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Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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Pesticide20 posted:

This is crucial information. My morning routine is to poop twice, once before the coffee and once after. Leaves me good until the evening on most days.

Do you use toilet paper spun of silk or is your rear end in a top hat a ragged red maw from which smelly little meatballs constantly tumble out?


I'd be real mad at my body if I poo poo more than once in a given day. I got things to do.

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Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

lowtax banned ralp today lol

im glad ralp dead

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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Mike-o posted:

I don't think there's one thing that anyone on GiP has suggested as a whole that hasn't been good.

(link to original "Ask Us About Joining The Military!" thread)

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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Buca di Bepis posted:

still waiting for the day i understand why internet people act like they're so into tasting actual human poo poo

I heard some girls put guys' pee-pee tubes IN THEIR MOUTHS.


ick.

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