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Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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Jenny Angel posted:

Just out of curiosity, whose voice do y'all read SMG's posts in? I usually default to Herzog but it definitely doesn't fit with 100% of his stuff

he sounds like the Architect from The Matrix because, I mean, duh

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Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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Jenny Angel posted:

Goofus uses "gallant"

Gallant uses "dope"

I dunno "dedicated to the dope people of Afghanistan" has some weird connotations.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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LesterGroans posted:

A History of Violence deserves to fight it out with Mulholland Drive on those Best Films of the 21st Century lists. I think Viggo turns in one of the greatest performances of all-time in that.

They're both really good movies but A History of Violence doesn't stand a loving chance in that contest.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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Uncle Boogeyman posted:

Nightbreed is Clive Barker's worst movie which is to say it's an A-.

Define "Clive Barker movie."

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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CPL593H posted:

I really want to start a bar band that plays dad rock covers but fucks with the lyrics to make them about poo poo that is gross and awful.

so just a modestly selective dad rock cover band then

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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TrixRabbi posted:

Yo I got a food-for-thought question for y'all. If you could remake one movie which one and why?

And to be clear, this is you remaking it. Not like "I want John Carpenter to do Jurassic Park" or whatnot.

Someone beat me to "Metropolis but actually socialist" and now I'm kind of spinning my wheels and repeatedly cycling back to stuff I'd like to adapt, which isn't the same as a remake.

I'd probably take some 50's horror movie about science gone too far and the hubris of man and recast the madman as the hero.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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Dissapointed Owl posted:

Shout-out to Jenny Angel for the awesome belated Holidays gift I received yesterday:



It's dope and you're great for gifting it. Thank you very much. Hope to make it up to you at some point.

e: Not sure why the artist thought giving Kubo a Dreamworks smirk was a good idea but whatever

that art makes him look like the villain of the story

jury's still out on what i think of that

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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Uncle Boogeyman posted:

And of course Fritz Lang's version of Das Rheingold/Die Niebelungen is loving awesome.

That reminds me, did anyone else see Tale of Tales? Finally caught it the other day and it's pretty wild, kinda reminded me of Die Niebelungen meets Pasolini's Canterbury Tales.

Yes, and it owns. It's one of the vanishingly rare fairy tale movies that actually feels like a fairy tale instead of sanitizing it to death or trying to substitute mere ugliness for grotesquerie.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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Dissapointed Owl posted:

Honestly, the entire feeling is probably just nostalgia mixed with the genres being less over-saturated.

There's a certain combination of "this game pretty much requires a full-sized studio's budget and manpower" and "this game has unintended features and quirks that work to its benefit but would be designed out if they made it today."

For example, there's basically no game dev in existence today both capable of making and willing to make a game like StarCraft: Brood War, and vanishingly few capable/willing of making an arena FPS in the spirit of Tribes or UT.

e: multiplayer games are particularly prone to this since you have to either provide servers or throw your hands up and basically leave the game for enthusiasts to run and hackers to ruin

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Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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See I read this exactly the opposite way, Gosling's character is a goober incapable of innovation or moving on, which mirrors / leads to the final scene of him working alone in a jazz bar -- exactly where the Stone's character found him in the first place, even if he owns it now -- dreaming about what could have been if he'd held on to her while she's there with her family, happy to see him, but ready to leave when the song's over.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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Snak posted:

I have still never seen an episode of The Simpsons.

It's alright.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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i'm not sure who i am but of my options i'm going to Obey Hellfire

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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Safety Factor posted:

Devil Healer$

If you're a sincere Devil Healer acting out of the blackness of your heart and not for profit, Jesus has no beef with you.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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Egbert Souse posted:

What if you're one of the Van Dykes on a motorcycle? I can't imagine Jesus being angry at Dick or Jerry. :(

Why would a van dyke ride a motorcycle? That just doesn't make sense.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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corn in the bible posted:

Pacific Rim is not as good as The Mouse That Roared

Well yes but many things are not as good as The Mouse That Roared.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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Jack Gladney posted:

Here's my question about the nazi getting punched: why was NBC putting a nazi on television?

gotta get ahead of the curve :downsrim:

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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people who are really militant and angry about "SPOILERS ARE TOTALLY FINE" are a million times nerdier than people who care, which is pretty much the default state for most of the population

and i say this as someone who stopped caring about spoilers ages ago

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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and if you cite that study about people enjoying a thing more when they correctly anticipate what will happen you're basically swirly-ing yourself, no assistance needed

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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wyoming posted:

Goon whines about a group of friends speaking in public, another goon owns self by missing the point.
A good thread.

