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LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Chemists need work too.

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LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Way to drive up the price of meth. :thumbsup:

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Naked Bear posted:

"I need an Advil, a roll of duct tape, a pack of peanuts, and four beers."

Frank said aspirin.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
So I'm almost done with season 1 of "The Expanse.

:stare:

Holy poo poo this is good Sci-Fi. I hope they don't jump the shark with it being a SyFy original and all.

It's free on Amazon Prime streaming.

Totally gets a Shim recommendation.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

holocaust bloopers posted:

oh yeah so Passengers?

It's not awful, which would've been interesting. No the problem with that movie (well one of a lot) is that it's not a sci-fi story at all, and what Passengers is is loving boring. Nothing interesting is ever looked at deeply beyond the peril of being awake on an ark ship knowing full well you're going to die on it. And even that is glossed over.

The movie shows some brief spark when Jennifer Lawrence is told straight up after a whole scene of "Don't tell her!" about the truth. There's a few scenes of maybe maybe maybe toying with the idea that yes what Chris Pratt did was horrifying and loving creepy but then that is all quickly handwaved away.

Don't watch this expecting anything but a boring rear end movie that takes zero chances to thrill or entertain. Moms will love it.

Wife and I saw it in theaters. We enjoyed it but we love Jennifer Lawrence and think anything with her in it is good :)

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
I bet your skin is just a sight to behold. And also you probably feel like sand paper to the touch.

I just use trimmers anymore. I never don't have a beard but I can get it down to 5'o clock shadow. Or keep it full grown crazy vet like I do now. Trimmers are great for keeping down the neck beard too.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Spear Chucker Jones? From M*A*S*H*?

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Man I just feel gross deep frying foods and eating them. I've got a deep fryer but I haven't used it in ages because deep frying has just become gross to me :(

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
I keep it for my Filipino aunt who will fry up a fuckton of lumpia in my garage and leave me with a metric gently caress ton of lumpia.

I try not to be in the garage when she's frying because the smell will ruin it for me.

But goddamn good lumpia. She sells frozen ones at her work and makes a nice little side business at the same time.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Also she's not really my aunt and used to be a juicy girl or whatever circa Vietnam War time.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
My mortgage is slightly less a month than the rent I was paying to stay in a "luxury" apartment in the good part of the Memphis area.

And I got almost a full acre of land and got it for like 20-25k less than it was valued at and the value has gone up in the two years since we bought.

4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, 2 car garage and almost an acre lot. It's a lot of goddamn house, I mean a lot of goddamn house.. but we like it and I have a little shed/shop off in the backyard that I spend all my time in.

Just put a new 50 year roof on this bitch and got new gutters installed too.

Backyard is a forest so I pay the yard people $200 every month or two to get rid of leaves. Thought that was retarded expensive but the next best quote was $450. It's a big yard and a lot of trees and leaves. And an expensive area.

Originally I just bought a leaf blower and was doing it myself but that just meant spending whole weekends blowing leaves and bagging them.

Anyway I bought in a really nice neighborhood in a really good city, and I'm super happy to not rent anymore.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Two Finger posted:

Shim maybe it's just how insane everything else is these days but you sound like. ..normal

I've been on my meds consistently for a few years now.

Bye bye crazy fun Shim and hello boring suburban yuppie Shim.

Also I'm retired and not in school right now because the VA is assholes so I'm essentially a house wife. Except I refuse to clean and I just get stoned as gently caress all day everyday and watch Hulu and Netflix.

I go through a case of Diet Canada Dry Ginger Ale every few days. No caffeine or calories, perfect drink for me. Can't do uppers like caffeine, or even sudafed, or hell even a sugar rush because it makes me manic.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
I drink wine on occasion- but I stopped being a drinker sometime in 2010-2011. I did controlled drinking after I did rehab and I was fine but honestly now I just hate the feeling of drunkenness anymore. I much prefer weed.

Weed is life. Well, shatter these days, but it comes from weed.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Man I'm glad I've never had a roommate that I wasn't married to.

Never heard someone be like "drat glad I've got these roommate!"

It's always bad news and poo poo.

Marriage is too but love paints over the rough parts of living with another person.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
I grow a no bullshit Afro if I just grow my hair out. My retiree ID card has a very stoned very Afro'd Shim pic on it.

Jewfro for life. Think maybe you got some Hebrew in you Cole?

