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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Evil Mastermind posted:

The Classic Dinette Set is a third-party check.


Guest starring Stuart Ashen.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

How many songs can you write for a bass and half a drum kit?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Welp, learn something new everyday!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Slammy posted:

Outbursts of Everett True (September, 1916)


When they get to the meeting, True will bust his chops for not dressing for the occasion.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

My one regret is... that I have... boneitis.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Well? Did they tape it for him?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

You know somebody has done this already.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Slammy posted:

And He Did. (August, 1916)


Is he beating the kid in the back of the head?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

It's been done.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Savidudeosoo posted:

Also Baby Blues continues to kill what little desire I had for children.

And in the weird comic passage of time, Wren is maturing while Zoe and Hammie are stuck at whatever age they are.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Pardon My Planet

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

That's actually a fully coherent joke.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

...and the pitch! posted:

If anyone was old enough to remember Don Adams

I would imagine a LOT of people who are regular Comp-u-toon readers do.


Like me.

:corsair:

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Orson Welles did it better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk9HzqHZ-eo&t=85s

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Speed Bump



It's kinda already here.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light


Nobody ever suspects the butterfly.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Slammy posted:

Outbursts of Everett True (December, 1916)

What is going on‽

Obviously an imposter.

Did they have cloning in 1916?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

We all float down here.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Slammy posted:

Outbursts of Everett True (December, 1916)


Missed opportunity for True to go Lizzie Borden on this woman.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Cats - known for their love of flying.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

I wonder if this is a Mitch Hedberg reference?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Pastry of the Year posted:

Garfield Classic (September 15, 1985)



Grocery day can be a very dangerous day.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

What. The. gently caress. Brooke McEldowney sucks big time. That sort of stilted language just throws his essential retardation into sharp relief.

I heard someone use "gloriosky" in an episode of MASH once.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Tiggum posted:

To do that you'd have to be able to afford to put aside $50 a week, so why not just do that every week? At the end of the year you've saved $2600 instead of $1378. Or just put aside however much you can spare each week instead of starting at $1? What's the point of this?

It sounds like more of a discipline thing.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Slammy posted:

Outbursts of Everett True (February, 1917)


It's good to see The Scream guy getting work.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

FrumpleOrz posted:

Speaking of old comics, I have an old book from 1941 that's filled with early New Yorker cartoons. If anyone's interested in seeing these, I can scan them.

Bring 'em on.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life



No sir, I don't like it.

Not just this example. The entire loving strip.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

gently caress you, you loving bitch.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

You've been Charlie Browned, you little poo poo.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

One of these things is not like the others.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Tiggum posted:

I don't get it.

DYAC = drat you auto-correct

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Did the KGB watch Get Smart or did Mel Brooks and Buck Henry work with the KGB?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Everything's fine until someone loses a face.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

I see some potential Random Acts of Nancy frames there.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

I don't want to know where that kid's arm is.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Evil Mastermind posted:

I don't know why it just hit me today, but god I hate this reaction face Dustin (the comic in general) keeps using for everything. What the hell is it supposed to convey? Frustration? Anger? Murder-headaches? Banging his shin on the desk?

Orgasm.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Lowen SoDium posted:

Honestly I wish I lived in the alternate time line where Lynn tried to call Schultz bluff and Snoopy got hit by a bus...

Or shot down over France.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

I had a co-worker who did this (minus the popcorn).

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