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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Internet VFW > drunk thread: God speed fuck tortoise

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

pkells posted:

http://csgoani.me/vmyqdpq

:perfect:

# ? Jan 29, 2017 20:01

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EBB: Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY84MRnxVzo

# ? Jan 29, 2017 20:25

SwampDonkey: Oct 13, 2006; by Smythe
(and can't post for 4 years!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2duNz8EmHeE

# ? Jan 29, 2017 21:13

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

TRUMP ISSUES BAN ON HELICOPTERS FOR MESSING UP HIS HAIR NEST

# ? Jan 29, 2017 21:45

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

SwampDonkey posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2duNz8EmHeE

# ? Jan 29, 2017 22:32

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Ok I need a loving laugh today and this made me laugh.

# ? Jan 30, 2017 06:27

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

That rules.

# ? Jan 30, 2017 07:23

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

https://s1.webmshare.com/0rnDm.webm

# ? Jan 30, 2017 20:02

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

america unites in hating brady

https://twitter.com/ppppolls/status/826153226147860481

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Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Brady is the QB we deserve

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orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BiPIdA798o

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Nuclear Tourist: Apr 7, 2005

no bones about it posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BiPIdA798o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8Rfb1Jtmic

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CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t99KH0TR-J4

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orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Nuclear Tourist posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8Rfb1Jtmic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azdwsXLmrHE

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:10

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a01QQZyl-_I

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CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:11

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHWLVxg8MxA

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:11

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

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CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

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Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

jfc why

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:13

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

Quite wrong

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:13

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

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CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

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CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:15

SwampDonkey: Oct 13, 2006; by Smythe
(and can't post for 4 years!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOts-yZsu8A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmUzdNLDLmI

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:19

SwampDonkey: Oct 13, 2006; by Smythe
(and can't post for 4 years!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKj1EFeU-cM

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:32

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

jfc why

Facebook attention.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:38

Eugene V. Dubstep: Oct 4, 2013; Can't post for 8 years!

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I would have thought silent screams were already ~~quiet~~ "quite."

# ? Jan 31, 2017 06:52

SwampDonkey: Oct 13, 2006; by Smythe
(and can't post for 4 years!)

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

Haven't seen that combat patch before.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 06:58

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

lowtax banned ralp today lol

and now my ignore list is empty. :feelsgood:

:feelsgood:

# ? Jan 31, 2017 07:22

LtCol J. Krusinski: May 7, 2013

Acid is really loving intense brothers. Super four dimensional.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 07:54

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

what up fuckers :human being:

# ? Jan 31, 2017 08:09

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

wb dude

# ? Jan 31, 2017 08:10

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

wb

# ? Jan 31, 2017 08:16

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

thanks bruvs

# ? Jan 31, 2017 08:16

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

Wb fag.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 08:30

Dingleberry: Aug 21, 2011

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

Relevant

http://nypost.com/2017/01/30/men-busted-for-sexually-abusing-boys-during-furry-fetish-parties/

Who hasn't posted lately?

# ? Jan 31, 2017 11:05

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wga5A6R9BJg

# ? Jan 31, 2017 18:52

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

Stolen from GBS

https://i.imgur.com/fhrPkHm.jpg

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