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Beer is good and worth drinking when your roomie finally lands the job offer he needs to stay in the country. 
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Congrats, dude!
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Apr 26, 2017 22:29
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The two minute warning has already been given and today one of my profs (for the class I'm getting whupped hardest in) dumped a big ol' steaming take home exam on us, due Thursday. Our final is next week.  Thursday, coincidentally, is also the new drop dead date for everything else we have (i.e. long-rear end reports).Q: Ask me how long I've been awake for. A: I don't know!
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Jumping on things immediately is what I do whenever possible because I know that I'm a terrible procrastinator. Sometimes things just can't be helped, though, and you've just gotta take a big ol' bite of that poo poo sandwich and keep going until it's gone. I'm gonna try to get a few hours of sleep then get back at it.  If you're lurking, let this be a lesson to you: get your poo poo done right the first time so that you're not doing it as a worn-out, sadbrains rear end in a top hat in your late twenties. This morning, a different prof stopped reading from some of the material, sighed, then looked at me and said, "Naked Bear, I'm trying to teach them how easy it is to just read the textbook." Yep.
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May 2, 2017 21:50
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Turns out that, this morning, when one of my profs said that today we'd write the final, he really meant that we would write the final exam in class today and then take the exam later in the week. Holy moley, what a break. Meantime, I'm about to get murdered by two other exams, so here goes. 
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May 9, 2017 17:04
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High five, dude!
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May 30, 2017 03:16
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milk milk lemonade posted:gently caress that these guys with tinnitus need free ThinkPads drat it
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Jun 3, 2017 02:22
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Claim hardship, tell them to gently caress off. Fair warning: might get resolved immediately, might take 5+ months (p.s. gently caress you, VA).
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Jun 4, 2017 15:55
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tastefully arranged labia posted:Whole lot of cheating apologists in this thread
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Jun 23, 2017 20:13
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The overwhelming majority of the (fairly few) student vets around here are Navy. I've met no Army guys and two Marines: one chill "give no fucks" dude and one super weird, lost marbles dude.
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Jun 26, 2017 20:29
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A FIFTY PAGE REPORT ONTO THE DEAN OF STUDENTS DESK. ITS THE CHRONICLES OF MY CLASSMATES CHEATING AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DESCRIBING THEIR MISCHIEF WHILE THAT HIPPIE PROFESSOR LOOKS THE OTHER WAY. I NOTE EVERY INSTANCE AND I NOTE EVERY INSTANCE IN DETAIL. MAKIN ALARM SOUNDS WHEN I SHOW VIDEO OF ME CATCHING THEM OR EVEN WHEN I REPORT THEM TO THE PROFESSOR. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY STRICTLY ENFORCED ACADEMIC INTEGRITY. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE TRICKS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL MORE RELEVANT BY STUDYING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I post about it.
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Jun 26, 2017 23:57
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If you used it at the same school last semester, then you're probably good to go. It can't hurt to pay the registrar and/or bursar a visit just in case.
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Jul 8, 2017 04:27
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Delizin posted:Turn this into an even bigger headache for them than it would have been if they had just done the work in the first place.
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Jul 8, 2017 17:47
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TBeats posted:Can you test out of it? I've attended three colleges in my life and they've all offered options to test out of lower level courses. Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 18:01 on Jul 10, 2017 |
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Jul 10, 2017 17:58
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That person is a stuffy idiot and the very reason why academia blows donkey balls. You can quote me on that. You can tell them that Something Awful Forums User Naked Bear said that they love donkey balls.
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Jul 26, 2017 04:52
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Futurama is simultaneously one of the most brilliant and most stupid shows to ever grace our televisions. It's so loving smart and yet not above dick and fart jokes. A true masterpiece.
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Aug 2, 2017 02:53
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I usually just let the beard grow more or less on its own for two or three weeks, then reign it back in.
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Aug 27, 2017 00:14
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~*~ Eat all the dicks, VA ~*~
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Aug 28, 2017 20:37
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While you're at it, remind them that "organic" foods are nonsense.
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Aug 31, 2017 18:05
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NUKES CURE NORKS posted:Also I got one professor to agree to me bringing Monty to class.
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Sep 15, 2017 19:56
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Maybe you ought to "help them along" to an "early retirement."
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Sep 27, 2017 01:53
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Computer science students are just as gross as you might imagine. You know you're in a CS course when you walk into a lecture and can smell how many students are in the room. Not an exaggeration.
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Sep 27, 2017 15:04
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Once a semester, somebody should put on a seminar about whatever the latest trendy tech topic is and, right in the middle of it, lock the doors and bust out the fire hoses and bubble bath soap. Of course, the one big problem with this is that it would need to be held in an auditorium with good drainage.
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Sep 27, 2017 15:17
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A field goal is just a normal two or three point shot.
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Nov 22, 2017 23:37
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lightpole posted:A field goal is when they throw the puck through the backboard.
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Nov 22, 2017 23:56
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McNally posted:Go to the dean of students?
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Dec 25, 2017 01:29
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Yeah, I realized a good while after the fact that I should have done that, I was just too pissed to think of it.
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Dec 25, 2017 05:39
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School of Life
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Jan 21, 2018 22:24
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Nope.
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Jan 29, 2018 18:30
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It can't hurt for him to spend some time at a community college, especially as a way to ease back into civ life. He certainly should apply to more places, though. Better to aim high, and all that.
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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:Just lol if you don't have to buy a clicker remote in order to get your daily participation points that are worth 20% of your grade Those things are so loving stupid and they'll make you pay out the rear end for one.
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Feb 13, 2018 04:47
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boop the snoot posted:this is the only vet lounge i hang out in.
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Mar 9, 2018 03:10
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I hear that bird law is very lucrative.
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Apr 16, 2018 14:28
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not caring here posted:If he missed 30 classes they probably won't recognize each other.
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May 1, 2018 21:49
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Noice.
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Jun 7, 2018 02:06
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Iain posted:Differential Equations
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Jul 17, 2018 23:18
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Have you told them to suck your dick from the back yet?
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Jul 25, 2018 16:25
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I just remember a few years ago, a guy behind the counter at a local shop turned out to be a vet and volunteered that the dollar store nearby had Rip-Its in one particular aisle. I found them. Welp. 
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Aug 17, 2018 22:12
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Some LSD will help alleviate the inevitable eyestrain.
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Mr. Nice! posted:Post malone looks like a dirty hippie.
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