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they're caused by eating red meat and sleeping with any pressure on either of your shoulders forces bad vapors to get trapped in you
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 23:19 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:01 |
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Also! Try to go to a shrink, maybe two: one for hugs and one for drugs.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 23:19 |
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like full time? steal your own box end wrench and threaten to fistfight anyone who touches it
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2017 16:05 |
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LingcodKilla posted:Yikes yeah I witnessed a guy getting a hand totally mangled by a hatch on a tank and that poo poo was only 1/4th the size. I'm not loving around with safety on these things but I still find this assignment a little odd. you pass butter
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 17:17 |
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Carrier: Cookie day is any day if you're good with the mafia I saw some surprisingly jolly dude handing out chicken wheels wearing second class crows for forever. Not sure if his chief hated him or if he just got lost in the shuffle of all those boat chucks.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2017 01:38 |
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yeah but who doesn't these days
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 18:18 |
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Gray Matter posted:It's all worth it once you have that sweet, sweet DD-214 in hand my man. Got mine today. grats
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 14:28 |
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Boon posted:Sometimes I miss ship life If I could get a job just stripping and waxing decks, + headphones and weed, I would be setttttt
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2017 19:01 |
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vulturesrow posted:Hey there used to be CTOs and CTAs too CTA is now just a YN with SCI
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 17:25 |
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I took all of that really seriously - I was at a command where a dude got sent to mast and picked up an $80k bill from Balboa after he broke his ankle riding his dirtbike without requisite papers. also that MSRC was really good and I recommend any of you riders take it if they still offer it
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 16:55 |
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maffew buildings posted:There's a dude in my unit who has a bunch of Norse runic and themed tattoos and is all in to that. He's a Texan though so somehow Jesus counterbalances it, i presume. is he a white supremacist? He sounds like a white supremacist.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 17:08 |
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My new life goal is to be a Godless Heathen Chaplain
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 02:55 |
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Boon posted:Partially and it is a thing which I have on my to do list, yes. To be fair, I wont administer a PFA for 6 mos. The current PFA is run by the NOSC after the last CFL and staff shadily changed some numbers. dude you're an O-3 CFL is beneath you get a grown up collateral personal request? shoulda told that nigga no, because he was punking you
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2017 14:23 |
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in that case guess it sucks to be boon thank you for your service boon
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2017 15:10 |
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vulturesrow posted:And half the green beans are burnt while the other half so are so mushy you can't pick them up with a fork. Burnt? My ship just kept putting the asparagus tips out for days on end til they turned black on their own.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 17:20 |
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not unheard of
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2017 21:46 |
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I was in Atsugi in the carrier helo squadron. Japan would have been amazing if I hadn’t been in the military.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 16:57 |
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he did it while he was standing a post
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2018 23:13 |
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honestly I hope dude's command is chill about all this be cool everybody
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2018 03:04 |
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being some rando officer reservist in the expeditionary community looked pretty loving sweet. Show up for less than a month every year to sit in some TOC in Thailand during an exercise and then go back to your real job
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2018 22:24 |
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A White Guy posted:Yeah, I promoted which gave me another year. I'm trying to promote again and then ride my time til the end of 2019. is the koolaid red or purple
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2018 19:21 |
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Anita Dickinme Grow a mustache and a mullet and get a job at Chik Fil A
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2018 05:17 |
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- PROMOTE NOW
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2018 17:07 |
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Neat coin
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2018 16:49 |
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orange juche posted:Let me tell you some of the most boring as gently caress guard duty is standing guard in the secondary exit of the ship's brig for 4 loving hours with a Mossberg just staring at a locked gate and the shower/poo poo area of the brig because there's 10 or so pirates in your brig. Well I hope y'all rounded up a bar of soap and let them all take a quick shower at least
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2018 15:28 |
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I can literally picture some old man, landed gentry educated in an academy and dressed in silly blue camouflage adorned with little shiny birds and gold badges slapping an ovoid formica table, this! gentlemen, is the kind of spreadsheet I want to see
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2018 19:26 |
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maffew buildings posted:one year from when i start terminal and EAOS. wow do i dislike my community and the USN at large. namaste. You don't like being hazed by a bunch of fat overpaid construction worker chuds cosplaying marines??
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2018 22:12 |
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Yeh but how cool would it be to have your (SCW) as an IT
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2018 22:46 |
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Madurai posted:I guess it's cool that they can do this but it sounds like a poo poo job to do it. that's a cool loving boat
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2019 23:12 |
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Thronde posted:Amazing the boat actually managed to make the trip without breaking. Utter pieces of crap oh drat all right I thought we had some cool speedboats with machineguns out there my b
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2019 21:31 |
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ZekeNY posted:This. Or if you’re at all interested in writing it up as a book, I’d bet publishers would want to buy it. or as part of her body of work at war college or other grad school
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2019 18:45 |
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I was stationed in Naples for two years generally, the city is a real poo poo hole, advice to not really go bar-hopping is pretty good. You definitely can't be drunk around the city center at night, and maybe it's better if you don't be there at all at night. There are some neat castles and piazzas around there, but even during the day it is all pretty run down. Napoli is the kind of place where everybody's apartment has steel shutters that have no means of opening from the outside on all of their windows and porch doors, and there is garbage everywhere during even the best of times. That said, Get a real pizza, from a place where they burn wood in their oven. Nothing else will do for the Neapolitans, so it isn't exactly hard to find. Buffalo mozzarella is another pretty important local specialty and will be the first course of any proper supper in the immediate region. There were a couple of sit-down restaurants that were pretty popular with troops there, a place we always just called "mama's" in Lago Patria which I liked and Country House (maybe?) which I didn't like as much. Ideally, try to get a sunday or holiday dinner at someone's house -- lots of restaraunt owners in Italy are 100% without shame about ripping off tourists lmao See Pompeii. Fuckin amazing ruins, and if you like that, Ercolano is the site of another, better-preserved, less famous set of ruins contemporary to the destruction of Pompeii and the seaside neighborhood there, Portici, is a good place to look for pizza or seafood restaurants Sorrento is a good recommend, but if you get to there, you're right by the Amalfi coast, which is insanely beautiful as well -- if you're looking at a map, it's the region from Positano east to Amalfi. Circumvesuviana train will take you to Pompeii and Sorrento
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2019 17:34 |
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oh and if you're living at Capodichino, then you can walk out the front gate and over to the airport terminal and catch a taxi to the train station or anywhere else to eat pizzas and ride hydrofoils. If you are living at Support Activity, you can wait until one of your coworkers takes you to Country House cause you're in the middle of nowhere lol gently caress you if you're still in
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2019 17:42 |
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i can not, under colorado state law 420-69pnv agree with your recommendations to someone traveling to Naples if you don't mention Pompeii let's not be silly here I don't want mueller coming after me
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2019 17:47 |
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Herculaneum:Ercolano::Latin:Italian
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2019 17:34 |
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orange juche posted:The military justice system is hilarious and hosed up. UCMJ Article 1 reads: "gently caress you if you're in"
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2019 02:58 |
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Kawasaki Nun posted:Jesus sailors are loving disgusting the disease is like definitely from prostitutes
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2019 04:12 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2019 05:09 |
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LingcodKilla posted:I once went around the line twice at the galley when it specifically said only once. I carried trash light bulbs across the hangar bay of the carrier without so much as a trashbag around them lol. Lol if I had dropped one. Lolling into eternity.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2019 03:50 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:01 |
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Uh if you are being paid for it, just put it on your uniform without asking If you're being paid E4 you don't need to be frocked, you're promoted already.
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