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I wonder if the Ganges counts as holy ground, or most of the Himalayas.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 18:48 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 02:40 |
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Or just start swimming. Sure you'd drown at least a couple dozen times but eventually you'd wash up somewhere closer to civilization and come back to life. You'd just have to hope a shark doesn't eat your head while you're being whisked around the oceans for months by the currents.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 02:40 |
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I thought Ebony and Ivory were living in perfect harmony. McCartney you have lied to me for the last time!
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 23:22 |
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Are you telling me that Americans do not instantly recognize this dude:
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 01:48 |
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Hey, sometimes a dick-bug rapemonster is just a dick-bug rapemonster.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 00:20 |
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I'm like 99% sure test audiences aren't actual people but obtuse trash golems created with dark magic for the sole purpose of being wrong. So I think I'll give this a chance.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 01:37 |
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I forgot about that one. Maybe I´m just being prejudiced against test audiences and should learn to accept them as much as I do regular old clay golems.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 01:46 |
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Suck what down, John? his strong and virile blurtjuice.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 23:14 |
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I don't see why a monster movie requires an entire room of writers.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 22:29 |
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If have it on good authority that there are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blacula, and Son of Kong.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 05:23 |
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Alhazred posted:There's actually only one real monster. Disappointed that doesn't link to a picture of Jimmy Carter.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 21:01 |
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That Killing Joke recolor downgrades the vibe from "hellish fever dream" to "a bit spooky".
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 18:33 |
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Mulan killed hundreds of nomad dudes, possibly even a few thousand, most other princesses only have a body count of one if at all.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 14:46 |
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Wanna make a slow paced prestige Oscar Bait drama about a dysfunctional family of LBGT+ veterans of WW1 battling cancer and racism that is specifically planned from pre-production to make the most of the DBOX technology. Like the seat really goes haywrire during the most emotional scenes.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2017 03:21 |
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I've never tried it but from what I´ve read it sounds basically perfect for a jump scare heavy horror film.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2017 03:22 |
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The main problem with the Expendables is that none of them really die so you never get the feeling they actually are expendable. Like if every film killed off at least three core team members in the most brutal ways possible than it would work a lot better. I don't think they've actually killed anyone off except for that new guy who was really obviously going to die from the moment he talked about his girlfriend.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 19:04 |
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Sin City 2 feels and looks like a no-budget fan film made by complete amateurs.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 03:32 |
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Reading subs takes no effort and doesn't distract from the rest of the scene once you're used it. If you watch enough movies with subs it becomes pretty much subconcious. I'm fairly certain like 90% of the films I watch have subs but most of the time I can't remember which because I'm so used subs that I don't even notice that I'm reading them unless they're really badly done. Also Japan wasn't a colony, it was a colonizer and a very brutal one at that rivaling even Belgium and Spain. So I'm not quite sure if ripping the fight scenes from a Japanese kid's show and filming some new scenes with American actors is any more imperialist than making a Tintin film in English.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 19:06 |
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Snyder is really good at cool visuals but almost all his movies could do with being about 40 minutes shorter.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2017 21:53 |
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ghostwritingduck posted:I'm pretty sure a film like Doubt does though. By this logic, action and horror films are better than most dramas. They are.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 10:38 |
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The next book will be out by 2037,just in time to cash in on Game of Thrones nostalgia. The final book in the series will be done when the sun rises in the west and sets in the east, when the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves. FreudianSlippers fucked around with this message at 11:11 on May 5, 2017 |
# ¿ May 5, 2017 11:05 |
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There are one or two very indirrect refrences to IT. Not much more than that.
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# ¿ May 6, 2017 02:25 |
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Sgt. Slaughter's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
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# ¿ May 8, 2017 01:11 |
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Culminating jn a film that is basically Magnificent 7 except with more buttfucking.
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# ¿ May 17, 2017 15:49 |
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marshmallow creep posted:Wasn't there a superman movie that made its budget in merchandising before the movie even premiered? Quite a lot of big franchise films make most of their money from merchandise and product placements or at very least enough to cover the cost of the herculean undertaking that is making a blockbuster film.
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# ¿ May 17, 2017 23:51 |
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I just found out it's pronounced "Dark Side" I thought it was "Dark Seed" or even "Dark Sayyid".
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# ¿ May 21, 2017 00:18 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:The only person I know who would be totally amped for a new Johnny English is this weirdo Hindu guy in my class who also thinks videos of Sikhs are inherently hilarious. That guy is going to set fire to the Golden Temple while cackling maniacally and screaming "SIKH BURN!" at the top of his lungs.
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# ¿ May 22, 2017 15:27 |
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Grendels Dad posted:Dick van Dyke is still alive?! Dick is eternal.
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# ¿ May 22, 2017 17:45 |
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Satantango and Shoah must have raked in mountains of cash.
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# ¿ May 23, 2017 03:31 |
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More like World WAr ZZzzzzzZZZzzzzz
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 21:17 |
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wdarkk posted:Most of those seem pretty reasonable to me.
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# ¿ May 29, 2017 01:19 |
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Desperado Bones posted:Holy poo poo this is amazing This has to have been the inspiration for Werewolf Gimmick by the Mountain Goats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYwcSIBdOik
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# ¿ May 29, 2017 03:44 |
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Gomez and Morticia's relationship is the healthiest of any TV couple. well why not posted:this is what the Universal Monsters franchise should be drawing from: or this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGhZegXEj3U FreudianSlippers fucked around with this message at 19:33 on May 29, 2017 |
# ¿ May 29, 2017 19:30 |
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Yeah, They're really happy and affectionate people that just happen to be ghoulish murderers.
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# ¿ May 29, 2017 21:15 |
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Grendels Dad posted:'The Hornado' is what my girlfirend calls me, why would I fight tsunambees? Named for your mother I assume.
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# ¿ May 31, 2017 04:04 |
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Rosario is part Cuban and Cuba is 62% black according to the University of Miami and 40% black or mixed according to Cuba.ruddiger posted:You mean you couldn't comprehend the part where I said nationality still counts for something? Is that what you're literally saying? Mexican is not a race but a nationality. There are black Mexicans.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 00:51 |
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ruddiger posted:Lupita goes out of her way in interviews to remind people that she is in fact Mexican. Stop pigeon holing minorities with blanket terms idiots. Mexican is not a skin color. Most Mexicans are white, a significant minority are mixed (mostly of mixed European and Native blood), and a small minority are black. I mean yeah race is a social construct but you're just being silly.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 01:06 |
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Seems more like most Americans see Mexicans as being their own separate race. Probably for the same reasons the Irish were seen as being non-white back then they made up the bulk of new immigrants.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 01:22 |
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I hope the new Nosferatu is a massive hit so we can get a Nosfertu 2 or alternatively Nosfera2. e: 2 Nos 2 Feratu
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 03:07 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 02:40 |
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:Uhh Yeah I am full of poo poo. Sorry. The data I found seemed to claim most Meztitos as white and only the 100% native as being native at all. In a few decades when the Mexicans in the US have fully integrated they'll be as white as the Irish or the Italians. Then the scary non-white immigrants will be Saami or something.
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