It's not "missing the point" if we're talking about "loudly discussing something in public" either way, you doofus.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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Like if you were loudly discussing your bowel movements in a restaurant and attempted to defend this by saying how it's a perfectly normal thing for friends to talk about, it would be a reasonable to start with either "nah that's a little weird" or "context matters" because both are true.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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much like compromise, the only value of peaceful protest is when it's the more effective strategy for getting what you want

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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wyoming posted:

Yeah, free speech doesn't mean all opinions are valid, just that you're free to say them.
It also doesn't mean freedom of consequences, speak some dumb Nazi poo poo and a masked hero is gonna punch you in the fuckin' jaw.
And that's beautiful.

Moreover, "free speech" is a limitation on the state. Like most legal rights it's there to (attempt to) equalize the inherently inequal relationship between the state and the individual. It's a handicap, which is not something that individuals trying to fight systemic inertia, let alone an actively hostile society, should be worrying about.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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Egbert Souse posted:

I'm just not convinced about violence.

Why can't we just dump a bucket of piss on fascists?

(Or is it because they might like it)

As a literal reformed neo-nazi I can promise you that it wasn't reason that made me come around, it was spending time around leftists who I liked as people plus fear of being ostracized. This sounds terrible to say but basically people don't change their minds because you convince them logically, they change their mind for emotional reasons, most notably "in order to have consensus with the people they respect / who are close to them."

Cults survive because they cut off relationships with anyone who isn't indoctrinated, so my #1 priority would be to just teach loving history in primary school and encourage as many people as possible to go to college. If that still doesn't reach someone that's unfortunate and I hate to give up on anyone completely, but at the same time, at a certain point you have to consider the relative value of trying to change one person's mind vs. legitimizing them in the eyes of others.

Punching that dude in the face on the news sends a message that's ultimately more socially valuable than the cost of his bruises and hurt feelings.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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Samuel Clemens posted:

I don't think awakening the fascists latent telekinetic abilities is such a good idea.

That only works with blood, piss just gives you a searing telepathic headache

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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wanna hear what Anonymous Robot has to say after he watches Utena

basically Sailor Moon R was Kunihiku Ikuhara's dry run for the show he actually wanted to make and he had very limited creative control over it

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I still thing the best part of that movie is Joker and Vicki's date.

Yeah, no contest.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:

GET OUT OF UR ECHO CHAMBER MAAAAN



well i mean she was a tired, tiny little 40+ year old woman, i think we can forgive her for not committing totally to revolutionary violence

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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glam rock hamhock posted:

Actually it was a planned act of defiance, which doesn't at all take away from it, but it was originally a high school girl that would not give up her seat but the civil rights movement didn't want to make her the center of something like that so they had Parks, who was willing to bear what come down upon her, much more publically do the same thing. I'm not taking away but the whole thing was not Parks being tired

The main problem with that meme image is the dumb as hell idea that non-violent means not disruptive and also that the non-violent part was the only part of the civil rights movement that had any effect

I apologize for downplaying the intent and strategy that went into her act.

I was mostly trying to make a joke premised around the image of her lifting the bus over her head like the Hulk and tossing it down the street.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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I hope that eventually material conditions advance to the point that we have about as many nazis as we have believers in the divine right of kings.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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Snak posted:

If we had the Divine Right of Kings, we wouldn't have Trump. Just sayin.

Yeah we'd probably have Jeb Bush instead

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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DeimosRising posted:

You can have any two of wage protections, open borders, and nation states, but you can't have em all.

seems like a no-brainer honestly

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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insanity doesn't disqualify you from running a succesful political movement, especially in the short term

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:

Pay close attention whenever anime gets brought up again

I don't think Dickeye is a secret nazi, that's just silly.

And, well, you know my story already. :v:

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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gently caress Whitey posted:

I don't like anime I like tokusatsu how hard is this to remember people

You don't have to like it to talk about it, and I'd like to see you deny having opinions about anime.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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Honest Thief posted:

Did someone say anime? Or rather, animé :smug:

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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Alhazred posted:

And, for some reason, the Great Dictator. I have a theory that fascists have an accidentally great taste in movies because they believe that movies like Starship Troopers are glorifying fascism.

It's because fascists stole or subverted several of the coolest artistic movements in history

like no poo poo if you co-opt sturm and drang, german expressionism, and neoclassical architecture you're starting from a pretty strong position even if you water it down with repressive bullshit

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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anime is degenerate foreign art and should be heartily suppressed

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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FishBulb posted:

I saw a kid like 10 wear a shirt for one of these at San Diego comic con one year.

Guess which one.

well Totally Spies is easily the most fetishistic of the three possibilities so let's go with that

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

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Anime Kunst

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300 but every time a spartan dies it's Richard Spencer getting punched in slow motion

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