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America is now a giant safe space for pissy whites to openly flirt with fascism and punch themselves in the nuts while screaming UHMMMMMM YESSSSSS NICE THAT'S THE STUFF
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Jan 5, 2017 19:28
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You, I like. Yeah gosh I guess it's going to be up to your ol' buddy Trump to magically stop the violence in Chicago.
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It is okay if the loving TEE-VEE screams loud enough to drown out any support for President Pumpernickel. It is NOT okay if the GOVERNMENT screams loud enough or beats the poo poo out of or does something to actually stop someone from displaying support for King Fatass of Fatlandia. Figure it out, or don't. These people have as much a grasp on free speech as Lord Orange does, what with this actual plead for equal time on SNL.
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This is the same guy who did the "Mr. Edison there's a big dumb government poophead here to pee on your wonderful wonderful lightbulb" cartoon, right? The hell's up with his representation of Mexico. Guess it's better than drawing him in a poncho and sombrero.
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Jan 7, 2017 21:57
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SwitchbladeKult posted:I know far too many people in real life that think this way. Many times I've been "accused" of being gay because I've said gays should have the same marriage rights I have. When I follow up their accusation with a simple "Why do I have to be gay to want others to be happy?" they generally have no response. I truly believe they've never thought it through because they are trapped in some homophobic echo chamber. These same people will wrap themselves in the mantle of endless compassion and generosity, and draw themselves as ultimately peaceful and benevolent - despite never once in their lives performing even the least of actions exemplifying these virtues.
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Jan 9, 2017 19:25
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SwitchbladeKult posted:Was GamerGate the beginning of the I forget which article it's from, but Jeb Lund ties its beginnings to PUAs from around the mid-aughts, who segued into MRAs and then etc etc etc Not that I'm presenting him as some expert on the matter, but it makes sense to me.
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Well whaddyaknow; looks like Shmorky and Trump got something in common. edit: I love the pettiness of the whole thing. He got the presidential suite after hearing that the Obamas had stayed there and then desecrated it with hooker pee. Weird psychosexual and power tripping poo poo going on here. I'd call it fascinating, but that'd be too much of a compliment for the idiot. Anybody got that giant black and white comic made long before Trump was even a serious contender for President where he kills himself by loving the toilet Obama peed in? edit2: Yup, found it - Schlonged! Pants Donkey posted:
I immediately thought of Ruben Bolling's Dinkle, the Unlovable Loser, most frequently seen in his Super Fun Pak Comix  haha, this is especially great due to recent events! 
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Tatum Girlparts posted:huh wonder why he threw in a BLM sign in the Bad Signs If he wasn't constantly peeing on Palestinians, he'd be carping about blacks. People NEED enemies.
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Jan 11, 2017 22:42
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The warehouse I work in has shown various pallets being branded with MAGA - either from a stamp or an actual branding iron. Something tells me we'll come to regard this acronym with the same regard as finding swastikas in bathroom stalls.
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oddium posted:it's manufacturing plant code I'm trying to Google this, and I'm not having much luck finding anything other than something called Maga Manufacturing located in Myanmar. Not an acronym either; it's a name. I don't see other four letter brands on our pallets, and Myanmar is a lonnnnnng way to go for wooden pallets.You're sure about this?
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Jan 12, 2017 13:20
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Ularg posted:YOU VOTED IN A SELF-IMPORTANT CELEBRITY YOU gently caress It's loving hilarious watching these rightwing 'toonists try on the "well I don't like Trump EITHER" hat when they were among the very people who normalized him and his views and accelerated his ascendancy to President of the United States. You own Trump, Ramirez. He's your guy. You wish, in every fashion, that you were Trump yourself.
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Jan 12, 2017 22:14
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Also note that the person in the easy chair is white, old, and at least upper middle class considering his environs. Of course he doesn't give a double gently caress about Trump being the literal worst thing for this country - nothing in the next four years could possibly upset his way of life. Except cars, TVs and smartphones skyrocketing in price because Trump can't stop pissing off Mexico and China.
