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champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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big scary monsters posted:

i'm actually a cipherpunk

what does this post say? I don't have big scary monsters' public key

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champagne posting
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:

(nice gangtagz)

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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that would be sweet as heck

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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I for one welcome our new corporate overlords and am looking forward to obtaining a corporate passport.

Also dragons.

champagne posting
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Powaqoatse posted:

nah, were just gonna literally give everything we have to google & facebook for free

still better than having it in the hands of beaurocrats

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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lol a tv tuner

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angry_keebler posted:

meanwhile, the well prepared cyberpunks have developed a stylish ballistic facemask of their own



"so how is your re-filming of the man in the iron mask going? splendid!"

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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I'm looking forward to the asteroid saying "this has been fun time to crash into earth"

champagne posting
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Agile Vector posted:

Kerbal Sqft Program

energy required: kerbal sqrt program

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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I guess this reduces fingerprints on the fancy coffee makers

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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im the antenna :dong:

champagne posting
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that video shows more infrastructure than Afghanistan will see in my lifetime

champagne posting
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while this is the worst future it's also at the same time the best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqibWHfn_Yc

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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NoneMoreNegative posted:

Can't believe some people use Amberpos even in the future





friggin sweet console

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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i'm wondering what would the security robot actually do? beep menacingly?

champagne posting
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lol the company used a menacing structure for their ads seen here:



oh no sharp edges this looks bad rear end



it's a beach park in denmark and looks like this:

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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what do you use the non speaker part of a smart speaker for anyway? people who would want it are already Channing's go their phones

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SpaceAceJase posted:

What do the sensors actually do, though? Any whitepapers on this kind of gimmick tech?

they literally read brain waves.

which is next to useless afaik

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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Silver Alicorn posted:

minidisc is the most cyberpunk imo

having the data in your head instead of your childhood memories is a close second

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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nah umd has too rounded edges

champagne posting
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well why not posted:

i don't own a single piece of optical media

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[quote="“Agile Vector”" post="“476607527”"]
***LOADING HACKING TOOLS***

hacker voice: im insider trading
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champagne posting
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[quote="“akadajet”" post="“476640055”"]
anime is never good
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[quote="“Improbable Lobster”" post="“476642302”"]
fix your quotes, gently caress
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awful app makes the quotes I just hit post

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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and I dunno about cortex command, I lost interest somewhere after the avatar

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without knowing what the classifiers say it's pretty meaningless. could be, "man, back turned, black hair"

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probably some dude in his 40s being angry they're flying helicopters basically on top of his house again and again

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Agile Vector posted:

that chinese surveillance thing is terrifying and neat but im almost more impressed the labels have proper perspective

i think it's just the effect of a monitor being recorded with a phone

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[quote="“H.P. Hovercraft”" post="“477194605”"]
oh no i left my laptop in front of a sunny window and now all my files are gone
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I left my backups in a dank damp place and now half my files have doubled

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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imagine actual backups requiring cool chain and -85 C to not degrade

champagne posting
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I have more: drive 0 corrupted drive 1 because the bacteria share dna and are inherently a bad medium for storage.

see also: literal brain computers

champagne posting
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counterpoint: loving and cumming in your computer and getting a response other than the death of computer

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RFC2324 posted:

I can't wait until I am legally required to hand my biological waste over to my owneremployer so it can be checked to be sure I am not committing corporate espionage

the perks of living in a corporate compound is that these things are done for you

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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i'm the bilar, or car man as i'm usually known

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Sagebrush posted:

The next version will still be monochrome but the color will be tunable so you can both be happy

as long as it can only be either i'm sure some of the pos will be content

if it's rgb then i don't know what to say

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SwitchbladeKult posted:

That's really awesome. My only suggestion to make it more cyberpunk would be to add some random Chinese japanese characters to the display.

champagne posting
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:piaa:

it’s probably
America which would mean pissing on a door makes you a sex offender

champagne posting
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also the soviets stopped being a threat and that really put a damper on things

on the other hand who uses fighter aircraft in a nuclear war?

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bring booze on the plane it’s not rocket science people

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