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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I got a cat. Still want to chill.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


TBeats posted:

I'm deathly allergic to cats. My eyes water and swell, my skin itches, my nose gets all hosed up. Most dogs (like Monty) will make me sneeze a little bit at worst.

It's like biological warfare with pussy.

I use to have bad cat allergies. My best friends family always had at least 6 cats and being at his house made me feel like dying. But he also always had the latest video games (1985 or so woo) so I stuck that poo poo out and over a few year it stopped bothering me unless i rubbed my face on them and now I have a dumb cat of my own.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Nostalgia4Murder posted:

My New Year's Eve

Nice bait!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I turn 40 this year.


Thanks for reminding me.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Ultrasound today

Doc gave it a 90% chance of being a dude

I'm sorry.


My twins drive me crazy but I'm fairly sure my girl won't leave to rot in a third world retirement home.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Did it get matted up?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I dropped my flour sack baby in middle school. I was trying to peep on my partners tits ( loose fitting sweater top cropped below the boobs) and knocked it off the table.

Never dropped my real kids at least.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Just got my 65 inch Sony mounted on the wall. So pretty!

Now out with the wife at the Tacoma Comedy Club. The place has a decent line up.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Melthir posted:

Whelp flight from Ketchikan to Seattle was delayed now ill mis my flight from seatac to Texas let the travel shenanigans start

So sorry.

Anyone in the construction/house contractor business?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


bengy81 posted:

*INSERT GROVERHAUS JOKE HERE*

>.>

He who forgets the past...

https://i.imgur.com/I3PT0y2.gifv

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Smiling Jack posted:

The only "new" Smith and Wesson I would get is the R8 because it is loving hilariously awesome and actually a good design for someone using a ballistic sheild.

Gun ports in general.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Smiling Jack posted:

True, but it was specificity designed for people using ballistic shields because the LAPD/ West coast had a different stance for holding the firearm than the NYPD.

Ah.

The mechanic at my old armored car branch gave me a gun port from a decommissioned truck on my last day. Need to put it in a door or make a shield for fun.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Edgar posted:

How are cruises for singles?

Are you gay?

A gay coworker loves them.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


not caring here posted:

Speaking of bro trucks: New Ford Bronco confirmed by Ford for 2020.

I'd be more hype but that's literally all the details they gave.

gently caress me I got two years left on my lease. That's almost perfect!

I think the new Bronco is based off a small truck so it's gonna be more like a Bronco2 than a F150 based Bronco. I'll still buy it as long as the top comes off.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


TBeats posted:

Had an XO with a bronco and he chopped the top off of his. That truck was a loving beast.

After 89 they had to keep the top permanently bolted on due to the third break light. For the life of me I cant figure why they just didnt stick a light on a pole so the top could come off legally.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Godholio posted:

I have a feeling you're gonna be disappointed.

Still a Ford and not a Jeep!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


My stepdad died years ago and left his million dollar house to my mom, my sister and me equally but my mom got remarried and sold it to move. Since me and my sister didn't want to cause a ruckus we just let it go. She at least cut us both a check worth a new car without us asking.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Lol f'real I was thinking the same thing as her and her new young boyfriend are swimming through all that cash a la Scrooge McDuck

Eh she got remarried to guy her age 7 years ago and he puts up with her. They went in 50/50 on a $600k house in Charelette NC in cash at least. I'd rather have a mom who spoils my kids and sends me checks than a lump sum and no family.

If she was still dating the guy the same age as me right after my stepdad died than yeah I'd have a big issue with it.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


My house just got tepeed from the inside.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


DownByTheWooter posted:

sick hooyah family foto

She likes me in a uniform ok? Reminds her of our first dance 23 years ago. Besides that's the only Navy stuff up in the house or car.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Syrian Lannister posted:

Except for the anchor hanging above said photo

I consider that part of the photo. It's like collage or something. $10 at Fred Myers.

I got more wall space dedicated to my minor league baseball hat collection in my bedroom so I think it's in acceptable boundaries.

Crab Dad fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Jan 14, 2017

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I still got my boot camp underwear with my div #.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


ded posted:

The only thing I wish I still had was my peacoat. That and my crackerjacks got lost in one of the many moves I had to make with like zero time to pack up properly. Everything else I threw away as soon as my true EAOS was up.

I have an extra pea coat I wear pretty regularly. I've had one in my wardrobe since my high school years. Great coats.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


TBeats posted:

Dad chat: let's talk mil gear

We should definitely be talking about loafers or house slippers or something instead.

You know what keeps me warm? Wearing a bath robe and staying inside.

Champion sweats are well priced and I love the option for non-elastic legs.

https://www.amazon.com/Champion-Pow...pion+sweatpants

With a hoody my go-to lounge around the house all day and night suit.

I like my slippers too.

Crab Dad fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Jan 14, 2017

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Yeah we really enjoy it.

Also ribeye turned out amazing.



I like the look of your meat.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


One handsome cat.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Oh boy a long weekend in San Diego at the Hilton on the beach. drat shame I have to "work".

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


It was loving terrible on so many levels of your are not a born again christian.

The boot scenes were laughably terrible too.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Assassins creed was boo boo garbage. I'm really happy I didn't pay for it.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Godholio posted:

:lol: What were you expecting from it?

A coherent story would have been nice. I just kinda wandered into after I got off duty this evening.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Godholio posted:

It was awkward, but so was the plot of the video game. I enjoyed it, but I'm also glad I paid "first matinee of the day" prices. I went in with mediocre expectations, mostly to see the stunt work.

If they would have added an awkward sex scene to show how the bloodline carried on it would have redeemed the movie.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I had read about his story and yes he's amazing but the symbolism is pretty over the top.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Also B&D bought craftsmen and not sure what their future is with their tools.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Naked Bear posted:

gently caress. When did this happen?

About a month ago and it's Stanley, Black and Decker who bought it.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Got stung by a jellyfish, who wants to piss on my leg?

I'll do it.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Godholio posted:

Knew a guy in ROTC who supposedly could do it. After seeing him jog a 1.5 in 8 and not break a sweat I believed it.

Edit: We were at about 4500ft elevation, too.


Reminder that he also thinks the Connie is an ugly plane.

I broke 5 in high school on a synthetic track and spikes.


Anyone thinking about going to the Seattle Boat show? Gonna go kayak window shopping on Saturday.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Painting my daughters and my nails. Nail bottle brushes are booboo garbage.

Pesticide20 posted:

Oh poo poo boat show? My dad will be there. Maybe I'll have him take me along

I'll be the swarthy Mexican drooling on a hobie pedal drive kayak.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Ok.



The show isnt until this weekend.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Lol end of the day after working in my garage on some insulation.
But yeah ok I gotta clip them back a little.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Whip Slagcheek posted:

Dad chat talk: I'm going to be a dad.

Start buying toys now. Dad toys that is.

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