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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Ice Cream Barbara posted:

gently caress you if you're still in

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Psydude gay
army gay
gay dudes in the army gay
suck my dick from the back
qtiyd

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Mike-o posted:

WHY IS THE SKY BLUE BECAUSE GODSATAN LOVES THE INFANTRY KILL KILL KILL WITH THE COLD BLUE STEEL HOOOAHH SUCKMYINFANTRYDICKFROMTHEBACK *gargles cum*

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

TBeats posted:

If I could go straight to SF without having to do the pipeline.

That's about it.

This

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

cravius posted:

Alternatively the army is cool and sometimes good

Mods?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

We had M2 barrels glowing trying to burn through all the ammo so we could actually go home. Ranges are the dumbest thing ever.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

hahahahahahhahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahha

qtiyd

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Naked Bear posted:

Deployed Army is far and away better than garrison Army.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

false. there are no good officers

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I got like 60 bucks back.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

And I was just thinking about how nice it was that we had no MP's in GiP.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

TBeats posted:

Well MPs are p much infantry anyway.

I will end you.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Mike-o posted:

Water wet, sky blue, nobles must hang.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Mustang posted:

Our 1SG is also pretty keen on getting people out by 1700 at the latest. Kind of worried what our new 1SG is going to be like when we get a new one later in the year.

Prepare your butthole.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

If it makes you feel better I'm out of the Army enjoying the good lfie

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

6 years and change smdftb

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

gently caress the army, kids.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

gently caress the queen.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

The grenade test and the getting your gas mask on in 5 seconds with a proper seal, were the two biggest reasons people failed the EIB course.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

psydude posted:

Hey guys remember that time we were all in the army?

lol

Lmbo

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

They should kill that rat fucks dad too.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Vahakyla posted:

So I got 54th Combat Engineer Battalion as my sub unit in 173rd

Fuckin pog bitch.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

You know what we do to pony avatars here?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I'm fairly certain I'll never shoot another automatic firearm at a person in my lifetime and that's depressing.

Yeah :smith:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

The "at a person" part is why I quoted it.

Someone link that "killing people is cool" post.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Army Thread: I hurt myself today, to see if I could feel.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Only tuck if you're doing a lot of crawling around in the woods and poo poo. Keep bugs out.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

those dudes are gonna be bad rear end at D&C

And buffing floors.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Out of IRR for 3 1/2 years and have 50% VA disability. Come at me.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Naked Bear posted:

Not very many infantrymen can figure out computers.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Quite possibly the dumbest word.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Mustang posted:

Definitely see how my BDE has the lowest officer retention rate in the Army

:kiddo:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

gently caress cav fite me.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Mike-o posted:

lol stetsons

Gaaaaaaay

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

My buddy and I were the only ones that never did the voluntary (mandatory) charity allotments. Every time we would end up in a room with the First Sergeant and CO and just be like "IG..." and they would leave us alone.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Mike-o posted:

Boooooo you didn't use the SMDFTB one.

Yeah, rookie move.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Well you are a medic so you won't be doing that in country.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

TBeats posted:

that pic owns stop being a debbie downer

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