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We were always going to die anyway.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2017 06:06 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 03:15 |
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endlessmonotony posted:People die all the time, walk it off. I died and then pulled myself up by my bootstraps back to the land of the living.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2017 06:18 |
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DACK FAYDEN posted:Even Bill Leak is right once in a while. Stopped clock and all that. gently caress the War on Terror. Not quite. This is about not being able to get drunk in public for new years.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2017 09:57 |
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There is virtually no way that Trump could have won the popular vote and not the electoral college.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 10:17 |
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You could insert literally anyone other than Ted Rall and he would have made it.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 01:26 |
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neongrey posted:How is anyone supposed to tell the difference between that and any given photograph of him? The top hat and the sash.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 03:10 |
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:Nobody is going to stop seeing movies out of loyalty to Trump. Well, more so than before.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 08:13 |
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No, Captain America fought the Nazis. Wonder Woman is fighting a nebulous group of German cult members who are fanatically devoted with super science from the gods not Nazis.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2017 11:37 |
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Trogdos! posted:
Obama banned torture you self-important little poo poo. Red Ryder posted:This is from pages back, but my sister works for Twitter and from what I understand they really chafe at the association. He is destroying their brand and driving away advertisers. So just loving ban him and watch him throw a bitch fit. Vib Rib posted:Also good to see "increased racial divide" under the list of things that Trump is going to extinguish. Trump is nothing if not equality-minded and considerate of all races and peoples. Well see, to Garrison, racial unrest is caused by minority getting uppity and thinking they're as good as white people. So the best way to stop it is to start persecuting minorities til they know not to speak out of turn in the presence of a white man.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 00:13 |
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Regalingualius posted:They're probably afraid of the absolute mother of all shitstorms they'd bring down on themselves if they banned him at this point, to be honest. They can't sell it and their value is only slipping. What do they have to lose?
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 00:17 |
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Regalingualius posted:Death threats to every single employee? You say that like they aren't getting those anyway for not banning Anita Sarkeesian.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 00:26 |
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OAquinas posted:He'll get @POTUS that day. So he'd still be failing upwards. Who says they have to give it to him?
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 00:34 |
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OAquinas posted:I imagine its part of the white house comm office. Why not? It'd be great free positive advertising, and he'd eventually have to settle, because he always does.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 01:14 |
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Samurai Sanders posted:Have serious government strategists been considering what will change about Trump's administration of Twitter goes away? I'm pretty sure strategists don't have anything to do with the Trump administration.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 01:49 |
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Duke Igthorn posted:Donald only has three insults: overrated, failing, ugly/fat, all insults that have been leveled at him that he took very personal and, as a narcissist and an idiot, thinks are just as devastating to others as they are to him. Which category did it fall in when he mocked the guy with arthrogryposis?
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 20:16 |
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I feel cheated that we didn't get the Carrie Fisher in hell cartoon.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 01:03 |
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Pants Donkey posted:There was actually a reality TV show about modern day joust competitions, so no. Here's the script of Ralls one early. (Purple Homer Simpson pissing hitlers onto poor Muslim family): He should be ashamed of himself.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 04:58 |
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Potato Salad posted:A journalist bit a setup. Cue another 12 months of /pol/ and /r/the_donald feeling justified in ignoring verifiable news. And just on the cusp of when they were gonna be reasonable and accept reality, too. This reminds me of those "Cuba was just about to crack before Obama ruined it" cartoons.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 05:00 |
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Plan Z posted:Yeah, I'm really worried about this. loving Buzzfeed. You mean like how they all stopped believing fake news after pizza gate got proven false?
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 05:50 |
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War Wizard posted:They also like it when people they don't like get hurt. Nothing more funny then a man getting hit in the crotch with a football. But the ball! His groin! It works on so many levels! xthetenth posted:Can we at least take back silent majority? How about silenced majority? Fits the situation better. Hostile V posted:Animals are innately able to sense the lack of souls. See that time a bald eagle tried to attack him. IT loving KNEW!
