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Tars Tarkas posted:An unnecessary sequel I'm glad they made: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uTbSudJ96o I completely forgot about that piece of poo poo.
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I still get a laugh out of how the internet horror monster is a tall, fit, well-dressed white guy.
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I got to watch "What the &%$! do we know", but to be fair to the teacher, she apparently had no idea what the hell it was. She turned it off after the part talking about how because native americans had never seen ships before, they were literally invisible to them and that's why they all got killed. This was also the class where we had to give a speech about what we did over our summer vacation that I didn't write, so I talked about the video game Chromehounds for half an hour and somehow convinced one student I was a robot-piloting child soldier and the same grade where I convinced my ap history teacher to let me play Civilization IV for a semester and write a report on it (Egypt's armies got eaten by bears). As it turns out rural schools are pretty garbage. RBA Starblade fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Jan 11, 2017 |
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:
There were a bunch of JROTC posters hanging around at the time so I can sort of see her just zoning out but who knows about the robot part. 
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Jan 11, 2017 20:29
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LesterGroans posted:lovely blockbusters get nominated for technical awards all the time. quote:Critics' Choice Awards Best Actress in an Action Movie Gal Gadot Nominated [303]
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Mierenneuker posted:Clearly they are going to pick God-Emperor of Dune for its mass appeal. I hope they include the dick joke.
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I want a movie where Batman uncovers more and more of a horrible plot that threatens to first kill or harm dozens of random people, to hundreds, then finally thousands in increasingly warped and psychotic ways as the movie goes on, but Batman can't seem to find exactly how or what this "Joker" is planning. Finally, at the climax and increasingly desperate, Batman comes face to face with the Joker in front of the world as the media copters shine a light down. Batman steps forward to attack the Joker, triggering a pressure plate in the street. A gigantic whoopie cushion lets out the world's greatest fart. No one was ever in any danger except the "gangsters" he paid to be in on it (sorry about your arm Bob Batman's pretty hosed up) the Joker just wanted to punk Batman really hard and then did. The End e: The post-credits scene shows Clark Kent in the helicopter laughing and a flashback of Superman helping out the Joker with other parts of it because Christ, Batman's an rear end in a top hat. RBA Starblade fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Feb 2, 2017 |
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I hate that Heathens song.
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DarkSol posted:So you want a movie along these lines? Well, obviously.
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Ammanas posted:Yeah 300 is the perfect film to capture 2001-2007. Utter garbage poo poo you never want to think about again. 300 and 302 are good, actually.
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Ammanas posted:I don't understand, every movie you listed is great. 1995 had some real stinkers, like Showgirls, Congo, Johnny Mnemonic, Jury Duty, Jade.... I'm pretty sure Batman Forever was the sequel to a comic book movie actually.
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Feb 19, 2017 22:47
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BioEnchanted posted:Honestly the best parts of Gotham are Bruce Wayne and Alfred: Hilights from the first 2 seasons (3 hasn't started airing here yet): I've never watched Gotham and always assumed Bruce was like 8 in this show. I'm going to guess he's not.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:I know, that's just one of those things that always seems distasteful to me as "proof" you can "really act". It's so bizarre that it's a shortcut to acclaim, it's like whenever you read about Lionel Barrymore playing one HELL of an Uncle Tom or something. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-n_zk7e0ZU
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Timby posted:Batman Forever's soundtrack is peak '90s: Seal, Nick Cave, Method Man, U2, Iggy Pop, Flaming Lips, PJ Harvey, Brandy ... I mean, jeez. I just looked up the Nick Cave one and lmao
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I've only seen one clip of Speed Racer but it was one of the ugliest things I've seen.
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Drive Angry would be a lesser film without the scene of Nic Cage loving, drinking, smoking, and killing.
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My favorite thing about Burly Brawl is that the big fight between Smith and Neo in Revolutions is called Super Burly Brawl.
