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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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FactsAreUseless posted:

If it sounds like I'm just making excuses for her behavior, guess what: she's a beautiful genius.

I remember he having a beef with Wendy Williams so she's okay in my book.

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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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feedmyleg posted:

That Harmon video just made me feel like he's Kevin Smith For People Who Consider Themselves Smart.

Kevin Smith fans tend to think of themselves as smarter and better than the average film goer.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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JethroMcB posted:

Considering that the source material is a miserable, lethargic, ugly movie,

You motherfucker.


I hope you shoot your eye out.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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lelandjs posted:

So Ken Jeong played the Christmas tree salesman who also, inexplicably, owns the Chinese restaurant.

The employees, however, employ perfect diction while singing “Deck The Halls”.

[Edit: oh my god there are actually people complaining that taking out the “Fa Ra Ra Ra” ruined the ending]

That does ruin it!

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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No I'm not serious. That doesn't mean the original scene isn't funny.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Sarah Chalke is aging like fine wine. Like, good lord that is a beautiful person.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Dwayne Johnson is a goddamned savior and you will respect him.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Tokyo Drift is where the good franchise begins.

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Mar 22, 2003
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IRQ posted:

Seriously, Tokyo Drift is the best movie in the series.

If you could somehow use a time/space editing machine and insert the Rock into the role of Shaun, Tokyo Drift would become the highest grossing film of all time.

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Mar 22, 2003
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Mu Zeta posted:

Tokyo Drift is the one where a guy that looks 40 is playing a high school teen, right?

You mean Zachary Ty Bryan, the oldest child from Home Improvement right?



He and Lucas Black were both 25ish when TD was shot

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Mar 22, 2003
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Wandle Cax posted:

And then in furious 7, Lucas Black goes from an old looking teenager to a 40 year old man in the space of about 2 minutes of talking to Vin diesel

That race was pretty harrowing.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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The Rock can do no wrong.



Except for that Witch Mountain nonsense.


Faster is pretty insane.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Any time I catch the original I wonder what happened to Ja Rule.

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Mar 22, 2003
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Looten Plunder posted:

The Rock is awesome. Critics should shut up. Don't hold it against him if people call him the biggest star in the world, he isn't claiming it.


He's the most electrifying man in all of entertainment.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Vince tried pushing HHH super hard as well but he has no charisma so that poo poo didn't go anywhere. I mean, Blade 3 doesn't really count.

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Mar 22, 2003
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McSpanky posted:

Blade 3 is literally the only thing Triple H could do, be the big dumb muscle that gets clowned in the end.

YOU SEEN MY DOG

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Since the murder I'd pretty much given up on the shooty-shooty-bang-gang genre but last night I gave John Wick a rewatch and I'd be lying if I said I didn't still love it. I think it's time to watch the sequel.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Equilibrium is so terrible.

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Mar 22, 2003
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Snak posted:

It has a couple of neat scenes, but overall it's really bad.

GODDAMN IT TAYE DIGGS STOP SMILING

But hey, it's what Nolan saw and decided that Bale should be Batman right? That was a good thing.

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Mar 22, 2003
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Wheat Loaf posted:

He stops smiling when Christian Bale chops his CGI face off with a sword.

I'm sure he started smiling again just as soon as his face hit the floor.

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Mar 22, 2003
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Escobarbarian posted:

precision makes a good point. You shouldn’t not watch Baby Driver again because of Spacey. You shouldn’t watch it again because it’s not that great and super overrated.

My man.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Look how much fun he's having. I love that dude.

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Mar 22, 2003
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Friends isn't even as good as Married With Children.

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Mar 22, 2003
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McSpanky posted:

Scathing but accurate, since Married was entirely meant to be laughed at for how terrible its main characters were. Hell, on the balance it was probably kinder to gays and minorities too.

And I don't even really like MWC all that much.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Lisa Kudrow is the best part of the whole show.

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Mar 22, 2003
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Zoo has stopped being enjoyably bad and is now just bad.

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Mar 22, 2003
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DrVenkman posted:

Yep. It's a shame because it's largely tongue in cheek for most of its run, but the last season is just dire. Jackson becomes literally the dumbest person on earth.

Ending on a cliffhanger annoyed the poo poo out of me since I can find nothing concrete on a 4th season happening. The actress playing his sister is also somehow setting the bar even lower than normal for this show. Hell she probably needs a backhoe to get the bar as low as her skills rate.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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DrVenkman posted:

She's a terrorist, killed tons of people, and Jackson treats it like if someone just gave her a good talking to then it would be alright.

Oh Jackson is terrible but I meant her skills as an actress. Or her total lack of I guess because she's bad.

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Mar 22, 2003
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Aphrodite posted:

Zoo was cancelled in October.

GOD drat IT NO CLOSURE.


For real though, the first few episodes were fun but what a cesspool of a show this was.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Are those vague descriptions of the new season? Because I want to watch the toilet episode.

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Mar 22, 2003
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Lurdiak posted:

Nah he's just riffing.

Nothing can properly convey my disappointment.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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The Trekish episode is not good.

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Mar 22, 2003
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precision posted:

if you're not feeling the new season of black mirror, feel free to skip to episode 4 which is one of the best of the entire series

The first Netflix season has one good episode so I expected the new one to be the same.

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Mar 22, 2003
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Calaveron posted:

What horrible sin cursed world do we live in that there exists a show based on the premise of the insufferable, most unlikeable nerdman on TV as a child

I refuse to watch it but I'm curious how often they make reference to future events that the characters could have no possible knowledge of.

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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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JethroMcB posted:

Why does the child version wear collared shirts and bowties all the time when the adult version's wardrobe entirely consists of "distressed" DC comic T-shirts

We can only hope the show ends in a horrible tragedy that explains this.

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