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Jan 12, 2017 22:19
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AND THEN HE PEES ALL OVER THE BIRD AND THEN EATS IT AND REFUSES TO PAY FOR ANYTHING HE JUST DID PRESIDENT PISSBABY EVERYONE
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possibly  If You Give a Trump a Hookeredit: Had a cartoon there but there was a cartoon titty on it so just click the link I guess
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Vib Rib posted:Kris Straub over at ChainsawSuit made what I say counts as a political cartoon. This guy is one of my favorites - i actually bother to have him bookmarked - and his political-wait-not-political toons are okay (see his BLM burning houses metaphor series) but this one DONE RANKLED ME because here he is, a comedian, and jestmaker, a literal 'toonist, telling people that if they actually want to affect change, they need to stop calling Trump names, and/or making fun of him. At the basest level, it's asking you to take Trump seriously. He wants YOU to do this. Meanwhile, he's humping over to San Antonio at the end of the month to sling his Candle Cove "ain't eldricth horror swell when it's juxtaposed with sweet minimalist cartoony art" books, he's still getting to wet his beak ever so slightly in public discourse when it pleases him and he himself is excused from loving doing whatever he thinks everyone else should be doing. So nut up, Straub. What are YOU doing to stem the tide of terror to come in the next eight years? Drawing more (admittedly funny) bullshit? How about you lead by example.
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:I AM THE TOILET do you also get very angry when people say that clicking 'like' on a facebook activism post doesn't actually do anything, and conclude that those people are in support of the bad things the activism post was against? yeah you got me - DOIP!!! - here i go gettin flushed down the owned-hole noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Only if he earns it!!!! And is white, and works in an office building, in a cubicle, with a boss indeterminable from Mr. Spacely from The Jetsons
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George Jetson: "Mr. Spacely, I wanna get a vascetomy." Cosmo G. Spacely: "WHAT, SO YOU CAN gently caress YOUR WIFE MORE" George: "Yes." Cosmo: "YOUR HOT HOT WIFE, WHO I LUST AFTER, WHO I WOULD STEAL FROM YOU IN A MOMENT'S NOTICE IF I COULD AT ALL GET AWAY WITH IT" George: "Yes." Cosmo: "YOUR WIFE, WHO YOU DO NOT DESERVE, WHO SHOULD BE MY BRIDE, BETROTHED ONLY DO ME, FOR ME TO gently caress WHENEVER I WANT, HOWEVER I WANT, FOREVER AND EVER" George: "Yes." Cosmo: "WELL THIS IS INDEED AMERICA, AND THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT HAS COMPELLED ME TO PAY FOR HEALTHCARE THAT WILL ALLOW YOU TO LOCATE THE CLOSEST UROLOGIST THAT WILL GIVE YOU THE SNIP FOR A SMALL SUM, SOMEWHERE AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF $80, A PROCEDURE THAT TAKES FIVE loving MINUTES, AND SENSIBLE RECOVERY TAKES AT LEAST TWO WEEKS, WHICH MEANS I'D HAVE TO PAY FOR YOU TO GET VOLUNTARILY CASTRATED AND THEN SIT AROUND ON YOUR DICKLESS rear end WHILE YOU HEAL AND BE SERVICED BY A FATASS ROBOT MAID AND WATCH TEEVEE AND PLAY VIDYAGAMES AND PROBABLY STILL SNEAK OUT TO HAVE A ROUND OR TWO AT THE LOCAL WATERING HOLE. MEANWHILE, I'M STILL WORKING, I'M STILL SCREAMING AT INANIMATE OBJECTS, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, I'M NOT LAZILY loving YOUR HOT WIFE OVER AND OVER AGAIN WITHOUT THE THREAT OF BRINGING YET ANOTHER CHILD INTO THIS WORLD." George: "Yes." Cosmo: "I'm voting Trump." *November 9th, 2016* Cosmo: "Holy poo poo I won."
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Regalingualius posted:Dare I ask why it's back in the news? https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=natural%20gas%20explosion
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"No no no! I wasn't doing a transphobia!" he screamed, as he was chased through the thickets and thorns, the bright hot light of Decency scorching his back. "You know! Lipstick on a pig! Ha ha! That's what I meant! I wasn't-" He trips over a rock and smashes his lovely jaw on a gnarled tree root. He rolls over, bewildered, vision milky and swimming with soft shapes. "Obama... Obama is bad. He did this. He did all this." He coughs out a maroon wad of phlegm. "Debt. Debt will be the end of you all." The sun rises and crushes him under pure, heavy waves of clean photons. He wheezes something, something not worth hearing, ever. And he is then gone. Something green grows from under his lovely dying place.
