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Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

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He got arrested for wearing socks in a hot tub

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Ominous Jazz
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DalaranJ posted:

Someone has never had to answer a maths question that began with the phrase, "Describe a universe"

Shaped like a dry toilet, filled with snakes

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

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that vendiagram is a circle

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

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No, that's how you get parallel lines to intersect

Edit:

fool_of_sound posted:

In certain kinds of geometry, parallel lines meet. It's weird.

I've heard of this non-euclidean geometry in my Japanese animes

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

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gradenko_2000 posted:

Yup! It'd take out your system files if you uninstalled it.

It also didn't have the Wizard, the Bard, or the Druid.

The review is hilarious:

Is it hilarious because he's wrong on the encounter math or hilarious because he's a trying so dang hard?

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

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Elfface posted:

Fake edit: I can never remember all the IRC and Discord channels TG generates... is there any reason they're not just in a stickied post?

Beef

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

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you all had a chance to join my perfect beef free discord :argh:

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

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He is right in that Finn and Poe could definitely be hornier on screen and at all times but at the same time maybe it's alright because it's a children's movie for children.

Edit: one time in a superhero game our gm sent us to star wars because dimension hopping and I froze time on Darth Vader to steal his light saber and it was the only time at a role-playing table that I felt uncool

Ominous Jazz fucked around with this message at 15:02 on May 21, 2017

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

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Alaois posted:

cinema discusso, an intellectual place where people discuss stimulating films, like star wars, and superman vs batman, and the transformers

He said on a forum dedicated to pretending to be an elf

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

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Kwyndig posted:

Yeah but at least I'm not serious about it.

Leave that dejected irony at the door, we are going deep in the sincerity when we pretend to be an elf.

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

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Elminster has no time to gently caress. he looks at his watch and says "i could not possibly gently caress at this juncture." as he powerwalks into a dungeon

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

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"You get horny from this? Well hey, I mean we all have some growing up to do. Now if you'll excuse me I've got some wizard business to handle." He said, before mixing two potions together and blowing his whole dang mustache apart.

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

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https://twitter.com/marinscos/status/868041901051719682
But where's the lie

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

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Evil Mastermind posted:

Is this a new expansion for Monsterhearts?

Expansion doesn't play into this

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

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Not allowed go make good jokes apparently

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

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I'm the fun tyrant and you'll have to pry enjoyment of these games from my cold dead dick

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

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Reene posted:

as though "who's playing the healer" wasn't a thing in previous and current editions of the game

I dislike this drat game and its fanbase has only heated my dislike into outright enmity

as though playing a tank isn't a thing in previous editions, what is this poo poo

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

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That's the most boring thing anybody has ever said.

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

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Covok posted:

But what about Gandalf's views on economic disparity and welfare programs?

So what's the context of this, is he arguing for or against that level of verisimilitude. I haven't read a lot of game of thrones and I'm not caught up on the show but I don't think he would be arguing for that

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

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Jimbozig posted:

I think the point is that in Tolkien's world, the right to govern is based on inherited titles, racial superiority, and maleness, with no regard to whether or not the individual has any capacity to govern well or has any connection to the people to be governed. It's just expressed in the nerdiest possible way.

I mean, that was feudalism in a nutshell
edit: I haven't read the silmirilian so I might be missing some things

Ominous Jazz fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Jun 2, 2017

Ominous Jazz
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Plutonis posted:

Also actually I heard Legion is good game design-wise and now the only thing on Warcraft that sucks is the lore?

The lore has always sucked though, even though they have good goblins

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

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Uh, I think you'll find it's a metaphorical, no wait where are you going

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

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Actually, gently caress the world of darkness!

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

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bewilderment posted:

I know there are two different Discords both of them claiming to be the 'SA Trad Games' discord and I dunno what the difference between the two is meant to be other than I assume some people in one of them don't like some of the people in the other one.

Wait until you find the hidden third discord

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

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This thread is about to get real bad real quick, everyone ready?

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

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Anybody want the winning numbers for the lottery because I'm nostradamus bitch

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

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This happens every ten pages where people with Arivia on ignore bear bait her into posting and then act above the drama.

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

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Serf posted:

The source of all this is a sex number joke that has no connection to what the discussion has become.

Why?

this isn't about my drama? well, my new posts presupposes that it is. But isn't this dumb? See how aloof I am? I don't actually care, I just post about it constantly as a joke that nobody but me laughs at.

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

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Serf posted:

Just imagine, right now we could instead be arguing the merits of Discord dicebots. At least that would be a new avenue of discussion.

I haven't used a dicebot that hasn't made everyone in the channel forget how to roll dice every time we need to roll dice

Ominous Jazz
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If you eat the first villain for breakfast make the next one an upgraded henchmen who is far more successful and evil but still loves their former boss.
Like Toecutter from Mad Max after the Night Rider died

Ominous Jazz
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Plutonis posted:

You are all overanalyzing that guy

How

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Jun 15, 2011

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Alignment continues to be dumb

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