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is anyone doing anything cool tonight on the internet before i finish taping the vacuum cleaner hose from my car exhaust to the window?
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settle down beavis
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Jan 1, 2017 02:27
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nice job idiot
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Jan 1, 2017 02:27
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You can tweet your suicide note onto receipt paper. That might help with the crushing loneliness you're probably feeling.
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Jan 1, 2017 02:28
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Election fallout? Who voted Trump?
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Jan 1, 2017 02:28
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Nah, I was just kidding. There's no hose going anywhere. Hope ya'll are having a good night.
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Jan 1, 2017 02:31
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fill the streets grill the meats 
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Jan 1, 2017 02:32
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Modern vehicles don't produce enough CO to kill you anyway, so if you don't have an old car, you'll need a better way of doing yourself in. Glad to hear you're not serious, though.
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Jan 1, 2017 02:33
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Hardawn posted:Election fallout? Who voted Trump? She didn't vote and would've voted no on medicinal marijuana in our state (which passed). She doesn't like I smoke weed. Too much money she says. I told her to meet me halfway and let me grow a couple plants and we won't have to spend money. Doesn't like that idea.
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Jan 1, 2017 02:34
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Shampy posted:She didn't vote and would've voted no on medicinal marijuana in our state (which passed). She doesn't like I smoke weed. Too much money she says. I told her to meet me halfway and let me grow a couple plants and we won't have to spend money. Doesn't like that idea. sounds like it's probably about more than just money well, my condolences friend. bad way to spend the new years
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Jan 1, 2017 02:36
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Shampy posted:She didn't vote and would've voted no on medicinal marijuana in our state (which passed). She doesn't like I smoke weed. Too much money she says. I told her to meet me halfway and let me grow a couple plants and we won't have to spend money. Doesn't like that idea. Can't live with em, can't live without em!
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Jan 1, 2017 02:36
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Wow, do what you want
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Jan 1, 2017 02:36
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Not trying to judge. but you are a pothead
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Jan 1, 2017 02:41
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Also, we are both 30 and own our own home together. She's not my wife though, just basically is after being and living together so long and having 2 kids together. Man what the hell am I even talking about?
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Jan 1, 2017 02:41
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have you considered just doing something stupid that doesn't result in your death instead? i dare you to super glue all the poo poo in your house you dont care about into a big ball and roll it out the front door
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Jan 1, 2017 02:42
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extra stout posted:have you considered just doing something stupid that doesn't result in your death instead? i dare you to super glue all the poo poo in your house you dont care about into a big ball and roll it out the front door do this it'll be like real life katamari damacy
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Jan 1, 2017 02:43
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Sjs00 posted:Not trying to judge. but you are a pothead It's ok, I am. But she knew that before we even started dating 5 years ago. We were friends for a while before.
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Jan 1, 2017 02:43
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I had to quit smoking weed so I'm getting loving plastered tonight bitches
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Jan 1, 2017 02:45
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Just grow one plant and have it be a monster
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Jan 1, 2017 02:48
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She got dramatic.-rear end pot fears. Yall like in singapore or some other country that beats you with sticks for smoking weed? Tragic poo poo.
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Jan 1, 2017 02:48
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I'm trying to drink but it's only going so so Like I'm drinking but only getting a bit buzzed I'm thinking of chugging some of the sparkling wine, I doubt my girlfriend would notice, I'm opening the good stuff soon anyway
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Jan 1, 2017 02:56
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Professor Shark posted:I'm trying to drink but it's only going so so Pacing is an important factor
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Jan 1, 2017 03:06
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Hardawn posted:Pacing is an important factor Wait.. Why?
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Jan 1, 2017 03:10
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Hardawn posted:Pacing is an important factor What are you, my mother? I poured a glass 30 seconds after I made that post lol
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Jan 1, 2017 03:11
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Attach the vacuum hose to your Vaseline-slathered dick and realize you never needed a wife in the first place.
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Jan 1, 2017 03:15
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so ur wife left u b/c u couldnt control ur drug habit. ur pathetic
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Jan 1, 2017 03:18
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your friend a dog posted:so ur wife left u b/c u couldnt control ur drug habit. ur pathetic Complaining that someone smokes too much weed is like saying somebody breathes too much air.
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Jan 1, 2017 03:19
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your friend a dog posted:so ur wife left u b/c u couldnt control ur drug habit. ur pathetic here's the thing: he used whole words
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Jan 1, 2017 03:19
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Complaining that someone smokes too much weed is like saying somebody breathes too much air. its not, and you disgust me likewise >: (
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Jan 1, 2017 03:20
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Lol
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Jan 1, 2017 03:21
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Professor Shark posted:I'm thinking of chugging some of the sparkling wine, I doubt my girlfriend would notice, I'm opening the good stuff soon anyway You chug the fizzy wine you gonna be burping like crazy for a bit and its gonna smell like fizzy wine. She gonna know.
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Jan 1, 2017 03:22
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You can have a fast pace, too. Jfc
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Jan 1, 2017 03:23
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He's safe, no pothead would ever muster the effort to off himself Tinder something up, maybe you'll snag some former smoker chick running away from their straight-edge husband like in the second Harold and Kumar
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Jan 1, 2017 03:25
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Hardawn posted:You can have a fast pace, too. Jfc Life is too short for such posting, lighten up with a coffee mug of inexpensive sparking wine!
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Jan 1, 2017 03:26
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Shampy posted:She's not my wife Not anymore anyway
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Jan 1, 2017 03:28
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i only take caffeine suppositories, and i'm all plugged up with two golden bullets in my hands rdy to go now that I'm home safe and sound.
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Jan 1, 2017 03:31
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Hardawn I hope you have a great 2017 Happy New Years fellow 'slice!
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Shampy posted:Also, we are both 30 and own our own home together. She's not my wife though, just basically is after being and living together so long and having 2 kids together. Man what the hell am I even talking about? You tell us brother what latent factors in your relationship kept you from making a real, binding commitment?
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Jan 1, 2017 03:32
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Professor Shark posted:Hardawn I hope you have a great 2017 Happy New Years fellow 'slice! you tooo! get'em get'em!!!
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My dog thinks it's morning or something lol she keeps waking up from naps
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