Rorus posted:

Due to my strong personal convictions,
I wish to stress that this parody in no
way endorses a belief in the fascist.
-rsRD

It's close to midnight and something banal's lurking
in the dark
Under the screenlight you see a post that almost stops
your heart
You try to type, but habit takes your hands before
you make it
You start to write, as it looks you right between
the eyes
You realize

You're making Hitler, Hitler tripe
And no one's gonna save them from the burns you're gonna
type
You know it's Hitler, Hitler tripe
You're fighting for your life against a filler
Hitler tonight

You hear the keys click and realize there's more to
what you've done
You see the butt dick and you know that the fightin's just
begun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just
imagination
But all the while you feel the dark posts creepin' up
your mind
They'll see this time

'Cause this is Hitler, Hitler tripe
There ain't no real defense against the man from
the Third Reich
You know it's Hitler, Hitler tripe
You're fighting for your life against a filler
Hitler tonight

Your comments fall
And the quote nests start in their grim parade
There's no escapin' the laws of the internet this time
(Though you try)
This won't defeat their gripe

They're out to get you; there's wingnuts closing in on
every side
They will contest you unless you change the subject to
your aisle
Now is the time for you and I to muddle facts
forever
All through the night you'll tell them they're the bad men in
this screed
They will concede

That they're a Hitler, Hitler tripe
'Cause I can own you more than callout post
would ever dare try
Dude, you're a Hitler, Hitler tripe
So let me set you right and share a iller, swiller
filler
Hitler here tonight

Cause they're a Hitler, Hitler tripe
'Cause I can own you more than callout post
would ever dare try
Dude, you're a Hitler, Hitler tripe
So let me set you right and share a iller, swiller

"Darkness falls across the land
the Godwin hour is close at hand
Pundits trawl in search of takes
to terrorize y'all's tweeting place
And whosoever shall be found
without the nerve for doubling down
Must stand and face the rants and shouts
and rot inside the tweets called out

The foulest tricks will only tread
the memes of forty thousand threads
And grizzled hicks from every end
are posting poo poo to keep the trend
And though you fight to stay adult
your body starts to quiver
For no mere mortal can resist
the evil of the Hitler"