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2017 00:03 |
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Yeah, I'm not seeing it would be any different. The only people who would actually let it matter to them already were convinced Obama was a Muslim.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2017 00:20 |
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DACK FAYDEN posted:Uh, it's gone forever ever since its closure immediately post-election and nobody has told me why. I thought about making a new one but I figured it'd just get instagassed and I'd get probated.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2017 00:57 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:Trump coming out ahead after his awful press conference and Obama's excellent departure speech has to be the most baffling/infuriating thing in the most recent crop of politoons How the heck did he come out ahead now that virtually everyone who isn't in his cult now knows he's a Russian puppet? Do you mean "not being impeached"? Cause that was kind of expected.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2017 08:34 |
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Seriously. He's trying to claim Bush being mystified by a checkout scanner was dignified.
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2017 04:02 |
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Its still Bok having communication skills on par with loving Muirspeak. So that story shows hes all class, but the story didn't happen. So Bush had no class? What the gently caress is his point, it fails on so many levels. Although credit, since it was reported in the new york times, that can be called fake news. Fulchrum fucked around with this message at 06:54 on Jan 15, 2017 |
# ¿ Jan 15, 2017 06:51 |
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Why is mud flying at that fan?
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2017 09:59 |
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I Dunno, you can't really disagree with any of them. Just cause everyone has the same analogy that doesn't make it inappropriate.
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2017 10:21 |
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Pinch Me Im Meming posted:The first two are children and the last one is a drunk. Now what does it mean? I dunno. It means anime is stupid.
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2017 22:51 |
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Jurgan posted:I gotta disagree. It's a nice burn, but as a cartoon it's Gorrell-level lazy. And it would be improved by what? People are really getting stupid about this, like the more overdrawn and cluttered a cartoon is, the better it logically must be. Like we should measure great art by the quantity of paint used. Gorell sucks because he keeps finding an excuse to draw nothing with a single line underneath. This is exactly what was called for by the situation, and anything else would ruin it.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2017 01:57 |
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albany academy posted:It does however do a better job of making a reader question whether or not it was actually something he tweeted, which a drawn cartoon would not. This. This is the point. If any of the suggestions would have diluted that feeling, then it would make it worse.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2017 02:46 |
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How exactly is a big blob of oil to represent a dependence on fossil fuels not thematic?
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2017 10:36 |
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Seriously? I mean, I get that caring about and drawing attention to native matters is Marty's primary concern, but I'm pretty sure it's not just native Americans who will die with the repeal of the ACA. The reaper is not discriminating here, thousands of all races will die.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 04:44 |
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Post poste posted:http://superfxckboy.tumblr.com/post/155972405433/alwaysbewoke-alwaysbewoke-quote-these-today Not to knock Doctor King, but that third one is very clearly bullshit.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 04:45 |
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Literally no one else is going to point out how repealing the ACA will affect Native Americans. Alright, fair point, I guess I did come across a little All Lives Matter. Somfin posted:To ignore evil is to become an accomplice to it? Third image, not third edit. America is the only country to ever try to kill it's natives.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 05:32 |
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Wait, I thought it was Wormbama.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 10:34 |
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World Famous W posted:I got the winners of the Gay Abortions up now. So go and check that out I guess. Seriously, if it's taking that much from you, just cancel it this year.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 00:13 |
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World Famous W posted:I just may being a little dramatic for comedic purposes. As someone who had a breakdown from something similar, even just trying to joke about it might be hiding a very real strain.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 00:27 |
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Yeah, remember when Bill Leak was put to death?
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 08:39 |
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Merica posted:I imagined it was gold. But however could Trump spray a stream of gold directly into his followers faces? The 1980s Ghostbusters mount a last ditch effort to stop Vigo the Carpathian getting sworn in as president. On the topic of cartoonists who need to be kicked in the dick....
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 20:25 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 03:15 |
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Feels like Trump being elected really kicked Day so hard he's back to his old self. Maybe he's reacting to tragedy by throwing himself into his work.
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2017 03:16 |