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Vanderdeath posted:She was unironically the best thing about that movie, nudity notwithstanding. She took a role that could've been badly acted and absolutely owned it. I still love that the secret weapon the Athenians brought to fight the Persian navy was a horse.
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wyoming posted:Huh, looking at imdb he did Miss Peregrine's, figured it was just some Burton wannabe. That came out? I don't know if I've heard a single person talk about it.
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The MSJ posted:Modern IT should just forget about the clowns. Kid should look into the drain hole and there's an old white man in a suit saying "Kid, do you hate gays? What about Muslims? Why don't you join me in the sewers and we can get rid of all the gays and Muslims? I'll pay you." It's terrific down here, very yuge. You'll love it.
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Maxwell Lord posted:So what are you doing to bring that about? He can only post so much Zizek, he's not a mach oh, right
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quote:Modern anime was effectively invented by Walt Disney His greatest crime.
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parallelodad posted:Yeah Family Matters rules. It's a family sitcom that suddenly took an insane sci-fi bent where a character invents robocops, time travel, transformation chambers, cloning machines, shrink rays, embiggening rays, teleportation pads, and artificial gravity. I've never watched Family Matter so I have no idea if you're making any of this up. I hope you're not.
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I wonder how much sense BvS's WHO'S MARTHA scene would make without the audio.
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parallelodad posted:It probably works even better without the dialogue. Batman has him at his mercy, Superman desperately whispers something, Batman stumbles back shocked, looking at himself and flashing back to the murder of his parents. Is there a flashback? I couldn't recall. That'd help it then.
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:D-Box making you nauseous? Feel free to vomit on the provided D-Bag. 
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parallelodad posted:He Nose the truth Finally, a movie unafraid to show full penetration. quote:This but the opposite, and I haven't even watched sucker punch This, but both are blood.
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I'd definitely go see a sequel to it, the first was a pretty fun movie.
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Phylodox posted:Be kinda weird to see a 30-something dude doing chores and attending the seventh grade. Mild-mannered Billy Madison
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CelticPredator posted:I like to imagine he did that to pay off his incredible debt. part of the ship part of the crew
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Detective No. 27 posted:900 pages? How droll. The very first thing that popped into my head when playing Alan Wake was that it was like a shittier Darkplace.
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I remember hearing about the film and going "well I like Guy Ritchie so I'll probably see it" then five seconds later I've forgotten it exists and what was I talking about
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Grendels Dad posted:Tag yourselves, I'm Three-Legged Predator. I'm the predator dissident that does not respect the old ways and is slain by an old guard predator who looks suspiciously like a notable US politician
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Iron Crowned posted:Goddamn, I wonder if the coast guard is still getting calls to rescue the crew of the SS Minnow Those poor people
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Rirse posted:Needs more elements of her Live, Die, Repeat character. The Dick van Dyke analogue can call the precocious children MAGGOTS
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MonsieurChoc posted:That works because Dracula literally translates to Son of the Dragon. Does Alucard translate to dragon son then?
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Tars Tarkas posted:I guess there is a Duke Nukem/Borderlands cinematic universe coming from Gearbox Software? Who anywhere wanted a Borderlands movie?
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Homeworld Remastered came out pretty nice, the multiplayer balance patch trainwreck notwithstanding. Deserts of Kharak too even though multiplayer was DOA.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Something funny I noticed the other day: after the Brendan Fraser Mummy trilogy ended Universal kept trying to resuscitate the Universal Monsters franchise with movies like The Wolf Man, Dracula Untold and now The Mummy. But do you know what was the most successful (ie: least bomb-iest) recent Universal Monsters-themed movie apart from the Fraser Mummy films? The fun but oh-so-dumb Hugh Jackman/Kate Beckinsale Van Helsing movie. I genuinely like that Hugh Jackman movie. It's basically live-action Castlevania but even dumber.
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Tars Tarkas posted:The Tetris movie is just going to be Armageddon except instead of blowing up the asteroid they fly it into a row of asteroids in the correct position and they all disappear In 2018 Ben Affleck Won't Miss A Thing
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