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Baron von Eevl
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Ended 2016 with My Cousin Vinny (went right up to the ball dropping), started 2017 with Vampire's Kiss, followed by some ultra low budget British haunted hotel movie from that Bizarre TV channel Dickeye recommended.

No idea what it was called, but an angry man punched through a girl who turned out to be a ghost so she threw him through the wall, and then the protagonists trapped her by throwing a fishing net and a smoke bomb at her.

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CelticPredator posted:

Because I want to own the real thing, not a pretty good bootleg.


This also applies to The Warriors as well unless they're making a regular cut version on Blu Ray.

For what it's worth, the copy that streaming sites use is definitely not the lovely edit with the insane comic-panel transitions.

MacheteZombie posted:

Dammit, not surprised though.

I mean, from what I remember that was the point of that edit. Tarantino specifically made a cut to exist in home-media formats (TV screens, phones, tablets, whatever) and then a big stupid ostentatious cut to only exist in a big stupid ostentatious medium.

Baron von Eevl fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Jan 4, 2017

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Jenny Angel posted:

Hey can anyone recommend some good cooking games? I'm one of the best Overcooked players in the whole wide world so obviously I love that, but all its recipes are super simple, with the challenge being more about managing co-op coordination in all the offbeat kitchen designs. I'm looking for something more based around larger numbers of recipes, more ingredients and processes involved in the recipes, etc. Something that I can play to sorta get myself into a soothing rhythm of memorized patterns to make a perfect lasagne or such

I tried a cooking game once, but I found it






















half-baked

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Just a helpful reminder, giallo is Italian for yellow. I'm gonna tie as much of this thread into the Trump piss thing as possible.

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Skwirl posted:

As hilarious as it is, it's still less embarrassing than David Cameron loving a dead pig.

Speaking of which, was there ever a Tales From the Crypt episode about a president being into pee stuff? Maybe Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? We need an equivalent on this side of the pond.

edit: maybe the 90s reboot of Outer Limits?

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In college I had to take a test on cable-wrapping.

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Harsh but troo.

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Babysitter Super Sleuth posted:

I'm five minutes into The Wraith and it's the kind of Maximum 80's movie I thought only existed in bad parody

It's a movie I stumbled upon once and it's the sort of thing where I kept wondering how I had never heard of it before.

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gently caress Whitey posted:

I didn't know Gaffin had his own label but yes Into The Unknown is a weird prog album that was out of print for almost 30 years until it got repressed for a big vinyl box set

I mean it's also a lousy album.

What label did he put American out on?

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I haven't really been updating the thread with my personal poo poo but update:

Still having a kid, but the kid's breech right now. They tried what's called version today which literally involves smooshing up the belly to try to force the kid to flip, but it didn't work, so we had to schedule a c-section. So next Friday I'm gonna be a dad.

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[Mr. Bibs, at a loved one's funeral] "Well, I don't like that this high school marching band showed up unannounced and won't stop playing, but at least they came."

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Death By The Blues posted:

So how is everyones love life?

My wife is having a baby in 5 days so close to nonexistent.

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CPL593H posted:

I have an irrational hatred of people calling records "vinyls" and I can't stand when people who don't even own turntables buy records.

CPL - I love ya man, but you got some weird hangups.

"I hate when people call it a stereo, it's called a hi-fi!"

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My plan for tonight is holy gently caress i had a baby, there's a baby in this room

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Holy gently caress, it looks like the person that recorded and leaked the tapes of republicans talking in Philly about how they have no idea what to do after repealing Obamacare is a friend of my wife.

It's been a big day.

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Quick update: this baby hella strong.

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Mecha Gojira posted:

Even then, the latter two Back to the Futures are okay I guess.

I like the cool future stuff from the beginning of 2 and I appreciate how close it came to predicting president Trump, but overall I hate the rest of the movie.

3 I appreciate for going all out with the wild west thing.

Snak posted:

God drat, Sanjuro costs 20 bucks on amazon prime.

I am trying to pick a samurai movie to get me in the mood for/because I can't play Nioh until tomorrow.

I'd say watch some old Lone Wolf and Cub movies, but I remember those also being annoying to find.

