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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Here is your gay rear end thread to talk about dogs and alcohol or whatever

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Post monty pls

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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:swoon:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Mao got a haircut and bath today. She's a little peeved.



Animal abuse

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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In the news again :yayclod:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Hit and run? Dui? How'd you make the papers?

Here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUEy55r49fY

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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God drat hell YES I love when people post screenshots of their freaking alarms !!

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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That's not gone well

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Morning conference call results: 15% raise :q:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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The thing is every employee is getting 15% more, and I haven't gotten my annual raise yet either, so it could be up to 20% total. In which case I will be buying a used BMW 328i

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Someone talk me out of cloning my service rifle

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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holocaust bloopers posted:

Just buy a cool ceremonial sword and be done with it.

Officer thread is thataway bucko

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Actually I already looked and it would be
- PEQ-15 (ATPIAL-C): $1,299
- M68 (CompM4): $871
- M4A1 (FN-15): $1,623

Pretty damned steep

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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If you complain about them making noise you can get free tickets (done it before)

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Godholio posted:

Wait where do you find a $300 cruise?

Buy a dinghy for $290 and spend $10 on beer

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Also I hosed up today. I was collaborating with someone online and shared the folder with my resume and tax returns instead of the one we were using previously, and I left it on for 3 days until I noticed :doh:

gently caress the cloud

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Slim Pickens posted:

Last time I looked on craigslist for video jobs, 2/3rds the listings were for HOT GUYS FOR WEBCAM SHOWS so

Well??

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Syrian Lannister posted:

Very few dealers run a loaner program, insurance reasons I think.

Unless you're in a higher tier car.

When I had my impala, my service contract covered a rental . My Subaru, friggin sucks to be you; but we have a courtesy shuttle that runs for three hours.

lol what? I got a loaner for free

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Hell yes replacing my entire front windshield :suicide:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

My mom fell down the stairs and broke her neck. Lived, not paralyzed. She's only sixty but having increasing problems with illness and mobility and is in and out of the hospital for a few years now. This is kind of the last straw and I'm going to start looking at nurses or in home care a few times a week. Grown rear end woman was a hard drinker for a long time and her body is paying for it now, and I don't think her husband is really doing anything aside from shuttling her to the doctor.

You're making me nervous because my mom is older than that

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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What about a Ford Focus RS hmm

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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penis penis penis

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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bengy81 posted:

Hey is a sports coat or blazer appropriate with slacks when an invitation requires "business formal" or am I pretty much just going to have to get my suit tailored?

Yeah if you're a pleb it is

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Had my third interview at my house, got this poo poo in the bag son. Hello 66% higher salary by the end of the year :q:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Say "neigh!" to horse girls

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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ElMaligno posted:

I just met the duffelblog creator.
He is p cool.

What was his name

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Zeris posted:

Jesus loving christ, the dad thread is officially the bermuda triangle for peoples' joke radars.

Ok, done bitching.

Hell, I'm looking at one right now!

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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mmm vegemite and fairy bread

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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World is a gently caress

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Yeah good luck with the kid I'm sure it will be great :mrwhite:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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lite_sleepr posted:

Xcom sucks, destiny is grindy and full of kids, and I don't know about the other one.

This

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Drink water

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Proud Christian Mom posted:

Diet Dr Pepper causes autism

Many such cases

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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My friend has got it in his head he wants to buy a loving C O N D O :mrwhite:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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ElMaligno posted:

Use coldbrew coffee instead of water. Add cinnamon, ginger and vanilla to the mix.

I foresee a heart attack in your future.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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loading hacking tools...

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Spending my bday in a conference room full of lawyers :whitewater:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I owe $2500 in federal :whitewater:

Rekt

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Syrian Lannister posted:

"Since hubby started working on both bathrooms, I haven't been able to shower. Do you know why I keep getting yeast infections? I'm bathing in the the hot tub?"

nope

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Looks like someone doesn't know about timbits

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