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Yeah you are def not one of gods chosen people, sorry not sorry.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
No kidding. Blur your face cole. The doxxing types are ruthless.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

bengy81 posted:

Please confirm that you look vaguely like Jeff Lynne. That's the image I've had at least.

With a more jihadi looking beard, yeah that kinda looks like me. I'm serious about the fro though. That poo poo is something to behold. It's trashier than a mullet in a lot of ways.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
I have trimmers of my own and keep it at a 3 and 0 on the neck to get rid of neckbeard.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Godholio posted:

This. Was very disappointed to learn (about 3/4 through S1) that S2 is just barely airing on SyFy and isn't even scheduled for Netflix yet. :( They got so many of the details plausibly right.


:laffo:

Season 2 is available for purchase and episodes are streaming the day after they Air on Amazon. Season 1 is free with Amazon Prime.

Worth the $19 or whatever to buy season 2.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
I really like my Xbox one and my Fire TV box.

I don't really miss much between Amazon, Netflix, and Hulu.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

I miss some shows on cable, but antenna, hulu, netflix, amazon and youtube are more than enough to make me forget about those.

I'm mildly annoyed that hulu isn't carrying the Daily Show anymore, though.


Wait, WHAT?! *goes to check*

They're streaming the ones from Feb 9th back but they're all listed as "expiring"

Didn't know they were cutting that. Oh well I still have cable because the wife loves certain channels you just can't stream there content for poo poo (DIY network, hallmark channel etc.).

Guess daily show now gets a DVR recording slot. Haven't watched in several weeks.

I heard that Samantha B's show is killing it too. But gently caress me if I watch TBS.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Proud Christian Mom posted:

otoh gently caress Samantha Bee

What's wrong with her?

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Oh Deathy... He's gonna finger your rear end in a top hat and make you suck his dick for your "auditions" if any of the porn I watch is realistic at all.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Shaving is the antithesis to everything I believe in.

You shavers are a strange bunch.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

agreed. the most ill do is use hair clippers without a guard

Yeah honestly that's as close to shaving as I'll ever get again. I did a full shave with a Mach 3 like 4 years ago and it was just awful. Just awful.

I don't know how I ever shaved daily for the military.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I don't either. I used to get killer bumps and razor burn. My supervisor tried to send me to get a shaving waiver which didn't work because I'm white ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Now I have an electric thing that I shave down to 2mm twice a week.

I don't know the MM's but I just use the 3 setting on my beard trimmer and take the guard off to clean up the neckbeard / cheek work.

I had a shaving waiver once for an entire 72 hours before our E-9 saw me and loving went apoplectic. And yes she was totally an E-9 and not a Chief.

Goddamn E-9's.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
HBO had a pretty good show called "How to Make it in America" that they only did a few seasons of. They cancel poo poo way too fast but Oz had like 13 seasons.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Not my mod!

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

:qqsay:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

BOOM

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

:qqsay:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

For future reference you were probated for overuse of the single emoticon reply. We're gonna make your posting go from poo poo tier to gold by the time my months as IK is up.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
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LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
I'm going to bed, but I'm probating Wasabi The J one more time.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
I'm really adding that Shimazu touch to Wasabi The J's rap sheet.

If I could do avatars I'd just give him big red blinking text that says Pedophile.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
I will be honest I never got into any of the Star Trek's. I hear they were good but like, true fact, not all Star Trek fans are pedophiles, but almost all Pedo's are Trekkies.

Just fun facts.

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LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
I really wanna try Chicago deep dish done right. I like deep dish from Dominoes and Jets pizza. I bet I'd love the real thing. Where's the best places to take my wife to for deep dish pizza in Chicago? I think we're gonna visit the Windy City late spring.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Your either talking to Shim or a Nazi if the person on the internet mentions the international Jewry.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
I say that as Shim. I approve this message.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Why the gently caress am I third personing it up?

I took a few fun pills to make my daily THC intake more fun and holy gently caress you guys should be happy I'm too stoned to go upstairs or I'd be leaving antisemetic quotes and notes on jet fuel RE: steel beams on every other posters rap sheet.

But not you guys you guys are cool.

Being Jewish has never been too bad a thing for me.

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LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

orange juche posted:

DC goons where is a good pizza joint in the Reston/DC area?

Depends. You looking for good pizza or children trafficked by the Clinton Foundation and sold into sexual slavery?

D.C. Pizza joints are really on a spectrum.

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