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Jul 11, 2006

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I am currently eating pigeon with my mother in law.



She's eating the brains :wtc:

would

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Jul 11, 2006

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I have a 92 toyota single cab, 22re, manual 4x4, 175k, reeks of weed

No AC, so when I did an internship this summer, driving through the desert down to Douglas, AZ my god drat phone locked up with a temperature warning and I couldn't listen to music for the rest of the ride

small trucks own

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Jul 11, 2006

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LingcodKilla posted:

My house just got tepeed from the inside.



sick hooyah family foto

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Jul 11, 2006

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I have some militaria on the wall of my house, a nice plaque I got as a going-away from one of my commands, etc. Should I take that junk down?

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Jul 11, 2006

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LingcodKilla posted:

She likes me in a uniform ok? Reminds her of our first dance 23 years ago. Besides that's the only Navy stuff up in the house or car.

Just don't let your son steal any valor with that fake-rear end uniform I was in the Navy I know the difference!

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Jul 11, 2006

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Pesticide20 posted:

:catstare: I want to smoke from that bong

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Jul 11, 2006

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ManMythLegend posted:

Yeah my lumbar is all hosed up and the sheer across my vertebrae always made me nervous and uncomfortable during deadlifts. I switched to a sumo style deadlift (the hexagonal looking bar you stand in the middle of) and it was way better. Your back is a lot straighter vertically during the exercise.

that's trap deadlift, and the bar you stand inside is a trap bar

sumo style DL is with a straight bar, a very wide stance and pulling with your arms relatively close together on the bar, like a sumo wrestler squatting

:goonsay:

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Jul 11, 2006

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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:


Don't really see why you'd want to go to a range looking like a tool, but that's just me.

I joined a shotgun club, so I only shoot in a tweed blazer fron now on, personally

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Jul 11, 2006

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Woof Blitzer posted:

My friend has got it in his head he wants to buy a loving C O N D O :mrwhite:

why shouldnt I buy a condo

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Jul 11, 2006

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Mr. Nice! posted:

Just got home from my vasectomy. It sure is odd seeing smoke coming from your testicles.

You get it done through tricare, va, other? I have Tricare Select, so I can get it for $50, but I'm p sure I can get one for free from the VA

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Jul 11, 2006

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Vasudus posted:

Want to make someone you've known for years question you? Mention you're dating an Arab.

Headscarves in Tinder profile pics are my poo poo.

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Jul 11, 2006

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joat mon I have always wanted a mean old billy goat as a pet. Tell me what it's like

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Jul 11, 2006

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joat mon posted:

Mean old billy goats are assholes who will gently caress your poo poo up.
Get a nanny and get her laid - then you've got milk and babies.
I promise more later.

hell yeah goat chat

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Jul 11, 2006

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joat mon thank you for ur service

goats are really cool pets

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Jul 11, 2006

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hellboy!!! :3


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Jul 11, 2006

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do me next, pussy

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Jul 11, 2006

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Buy that fiat it is sexy as all gently caress

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Jul 11, 2006

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I beard, but keep it buzzed down short with clippers every few weeks. If I let it get too long, it really shows the graying

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Jul 11, 2006

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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:



Finished my hat collection

Two of those are socially acceptable, if you're at the beach.

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Jul 11, 2006

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no.
Buy a safety razor and then get 10,000 blades for the cost of like 14 cartridges

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Jul 11, 2006

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I keep a short beard rather than a taliban style, so I line it up on the neck and cheeks with a razor once a week. Buzz it down with the clippers once my mustache gets into my mouth

lol a forum full of vets having beard chat

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Jul 11, 2006

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Went to Yosemite today. El Capitan on the left, half dome to the right and behind.



Have lots more photos but cell service suuuuuuucks out here. The park is stunning.

It is ridiculously beautiful there, but Yosemite really cemented my opinion that they should rip out all the roads and force you to walk in

joint is a fuckin zoo in the summer

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Jul 11, 2006

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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

thats my life except instead of coworkers I just have college students I see 8 hours a week and I hate all of them

same except without a spouse

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Jul 11, 2006

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What if the Enemy was listening in on that band and heard that dude's last name!

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Jul 11, 2006

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that's really nice, you boys have a good time

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Jul 11, 2006

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so finding a 30 rack should be p easy

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Jul 11, 2006

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low-rent wawa if you axe me

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Jul 11, 2006

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psydude posted:

I'm going to London in a week and a half for work. What area should I stay in/what should I see while I'm there? I don't really give a poo poo about touristy stuff, and I've been to the UK before (albeit in the North, which is probably entirely different) so I've done the majority of "British" things. Side note: northern England is great and everyone should rent a car and spend a week or two driving on the wrong side of the road to explore it.

Tayyab's

edit: oh nvm touristy poo poo

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Jul 11, 2006

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All the museums.
Also Tayyab's.

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Jul 11, 2006

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SoCal could mean some poo poo like Tortilla Flats or Barstow

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Jul 11, 2006

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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

True

I live in socal! (Riverside)

probably worth it for the weather and mexican food

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Jul 11, 2006

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bengy81 posted:

I heard there are some CU GIPPERS running around here, who knows maybe one of them is into pegging?!?

going to school at CU is cool and good, imo

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