"Darkness falls across the land
the Godwin hour is close at hand
Pundits trawl in search of takes
to terrorize y'all's tweeting place
And whosoever shall be found
without the nerve for doubling down
Must stand and face the rants and shouts
and rot inside the tweets called out
The foulest tricks will only tread
the memes of forty thousand threads
And grizzled hicks from every end
are posting poo poo to keep the trend
And though you fight to stay adult
your body starts to quiver
For no mere mortal can resist
the evil of the Hitler"