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Kaliber posted:A under 21 male private was found half drowning in his puke, poo poo, piss, vomit naked in a fellow NCO's bathroom. I posted a pic of it. And the humor wasn't appreciated. And someone would have probably dox me and send it to my entire chain of command from forcom down. It was appreciated. Mlmp is a drat straight laced party pooper.
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I can see it clicking woof blitzers spoiler quote.
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Apr 26, 2017 04:04
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Loden Taylor posted:Here's an artist's impression. Pretty much this.
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Apr 26, 2017 23:13
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We were told the PT badge is for POGs and we better not catch you wearing that stupid poo poo.
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Was this a joke or a "hey check out my sick shirt"?
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May 4, 2017 05:43
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loving pog.
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May 7, 2017 10:26
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That guy is really good at computers.
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May 8, 2017 05:54
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:kill him!
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May 9, 2017 09:09
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Are you having a stroke?
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May 11, 2017 03:54
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Naked Bear posted:"It would be hooah of you to park in a designated parking space." :iamafag:
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May 13, 2017 03:59
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CHICKEN SHOES posted:what the gently caress "be hooah" Behoove be hooah
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May 13, 2017 04:11
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I'm almost there...
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May 13, 2017 06:15
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She should send her birthday, mothers maiden name, and ssn.
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May 18, 2017 01:19
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Even fake marines hate mypay.
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May 18, 2017 03:47
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The Rat posted:
Just use the classic "operator" face blur. Instant badass status.
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May 19, 2017 06:33
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Are there any North Korean soldiers with any actual combat experience?
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May 26, 2017 07:55
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That was all one sentence
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May 27, 2017 09:58
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I ignored everything I was sent and didn't update poo poo.
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May 29, 2017 19:28
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TBeats posted:BY THE WAY I AM STONED BECAUSE gently caress THE ARMY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Pog
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Jun 2, 2017 02:03
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Mr. Nice! posted:Hey now I got everyone their polonium shirts. That shirt got me a date because some chick got the reference.
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A Bad Poster posted:Yeah, had to earn it by working until like 9 pm yesterday though. Joke's on me anyway, I've got duty Saturday. Hahahahahahahahahaha Saturday
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I'd go to prison for doing my army job in the civilian world. 
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Jun 17, 2017 05:24
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Let the hate flow through you.
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Jun 23, 2017 05:34
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Lots of olds itt.
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Jun 24, 2017 00:11
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A Bad Poster posted:They'd better loving not. I'm less than a year out from my ETS. It's like a time machine.
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Naked Bear posted:They may not have even been alive in the nineties. Am I an old? 
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I turn 29 in a week. Next year I will be old.
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Jul 12, 2017 23:40
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I almost never get carded because of my beard. If I were to shave it like a retard, I would instantly get carded everywhere.
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manchego posted:gently caress all of you Lol
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Jul 13, 2017 22:45
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Isn't any amount of weed a felony there?
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Jul 14, 2017 06:02
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Excuse me bloodhound gang is good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If9fC9aJd-U
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TBeats posted:fuckin pogs Kill em all
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Jul 16, 2017 21:11
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Mike-o posted:you'll take my "gently caress pogs" from my cold dead infantry hands when you manage to take the mustang at 30% interest, DUIs, and russian hookers from me as well
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We got 72 hours after we got back to drink/gently caress hookers before we started the reverse SRP.
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Mike-o posted:Yeah, "doing your job" is cool and I'm not going to deny I miss being in firefights with all my buddies who I'm closer to than any other person ever. I don't miss seeing them get killed. I don't miss puckering my rear end in a top hat when we all get that "feeling" and then everything goes black and all you hear is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I don't miss being on a steady diet of MREs. I don't miss sweating so much that I almost never had to piss from drinking so much water. I don't miss carrying 120+ lbs of poo poo everywhere. I don't miss seeing dudes with a bullet in their brain dumped on the side of the street, or even worse, kids. I don't miss seeing civilians get killed. I don't miss feeling like everything is pointless and the only thing driving me was "gently caress these assholes, kill them before they kill me or my friends". You know what I really miss? Being a normal, whole person. Not having anxiety attacks at the drop of the hat, and a flashpan temperature anger. I miss not feeling like an alien around other people when I came home. I know you want to do your job and all that dude, I felt the same way. But just realize what's ahead. You're not going to come out of it the same person you used to be, and most likely friends are going to die. Don't regret anything if you don't deploy, or don't get into combat. Exactly this
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Just remind the 1sg that you out rank him and why isn't he standing at attention
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Jul 24, 2017 23:12
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They should stop feeding the troops until there are no more fatties.
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Jul 27, 2017 03:13
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The Rat posted:gently caress you suck my dick I'm ouuuuuuuuuuutttttttttt
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Watch out, we got a cool officer here.
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