USAF 2017: Morale is a Red Dot.

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Softface: Feb 16, 2011; Some things can't be unseen

Goddammit the Air Force thread had fallen off the front page and I was hoping it would stay there.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2017 08:29

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 12:19

Softface: Feb 16, 2011; Some things can't be unseen

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

incel or intel

are one and the same.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 02:36

Softface: Feb 16, 2011; Some things can't be unseen

Today while driving around San Antonio I saw a car with a sticker that said "I Love My Airman" next to an Autism Awareness ribbon.

Guessing the kid got one of the intel jobs.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 04:03

Softface: Feb 16, 2011; Some things can't be unseen

After taking over the unit safety program from a do-nothing turd while simultaneously organizing this month's promotion ceremony I now understand why your liver gets worse the more stripes you have.

# ¿ May 13, 2017 02:30

Softface: Feb 16, 2011; Some things can't be unseen

Welp, commander wants to have one more session of squadron PT...

...on the BMT side of Lackland on graduation day at 7 am. Can't wait to start 30 minutes late because people can't get through the gates!

# ¿ May 19, 2017 02:57

Softface: Feb 16, 2011; Some things can't be unseen

Three years of nights in Alaska irreparably hosed with the brains of myself and everyone I know from there, I couldn't imagine doing 15 loving years.

# ¿ May 25, 2017 04:13

Softface: Feb 16, 2011; Some things can't be unseen

Arc Light posted:

Yeah, the simultaneous lowering of rank and PT requirements for the job seems like a red flag.

Though, really, anyone who would choose to become a TI probably has a bunch of red flags already.

At least it's still a ~~exile~~ DSD so you don't choose to become one, a commander ~~sentences~~ nominates you.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 01:55

Softface: Feb 16, 2011; Some things can't be unseen

Definitely do not take his word about the officer recruiter being swamped, or so backed up you'll never get in or whatever. He wants you to enlist so he can make his numbers.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 02:56

Softface: Feb 16, 2011; Some things can't be unseen

Arc Light posted:

I enlisted to fulfill a proud family tradition of honorable wartime service. I expected a life of adventure and danger, surrounded by America's best and brightest.

After almost a decade, my current goal is to do no real work, and get paid to finance my off-duty hobbies. I have more than two brain cells, so despite zero effort, I'm somehow still a top performer.

It's working out better than I could possibly have anticipated.

This is my exact story, except I enlisted due to sadbrains and having no other options with the expectation of not becoming the real life version of Charlie Kelly.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 06:50

Softface: Feb 16, 2011; Some things can't be unseen

Today I convinced an LT to listen to InfoWars, then mocked him for getting conspiracy theories wrong. CYBERCOM rules.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2017 03:55

Softface: Feb 16, 2011; Some things can't be unseen

Today I had to give a CAF day briefing. Despite using pictures from WikiHow, telling people how to take care of a Mogwai, and warning them not to end up like Jimi Hendrix, people told me I did a great job and they want more. WHY WON'T ANYONE STOP ME?

# ¿ Nov 10, 2017 09:44

Softface: Feb 16, 2011; Some things can't be unseen

Godholio posted:

WTF is CAF day?

CAF day is how they're rebranding Wingman Days, emphasizing their buzzwords of Comprehensive Airman Fitness. You get the same dumb briefings in the morning, and then you play sports in the afternoon.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2017 22:00

Softface: Feb 16, 2011; Some things can't be unseen

Howard Phillips posted:

Any of you guys work in Air Force Intel? Either as officer or enlisted.

My best friend's brother is interested in going AF Intel officer and is asking me questions that I'm not qualified to answer. He is a senior in college.

How does he feel about babysitting a bunch of nerds in a windowless, poorly lit room for 12 hours a day?

# ¿ Dec 1, 2017 22:33

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 12:19

Softface: Feb 16, 2011; Some things can't be unseen

nullscan posted:

Ya'll are both dickheads and if you don't stop loving doing cossack dances at your desks and smashing all my fiber every week I'm throttling your youtube down to 14.4 modem speeds.

Like I�d even notice.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2017 17:06

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