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GonSmithe posted:

Speaking of Fox shows, they were showing previews for a new show that is literally "What if the villain's plans in Robocop were played straight and it's actually KICKIN RAD to privatize the police?!" and it looked loving vile.

Yeah I've been seeing ads for it. "You know what would be great? A privatized police force with no civilian oversight and military grade hardware!"

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Death By The Blues posted:

Furthermore, anyone here not into the insane hype that Stranger Things has received? Its fine, but people LOVE that show, and I feel completely disconnected.

Nah, I didn't get it either. I mean it was fine but it deserve half the praise it got and I was acutely aware the whole time how hard I was being pandered to.

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I believe that to be a "shake," a delightful treat easily matching 10 your fries.

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married but discreet posted:

Just cause he is good at brain surgery doesn't mean he's not an idiot.

From what I understand, from people in neurosurgery and people who have worked with him, is that he's also not a very good surgeon While people talk about the operations he's performed as being extremely demanding, nodding ever really talks about his outcomes.

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Santa Clarita Diet is pretty weird guys. I don't know if it's as clever as it thinks it is, but it gets points for weirdness.

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Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:

Babysitting a 1 and a half year old for my friend and I just changed my first poopy diaper. I puked in my mouth like 3 times but I did it guys.

I've only had a kid for a week and I'm... well, not used to it, but I ain't throwing up in my mouth either.

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Lair of the White Worm is amazing. I love the psychedelic dream sequences.

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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

T2 Trainspotting looks beautiful, even if the message of the trailer is very cornball.

I kind of want to hear Sundowner's take on it, but that would mean Sundowner posting here again.

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I'm frankly surprised to see how annoyed I get seeing it written as "Nasa" instead of "NASA."

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I put that movie on the other day so my wife could understand how terrible it was. She started freaking out the first time Glawp appeared.

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Lurdiak posted:

What won't you crazy Americans illegalize?

The death penalty, capitalism, lobbyists, guns...

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Lurdiak posted:

I like the Montreal rap scene when they're not trying to front like they're from LA and actually rap authentically.

Toronto rap, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PMGjn_d130

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Josh Lyman posted:

Went to a new pub last night. The parking lot was full and I almost decided to go home but found street parking a couple blocks away. It was dark with minimal street lighting so while parking, I didn't see the curbside storm drain that had a ridiculous sharp protruding corner that gashed my front right tire which immediately deflated.

As I replaced the tire, using my phone leaned against my wallet for lighting, it was quite windy and the street was just tilted enough that the car fell off the jack while I was sliding out the flat tire.

In the process of rejacking, I experienced what I can only describe as a mild heart attack. I became extremely light headed, started sweating profusely, wanted to vomit/pass out/die and basically had to lie down on the sidewalk.

Now to spend money I haven't budgeted on new front tires.

How's everyone else's Thursday going?

Hi, one of my co-workers died last month after a heart attack she thought was reflux. Go to a loving doctor right now.

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I like the idea of Kevin Spacey playing a guy named kpax who is basically Johnny Five Aces.

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It is funny how I knew who that was without clicking through.

Also 2 years already!

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I mean that's kind of the same saga.

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He's in a better place now, on a farm smoking Js with all the dudes named Mario.

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Hamfather pt 1 is getting cucked on his birthday up through "some dude named Mario."

Hamfather pt 2 is his probation for "got my hog fluffed" up until the final breakdown.

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CPL593H posted:

I always hear people complain about tumblr pages saying that they're all "feminists!!!!" and "social justice warriors" and "(insert derogatory term for liberals)", but so far I've never seen a tumblr page that wasn't porn. I don't even recall ever specifically looking for porn tumblrs, it's just that I always find only porn tumblrs.

The only tumblr you need is juicywieners.tumblr.com, which is also surprisingly enough not porn.

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I think he means skull island, the movie so good he can't remember the name.

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Hi when the pyramids were built there were still mammoths walking the earth AMA

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Kurt Cobain was dead when Hulk Hogan's Wrestling Boot Band released "Hulk Rules."

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MacheteZombie posted:

was the grain stored in the pyramids for mammoths?

No it was stored in preparation for the release of such classic tracks as "I Want to Be A Hulkamaniac" and "Hulkster in Heaven."

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