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"Thou art a megababy," said Lord McCoy. "Doublestupid and very bad." Thus issuing his lovely edict he retreated to the warm womb from which he issued his difficult - but true!!! - Nuggets of Wisdom, and laid there, undisturbed, for he was white. Yet deigned he to peer from the clean window of his hidey hole, and yet pass judgement. For indeed if he indeed not do so.... who could possess the courage?
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ManlyGrunting posted:Go shove the broad end of a rake up your rear end Ford. As if Ford could ever be so comfortable with himself to have a broad up his rear end.
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Vib Rib posted:Decked, hell. I've seen people watch videos of BLM protest lines being run through with a loving car and people nodding and going "good that's what they deserve". Hell, they'd literally go on to argue that it counts as self defense because when you're surrounded by a bunch of angry BLM https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_on_Reginald_Denny Maybe not beaten to death, but dragged out of a vehicle and mauled? Yeah, it happened. I'm not posting this as any sort of counter-argument but just to show that people have been dragged out of cars during major events like this.
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Jan 23, 2017 12:56
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Nope. He's your boy, Payne. You and Ramirez and tens of dozens of others of your profession have worked tirelessly to normalize his positions and views and now he's here, he's actually loving here and you're starting to realize what a huge loving mistake this all was. You don't get to have it both ways. You get your dickless rear end back to worshiping him. You loving shitbrain coward.
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Gonna make a mint printing shirts that say "I'M A NAZI DEBATE ME" and selling them to actual Nazis as well as ironic dipshits who actually think discussing anything with these people is the actual path to take instead of PUNCHING THEM IN THE loving FACE
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And what are you going to do with all this loving money you're saving, Trump. Surely not put it in your goddamn pocket. Surely not.
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just remember in four years when the country is literally on fire and your house has had eleven break-ins from people looking for food just loving food and you've thrown away all your jackets and sweaters because winter is every bit as real as ether winds on mars, trump and the rest of his vampire cabal will be flying away from you in a helicopter weighed down with big scrooge mcduck moneybags and they'll scream it was obama, obama did it
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Literally me. I can't even watch this man talk; I have to read whatever garbage he speaks. Oooooo-wee! Yessir the average Trump voter shore gunna git him a biggun return on that there Dow-Jonser thingamajig wait what's this - http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2017/01/25/the_dow_hit_20_000_that_doesn_t_mean_trump_is_making_the_economy_great_again.html
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20,000 is a big number, okay? That means he did good. Now, I don't know much about the stock market, or stocks, or the naz-dack or whatever those loving numbers are that run along the bottom of my flatscreen when I accidentally switch over to MSNBC on channel 42, but lissen - Trump is doing us a world a' good. Anybody complainin' is just doing that - complaining. Now quit loving your sister and come help me harvest mushrooms before the poors bust our doors down and kill us all looking for food.
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Angepain posted:the gently caress is this someone who thinks that having ashton kutcher scream YUV BEN PUNKD is a cultural touchstone that'll put him in league with whatever youngin's what still read the newspaper these days
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Ho ho! Here I flutter above it, this menial, ultimately inconsequential muttering! Indeed, I steady myself with true, rockhard goodstuff, things that adults - yes,Adults!!! - would occupy themselves with, and upon the the wind i do wait and wait and wait until it is good and RIGHT of me to descend and do mutter "Yet what of the white man's plight?????"
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I've just now noticed that it's the newspaper creating the speech bubbles in this cartoon - which is weird. It's not a common happenstance, at least in modern cartoons, yes? edit: or maybe the intention is that a person who is holding the paper is the one speaking, but that is perhaps giving too much credit to Dry Bones
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Not to give this guy any credit, but there's soon gonna be a time that even the shittiest CRT is gonna be worth a nickle on account of they're actually no longer being made, and you got fickle dweebs over in Games and the web beyond sweating over whether or not they can play they Super Nintendos on a goddamn Curtis Mathis or Sony Wega, because that's the only way they can get hard any more. Drunky's a piece of poo poo, but on the other hand - yeah, I totally see a dork dropping six hundo on a lovely teevee what so the colors on they NES is properly washed out.
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If the MtF wrestler had lost the big tournament to a little girl Lester would be flapping his arms and crowing about how dumb and weak trans people are and here's the proof; they just got beat by a little girl!!!
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:These days pretty much every Tinsley comic could just be replaced by Dana Carvey's old man character screaming "I'M OLD AND I'M NOT HAPPY!!" Dana Carvey is actually funny tho
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Picnic Princess posted:I refuse to believe this idiot is real. Nope, I'm not falling for it. He's making even ME feel better about myself.
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