GORILLA BASTARD posted:

I have less than 4 yrs till retirement.

1. Im one of the few old dudes lifting 90pd+ dumbells among all the young lions. Getting asked to spot them makes my day.

2. Whenever I get the chance to play an instrument in a public space it's always a young person that inevitably says they wish they could play a guitar, piano blah blah blah. Still draws women to me like flies on honey & I still suck as much as I did 20+ years ago.

3. Switched from cigars to mostly pipes. Smoke mostly aromatics when not alone & have never had any SJW pontificate to me about the "dangers" of 2nd hand smoke. They love my vanilla/highland whiskey cavendish blends.

4. Switched from beer to scotch or rums. Can't drink like I'm still in college anymore. I haven't had a beer since the summer.

5. I dress a lot better now. More sport jackets/ brogues & less hoodies/nikes now. I now know how to tie a Eldridge or Trinity knot and look for award to black tie events.