dad chat 2017: Actually I'm an Ephebophile! *Okinawa geta locked down again*

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Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

TBeats posted:

gently caress cats. Yeah, I said it. Fight me.

I won't fight you but I do pity you

# ¿ Dec 31, 2016 18:41

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 02:57

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

TBeats posted:

I'm deathly allergic to cats. My eyes water and swell, my skin itches, my nose gets all hosed up. Most dogs (like Monty) will make me sneeze a little bit at worst.

It's like biological warfare with pussy.

I am also massively allergic, I take claratin or Zyrtec (well the generics) daily and have 0 problems

# ¿ Dec 31, 2016 18:50

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

TBeats posted:

When people say 2012 I'm like "oh so about two years ago" and then it hits me...

30 is right around the corner!!!

Same but I still think 1998 was about five years ago

You say 2012 and I think that poo poo is still in the future

# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 15:55

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

fuuuuuuuck

Don't get obese kids apparently it permanently fucks up your metabolism and makes it extremely hard to keep the pounds off

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/05/02/health/biggest-loser-weight-loss.html

# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 19:41

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Godholio posted:

Yeah no poo poo.

Yeah no poo poo but hearing "this man needs to run a 800 calorie a day deficit to maintain weight" from an actual scientific study is still kinda shocking

# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 20:19

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I don't really drink alcohol (don't have the time) and I drink diet soda, but I just quit smoking cold turkey two days ago. From a pack and a half a day habit to zero, I would kill you all for one loving drag.

Just FYI

# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 22:15

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Soda? No cravings.

Alcohol? I had 5-6 cocktails at a Christmas party three weeks ago, nothing since, and I can't remember the previous time.i had a drink.

Tobacco? FUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK I want a smoke

Legit don't know how I'm gonna pull this off

# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 23:48

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

gently caress apple

# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 16:51

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

The only "new" Smith and Wesson I would get is the R8 because it is loving hilariously awesome and actually a good design for someone using a ballistic sheild.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2017 04:04

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

LingcodKilla posted:

Gun ports in general.

True, but it was specificity designed for people using ballistic shields because the LAPD/ West coast had a different stance for holding the firearm than the NYPD.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2017 05:20

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

lite_sleepr posted:

Just bought a shotgun.

Whatcha get

# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 01:09

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Not your fault.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 02:28

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

there's a guy here wearing a "best dad ever" shirt

Settle down buddy

# ¿ Jan 14, 2017 18:34

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

no bones about it posted:

I just got a job offer in Annapolis Junction MD, how much am I going to hate the commute?

(Its smack in the middle between DC and Baltimore)

I commuted to Laurel for a few months and the DC beltway made me want to die

# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 23:01

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Hahaha. Holy poo poo. CBS has a show called Hunted (setting couples out to evade practiced authorities) and they have a fat couple that owns an airsoft store on the show. They need to outrun the tv hired authorities for four weeks. Betting one fat twists an ankle and they're out within the first two days.

Literally the plot of the Stephen King short sorry The Running Man

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 03:34

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

like he doesn't have that already

# ¿ Jan 29, 2017 16:36

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

You actually need a CCW in NY to purchase a pistol. It's a pain in the rear end.

No. You need a permit, but that does not automatically allow for carry.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 21:54

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Forever the rally drivers of my heart

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 01:52

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Deathy McDeath posted:

*sigh*

I pay 2k/month for ONE ROOM in a 3br/3ba place in Manhattan. Granted, the location is great and the space is cool, but I dare not even think about that price in context because that's some kind of Lovecraftian horror to me.

Jfc I rented a two bedroom off the N in Astoria for half the price in 2010.

Basically what I'm saying is why the gently caress you in Manhattan

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 05:38

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

MA-Horus posted:

Amos is the GiP spirit animal. He's enlisted as gently caress and awesome.

Amos is hilarious. His nihilistic Zen zero fucks approach to life is just great on the show.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 00:11

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

http://www.bookbarnniantic.com/

its an old campground with like 5 old buildings stuffed with bookshelves and cats and dogs stutting around looking for pets and its a rad place to waste a day

also you can bring your dog

Hell yes

# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 04:16

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Mr. Mambold posted:

We watched that documentary you guys mentioned, Command and Control. I'm texting with a guitar-dad guy I met Friday who was living in Conway, Ark. at the time. He vaguely remembers being woken up by an explosion, but never realized (like the whole nation including the White House) how serious it was.

The documentary is okay.

The book is loving insane.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 01:59