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Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

App13 posted:

Weird super friendly horse girl with a flat butt was my accountability buddy for the week. Asked her to help make sure I didn't go overboard with the drinking one night when we were all partying. She ended up holding the bottle of whisky to my mouth when I couldn't hold it myself anymore. We all ended up playing truth or dare and I told a bunch of terrible stories about whore ports and went back to my (private) room to pass out. Woke up a while later to this girl rear end naked on top of me trying to thread a cooked noodle through the eye of a needle. I told her to gtfo, she was like "oh sorry I thought you wanted to." We chatted for a while and I ended up banging her and eventually urinating on her because that's what weird horse girls are into (no complaints). Regretted it deeply in the morning.

4/10 would not drink on a school trip again

E: upping the score to a 6/10 because she gave decent head

She tried to date rape you. lol

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Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
I'm in the college dems at my uni and it's gr8. Everyone is like 18-22 except me and another vet the same age as me.

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