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Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

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Blade Runner 2049 has an amazing crew behind it, and Villenueves is an amazing visual storyteller, I just hope they have the freedom to make it weird.

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May 6, 2007

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฿lade Runner

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Also loads of Philip K Dick stories to borrow ideas from (44 novels and 121 short stories).

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SuperMechagodzilla posted:

LIFE does an exceedingly good job of justifying my hatred for Baby Groot.

Please elaborate.

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SuperMechagodzilla posted:

The villain of the film is Baby Groot. Baby Groot murders a bunch of astronauts and drinks their blood.

And why do you hate Baby Groot?

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May 6, 2007

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Jeremy Renner looks like a slightly deflated Nathan Fillion, which is really distracting.

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God, he's really hot though.

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It's the only redeeming feature.

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A movie should "work" without sound just as it should "work" without images - all aspects of a movie should independently serve the "story", and when put together form a more compelling stereo overlay. Images and words are equally unimportant. The only thing that exists is you.

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May 6, 2007

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I have my porn transcribed frame by frame onto a series of pieces of toast, which I eat while jerking off.

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Guardians sucks.

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I mean, I definitely get it, to be sure. It's bright and flashy and quasi-weird but not so weird that it makes people uncomfortable, it's a very friendly movie.

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May 6, 2007

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This, of course, is why plays and musicals are a lesser form.

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CharlestheHammer posted:

Well I mean you can get the basic gist without all that music poo poo clouding it up.

It used to be considered gauche to say you were going to "see" a play, because only numbskull poors "saw" plays, the Elite "heard" plays, and had no time in their big, well-fed brains for the illiterate dumbshow that played before each act to tell the stupid idiot moron lower classes who spent most of the play jawing on peanuts what was going to happen because they wouldn't be able to comprehend the lofty writing.

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May 6, 2007

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If Guardians was half what Slither was (or Dogville), I'd be all over it.

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K. Waste posted:

I'm a Dawn of the Dead chap, m'self.

i doff my cap to thine moving picture tastes

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Words will shrivel your dick into a vagina, images make my cock hard and wet with pre.

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The plantation sequence makes a good short film on its own but doesn't really belong in the movie.

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Nah.

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a bunch of white guys: "well actually the movie you think is misogynist is really actually not because

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DeimosRising posted:

All 14 of the other white guys I share this account with took a vote and decided no one else gets to have an opinion. I'm going to delete Tars's post in a second actually

I knew it was a hivemind!!

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May 6, 2007

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*woman with giant boobs holds a gun*

male audience: ah, sexism is over

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Big Mean Jerk posted:

Wait, they played a 20 minute Frozen ad instead of the usual 4 minute Pixar short in front of Coco?

It was literally supposed to be a TV special, and instead they slapped it in front of Coco.

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I don't know why we're arguing about a Queen biopic when Can't Stop the Music already exists.

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