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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
That rule should be amended so that the player must actually drink from a chalice and it must be at least 15% alcohol by volume.

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I played D&D once before, and it was actually a lot of fun. My buddy who was running the show tailored the scenario to the crowd. The game is really quite free-form, so instead of being wide open throttle sperg, it was actually a very funny and raunchy story. We had a good old-fashioned bar fight, one dude killed an enemy with his dick, and instead of fighting the dragon at the end of the dungeon, our guy seduced it while everybody else made off with the loot. It was a surprisingly good time. I guess it really depends on who you're playing with.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Peace Walker is the poo poo. Seriously the next best MGS.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Two Finger posted:

While on the topic of rear end in a top hat I wanna make a shout out to Mike Thorton

https://youtu.be/N2jYR9g85Xw
Thorton is possibly the most underrated RPG character of the past decade.

e: gg autocorrect

Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Mar 18, 2017

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
AP is one of only a few games I've bought more than once, just because it's so, so good. The writing has some of the best corny dialogue in any game. I love it.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Always Be Bearded.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I'm rooting for the scrappy white Subaru on the outside.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

SquirrelyPSU posted:

*gets shiny new racing game, immediately gets WRX version of own Impreza, ignores the Veyron and F-1 cars*
This is exactly what I do and I have no shame about it. I just wish some game would have my WRX wagon in it. Wagons are where it's at, yo.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
This is not Warcraft in space.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
What a trainwreck. :stare:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Poor DD. I hope he knows that I never meant to do it. :ohdear:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Pesticide20 posted:

I don't know if any of you are playing PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS but people on Reddit getting mad about dumb video game things is always funny.

https://www.reddit.com/r/PUBATTLEGROUNDS/comments/63migg/please_change_m16a4_model_or_name/
A sperg who insists that he's right when he has zero knowledge of the subject matter, the worst kind of sperg.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I feel ya. I did exactly the same thing. Haven't tried wormhole FTL until now, but I think it will tie in nicely with the rabid swarm of angry space bugs empire I just started.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
The space bug swarm is in no way a Zerg knockoff (that's exactly what it is).

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I read that in the next patch you'll be able to have a "devouring swarm" perk for your not Zerg. No diplomacy no other races on your worlds you just eat them and gain social research :black101:
Oh, gently caress yes, that is exactly what I need.

ElMaligno posted:

Newest Factorio Friday more about nuclear mining, graphics, nuclear power, depleted uranium ammunition and :siren:NUKES:siren:
Imgur album
I don't have enough time for all of these things. :negative:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
My roommate loves Dota.

He also can't figure out why the chick he was dating recently (not sure if "girlfriend" would even be accurate) broke up with him.

:sigh:

Probably a good thing, though, because she was boring as gently caress.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Is it always third-person and arcadey? My roommate is one of those guys who loves to watch Twitch streams (idgi) and every single one of them makes it look like Call of Duty in third person, just on the ArmA engine.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Thank goodness for accumulators!

Nice!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

ded posted:

Was playing a hivemind so I figured it was a good fit since I eat anyone i conquer.
When I first started playing a hivemind I got a little upset because I couldn't purge pops. Then I found out why and giggled. It's so perfect.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
That game seems like it would be perfect for griefing. Give no fucks: make an s vest or VBIED and sour somebody's evening.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

ElMaligno posted:

That's why I am also not using lasers on this game I have so much oil that I can conceivably make rocket fuel and burn that poo poo in my boilers. Also I am planning on eventually switching to nuclear power.
Accumulators, dude. Put some into a solar panel / substation blueprint and never worry about power again. I usually throw down a huge blob of accumulators on their own just to act as an extra buffer for the occasional extra-heavy laser usage.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I fry bugs by harnessing the nuclear power of the sun. Get on my level. :colbert:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Contact, bunny hopper, eleven o'clock, three hundred meters!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Makes it easier to poop? :confused:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Can't stop (can't stop)

Can't stop the poop

Won't stop (won't stop)

Won't stop the poop

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Oh, OK, no big.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
And that's why you always play Stalker on master.. Cranking the difficulty all the way up actually makes the game easier.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Disc Jam is rad as hell. PS4 and Steam.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I sit on my steel pot when playing internet shootymans so that I don't get my balls blown off.

Don't knock it. It's been working pretty well so far.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
No, that's for my dick.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

It's like a button in a fur coat
More of a ding than a dong, really.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
gently caress yes:

my bony fealty posted:

Multiplayer STALKER lives!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm0Smkm6-8w

I am cautiously optimistic.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
A now for something completely different: space boners.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcERgIlJk6g

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
:ohdear:

Maybe they've made it fun since then. I've got the beta downloading right now.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I'd like to believe that any company that gives two shits about making a good product would put in the time, effort, and money to accurately reproduce the things they're representing, but clearly that's not often the case, and I'd be amazed if any game devs ever went to a range on their own time unless they were already into shooting. The weird thing is that a lot of engineering-type folks I've known have been very interested in firearms, even if they don't ever go shoot. The guys I've lived with will sometimes just sit and watch as I clean guns and ask lots of questions: how does this thingie work, how far out is that cartridge accurate, why is this one different from that other one, etc. They soak it up like a sponge, because they love learning, but they still need the opportunity to access that new information.

I guess this gripe applies to a lot of things, like movies, too. At least care enough to do your homework or hire somebody who already knows what's up. :sigh:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
:pcgaming:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
With purple blue hair.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

cowboy elvis posted:

Far Cry 5 has a dog companion.
Can we pet him???

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

tastefully arranged labia posted:

More is the solution to every problem in this game.

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
At least that way you'll go out with the dignity of having turned yourself into chunky tomato paste rather than become someone else's pincushion.

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