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Syrian Lannister posted:I want to shoot a M60 again.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 18:00 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 05:30 |
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And you have those double V hulls so that's a plus.
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 03:37 |
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 17:08 |
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Vahakyla posted:One of the reason this lil group of losers can pretty much do what we want and avoid bullshit details is that we are all the GPA nerds and honor grads who the cadre loves. The other holdovers clean grass all day and carry trash. You're still a private and guess what privates are good for at their destination units
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 20:43 |
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Mustang posted:So until a few days ago I've been out in the field with barely any signal for my phone, do people seriously think this Syria thing is going to kick off? I've basically done nothing but drink beer and play video games since I got back, haven't been paying attention to the news at all other than that we just fired like 50 tomahawks at Syria because of the chemical attack. The real answer is "we don't know". There, you're all caught up on 300 CE thread posts.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 02:16 |
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Didn't like tucking. I'm already wearing thick rear end socks and I tied my shoes by wrapping the laces around the ankle and doing a square knot. Blouse 4 lyfe
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 18:27 |
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:We had a weird period of time where BDU's, ABU's, and these goofy blue ABU's were all authorized so formation photos looked like a steamy hot poo poo. Because in addition to all of us proles in BDU's and ABU's were still being led by flight suited pilots. 4 different uniforms in one formation, it looked loving retarded. But those days are long past. im the tubby full bird with her hands in her pockets
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 23:33 |
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Hell yeah I got my first platoon and we're gonna go GET SOME I loving LOVE my job
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2017 05:17 |
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I cross the threshold into my thirties in about six weeks. Hooray.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2017 05:46 |
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:it's not bad to be honest you can stop pretending to keep up with poo poo and be stuck in your ways and old and its cool unless you're trying to bang 19 year olds I guess then you at least have to make minimal effort to keep up with pop culture I've accepted that I no longer like or understand what is popular now and frankly I don't give a poo poo. I like my stuff, get off my lawn.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2017 05:56 |
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he'll get his popped soon enough
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2017 20:47 |
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My DS's nickname for me was Nixon
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2017 01:38 |
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Misery Mate
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 16:50 |
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Mike-o posted:FIIIIIEEEEELLLDDD FUUUUUCCCCKKKK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaTGrV58wec
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 19:32 |
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Soulex posted:Seriously. Some stuff is brutal too, especially when one gets buddy buddy with a METT team and they teach you how to tie someone to a pole using just their legs. That's the one where you cross their legs around the pole and have them sit, right? Looks painful as hell.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 21:12 |
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Bad news guys. We don't have enough money to drive home. Hit the highway and remember: gas, grass, or rear end.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 16:44 |
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tell us about it man i'm at half mast
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 19:25 |
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Mustang posted:No it's that JBLM exercise message that popped up on everyone's computers this morning and everyone was like "not my problem" and clicked accept
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 20:44 |
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I've left some shits in the woods not too far off the hardball during runs
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 18:18 |
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spacetoaster posted:Why would anyone sharpen a saber? Historically they were not sharpened because they don't need to be. You're hitting people with them from a running horse. because cav is retarded
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 19:56 |
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:1st cav had privates pulling 12 hour guard duty full battle rattle for their horsehead shield they had painted on the cement at loving Taji when i visited there Grandpa, what did you do in the great World War Two? Well, I guarded some paint for worst cav in Taji. Shut the gently caress up Johnny.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 04:17 |
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:i felt really bad for the privates who had to put their lives on hold and fly all the way to iraq to stand loving guard of a bullshit jerkoff mural in iraqi summer heat And you just know they gave article 15's if they turned into heat casualties doing it.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 04:27 |
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Because canister rounds are cooler
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 19:16 |
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 21:39 |
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Icon Of Sin posted:Just needs SMDFTB somewhere on it, and then its perfection.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 21:53 |
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MurderBot posted:I have brought great Shame to the GIP family. What is our equivalent of seppuku? Goatse thread in D&D. Give it a serious title to draw people in. Go, my son.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 16:45 |
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INSH'ALLAH! ALLAHU ACKBAAAAAAAR! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkxVL7lB9bQ
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 18:26 |
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They just gassed it in piss muderbot
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 20:53 |
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They gassed the thread which takes away the ability to give a 6 hour, and an admin hasn't gotten to the modqeue yet.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 23:55 |
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Naked Bear posted:I got to spend an extra three weeks or so at Knox for their Stryker school. The weekend we graduated OSUT, a few of us went down to Louisville and I promptly got food poisoning from Red Robin. I was all hosed up for that weekend through Monday, so it was the most surreal thing come Monday morning PT and I felt like I was walking through a dream. Even though that morning really blew, it made me hungry enough to keep some food down and I felt quite a bit better shortly thereafter. I've eaten at Red Robin exactly twice since then. Welp, that's my story. I went to E-Town only once and that was because the Staples there sold laminated, bound books with the OPORD shells and maps we needed for Armor school. You could technically get by without them but it made life a lot more painful.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 16:08 |
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Mike-o posted:Isn't that the dude from the infamous TFR picture? You mean the hairy guy in the thong with all the guns?
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 22:58 |
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Naked Bear posted:Ahahahahahahahahaha I bet the future removal of skill badges and identifiers won't include the ranger tab. They'd have a riot.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2017 17:44 |
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:
everything from the rucksack to the gloves to the crossfit tires screams "i suck the green weenie for fun"
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2017 20:15 |
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spacetoaster posted:Sounds like buddy is only half a word to you. Stay in your lane warrior
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# ¿ May 1, 2017 18:08 |
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I hear CW5s get to have beards and smoke weed
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# ¿ May 5, 2017 03:44 |
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Woof Blitzer posted:Sgt. Chowdown defected to ISIS, his name is Muhhamed Kosha Ahmad al-Akbari now. Hotdogs are haram (forbidden). you shut your whore mouth
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# ¿ May 5, 2017 23:31 |
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With the accident rate I'd say astronauts are pretty good at stopping
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# ¿ May 6, 2017 17:58 |
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please treat him like the silver spoon garbage he is
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 05:39 |
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and remind him that having a tv in your room and getting laid are not privileges in regular college
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 05:41 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 05:30 |
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basically just let him know that he has made terrible life decisions and isn't even old enough to drink yet
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