the drat 3 in one, get Vonage, and use her internet to carry her phone without bundling the phone in, they probably charge more than the vonage bill for the rental of the 3 in one and the bundle in of phone service.

Splitters work fine for internet, just don't put too many splitters on and have your modem as close to the run out (on the first splitter, or ideally on its own jack if possible) of the house as possible.

Each splitter drops your signal by about 3.5 dB, so putting the modem behind two splitters drops your signal by a third.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Feb 7, 2017

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Yeah the issue is her fax machine is in her room/office which is a bit away from where I plan on setting everything up. So we'd have to run an ethernet line through the attic or maybe try one of those powerline adapter.

The line to the living room is fairly close to the source and I don't think it is split before that, so it would be the first split on that line. Are splitters mostly the same or are their ones that will carry/boost the signal a bit more? Would the quality of internet via splitter still be affected if no one is watching cable TV?

Splitters are mostly the same, there may be really lovely ones that drop more dB (the dB loss will be stamped on the splitter body somewhere), but there are powered coax amps if you are going to be using a lot of splitters. The street box should be good for a cable modem and 3 TVs minimum, which should satisfy almost any house. You won't experience any signal gain/loss if people are watching TV, it's the splitters themselves that drop the signal strength, and the only thing that would happen with the cable modem losing signal strength due to too many splitters, is it might take a bit of a hit on speed or you might experience a drop once in a long while, but sunspots and poo poo will do that anyways.

The only general rule is modem on first splitter before anything else. Once you get your ethernet off your modem, you only have to worry about the 300 ft limit for CAT5/CAT6 transmission.

The other general rule is the more complicated you make this poo poo, the more time you will spend working on it for free when your mom has a problem with it.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Feb 7, 2017

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Alright, thanks for the help! It'll be source > splitter > modem and cable TV box so should be alright then.


Only issue is figuring out the phone if she absolutely must keep it. So probably a powerline Ethernet adapter, don't think we can relocate the fax/printer. That should work fine for this no?

Also, powerline adapters work really good and are awesome and keep you from drilling holes in poo poo to run cables.

https://www.amazon.com/TP-Link-Powerline-Adapter-Starter-TL-PA4010KIT/

This is the cheapest one-and-done buy i can find, comes with the one you will put in your closet for the source, and the one that will be in the office for the vonage/voip whatever. You can buy more adapters if you need them.

E: if you're worried about people getting into your network, use the ones that use encryption to protect the powerline signal, but I don't really see a problem with the cheaper one.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 03:42 on Feb 7, 2017

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

I don't get how that poo poo works at all. Blows my mind

So probably have the modem/router in the living room coming off the splitter, and then run a powerline adapter from the router to the room where the fax/phone is so the Ethernet can go into the VOIP modem there?

Yeah pretty much, if you can run everything else off of wifi, do so. It is much easier to worry about wifi than loving with wired networking, if it were a new house I would say to get the electrician to wire up a networking closet but eh. Its not worth running wired poo poo in an old house unless you're a network guru.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Are powerlines pretty efficient? The living room spot to where the phone that needs ethernet would be is about, oh, 30 meters? Not like it needs crazy bandwith or anything so I can just get a low tier one.

It's definitely good enough for what you're looking for, the cheapest ones are 200mbps, but it varies depending on if your lines are garbage, but VOIP and a fax line doesn't take more than 64kbit/s, which is not even a drop in the bucket of the capacity of even the cheapest powerline adapter.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Thanks again for all the help man, this seems to be the best route. Coupled with this vonage one:

https://smile.amazon.com/Vonage-Phone-Service-HT802-VD-Device/dp/B01C50QMEU?_encoding=UTF8&keywords=vonage&qid=1486436115&ref_=sr_1_1&sr=8-1

do wifi VOIP modems/whatevers not exist?



they should, alternatively there is this:

https://www.amazon.com/IOGEAR-Universal-Ethernet-Adapter-GWU627/dp/B004UAKCS6

no powerline poo poo needed.



Actually no that thing uses WPS which is garbage code for bad people. Don't leave WPS enabled on your wifi. You can brute force a WPS pin (no matter how complicated your password is) in a couple hours, so leaving it enabled is bad.

E: I was thinking WPA for 30 second timer, but WPS can be cracked in a couple hours, no matter how complicated your wifi password is, and it is enabled by default. Don't leave that poo poo enabled yo!

orange juche fucked around with this message at 04:25 on Feb 7, 2017

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I'm really impressed with this Kindle Fire tablet

Huh? I just downloaded kindle on my phone and regular tablet, because Amazon cheaped out on their post Kindle Fire HDX tablets, and made them pretty much garbage.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Every time I hear about thetans I think about the Mooninites

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNr9527MOjQ

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




Joop reminds me of my stepdad, he wore a massive amount of it to cover the intense smell of liquor because i guess it stunk worse than lovely booze

gently caress that guy

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nuclear Tourist posted:

Have to shave for work so might as well get nice aftershave :saddowns:

Just get rubbing alcohol and slap it on your face like so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qu4ZBCU6Fc&t=30s

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

lol @ people that waste money on dude smell good

Just get a decent deodorant. I'd rather smell balls than dirty balls masked with cologne

Seconding the good deodorant, preferrably an antiperspirant type one that will keep you from sweating and stinking later in the day. I dont wear cologne except on dates maybe, any other time youre pretty much just advertising the fact that you are a gigantic douchenozzle.

E: my phone corrected douchenozzle to douchecanoe, when ive never used that word on it.

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