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Baltimore is now number one in the country for bedbugs Numbers two and three are Washington DC and Chicago loll
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Jan 4, 2017 04:40
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My Man Shran posted:The deadly nature of the American Legion Bridge is fitting given that it takes you into Maryland I'd say the Solomon's bridge is scarier, that and people like jumping off it.
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Jan 4, 2017 04:51
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Batman dude really died?? That sucks
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Jan 4, 2017 14:23
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The state flag is a coat of arms, and their state sport is jousting. I think the entire state is one big renn faire.
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Jan 4, 2017 14:36
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You can't buy alcohol at the grocery store, seriously hosed up.
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Jan 4, 2017 14:53
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I'm one of those mountain people from the rockies of Utah. I never been to maryland, but can someone give me a layman explanation on why maryland is bad?
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Jan 4, 2017 14:55
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Edgar posted:I'm one of those mountain people from the rockies of Utah. I never been to maryland, but can someone give me a layman explanation on why maryland is bad? it's one giant strip mall with a couple mediocre beaches
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Jan 4, 2017 14:57
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Baltimore's cool you just gotta stay away from the extra post-apocalyptic hell zones and yell at people trying to clean your windshield. MD, PA, DE, VA, and NJ all look like a walmart burned down and people squatted it. DC sucks butts.
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Jan 4, 2017 14:59
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Enfield posted:my grandparents lived in maryland and now theyre dead What the heck!? This time you've gone too far, Maryland!!
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Jan 4, 2017 15:14
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There's something about Maryland,,, It's bad!
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Jan 4, 2017 15:15
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I used to be a maintenance manager at an apartment complex when it got bought by some twits from Baltimore. When we were doing due dilligence and checking out every single unit with them they seemed incapable of dealing with the locals normally and had all kinds of weird rear end slang and poo poo. The worst is what I guess is a question. Every resident we talked to they would go "How is?" Every resident would look at them like they had a third eye and go "What?" Then they would talk like a normal person and ask "How are things?" I tried to explain to them that nobody understands their weird dumbass moon talk (politely and in different words) but man it just didn't click with them. I mean come on dude, you're buying the place and gonna be dealing with local people a lot, maybe you should talk like a normal person. Also shaking their hands was like shaking a floppy dead fish it was so weak.
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Jan 4, 2017 15:15
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Counterpoint: crabs
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Jan 4, 2017 16:00
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I've driven through a lot of shitholes in my life but Baltimore is by far the worst also if a gas station and a restaurant are located right next to each other in Maryland, they won't ever just combine their parking lots to make it easier to go from one to another, so instead I have to stop at a gas station, then drive up and down the highway just to get to the fast food joint right next to it, gently caress
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Jan 4, 2017 16:29
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Better Fred Than Dead posted:Batman dude really died?? That sucks I grew up near him, he was the nicest guy but kind of a weirdo. Was friends with his son. He had one bedroom decorated in Orioles stuff, one in Ravens, and one in Porsche stuff. Was really into superhero memorabilia, obviously. He also had a South Park pinball machine in his basement, and xbox, ps2 and Gamecube Anyway Baltimore is awesome if you have money and know where not to walk at night
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Jan 4, 2017 16:36
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Supreme Allah posted:that dumb flag they pretend is cool but is just an actual piece of fluttering poo poo sorry to hear about your retard brain. MD flag actually hauls rear end. 
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Jan 4, 2017 17:00
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Crab cakes are not actually cake at all
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Jan 4, 2017 18:19
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Dandywalken posted:Moving to Lexington Park tomorrow. Will take crime scene pics of own body. Holy gently caress dude where? You should go check out Ridge and the 7th district.  I was born on PAX and moved to Ohio exactly one year ago. It's much nicer in Ohio, but I do miss being a water kid
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Jan 4, 2017 18:28
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PassTheRemote posted:The state flag is a coat of arms, and their state sport is jousting. I think the entire state is one big renn faire. Can confirm, Hon
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Jan 4, 2017 18:30
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Maryland falls into that weird category of Mid Atlantic states that aren't educated enough for New England and whose sisters aren't hot enough for The South.
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Jan 4, 2017 18:31
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SoupMoose posted:I'd say the Solomon's bridge is scarier, that and people like jumping off it. You should go under it by boat. There have been several attempts at keeping the pilons from cracking. There's been many a rumor of replacement over the years but I'm pretty sure they're gonna let it fall Edit: probably in rush hour traffic, during a backup because someone ran out of gas at the top "God bless y'all real good" interwhat fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Jan 4, 2017 |
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Jan 4, 2017 18:32
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Old Bay is Satan's ball powder.
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Jan 4, 2017 18:39
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Housing costs are exorbitantly inflated due to government and military job turnover. People don't rent basement apartments for less than a grand. You can't take a direct route to anywhere, due to the watershed of the Chesapeake. Everything is fingers. You can't open or conceal carry a firearm. The state troopers are just profit generators writing up fix it tickets. In 1990 the blue crab population was 99% depleted from what it was in 1900. Now it's 99% less of what it was in 1990. The bay is on the fast track to being a toxic sesspool and I'm pretty sure that won't change.
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Jan 4, 2017 18:40
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VendaGoat posted:Worst drivers in the union. That's def Delaware, Maryland drivers at least do more than crawl along the road
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Jan 4, 2017 18:41
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Maryland is by far and away the worst state on the East coast. You're not allowed to buy beer after 8pm like we're a bunch of loving pilgrims, the fastest speed limit is capped at 55mph by law, and I keep seeing commercials shilling "University of Maryland University College Online" at 2am
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Jan 4, 2017 18:51
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I live in Washington County and it's basically Purgatory on Earth.
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Jan 4, 2017 18:53
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935 posted:Maryland is by far and away the worst state on the East coast. You're not allowed to buy beer after 8pm like we're a bunch of loving pilgrims, the fastest speed limit is capped at 55mph by law, and I keep seeing commercials shilling "University of Maryland University College Online" at 2am You can buy liquor at 2AM at a drive thru on a Sunday in Maryland and the highways that aren't beltways are 65 or 70 MPH limit. Unknowable Hole fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Jan 4, 2017 |
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Jan 4, 2017 19:01
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I really enjoy The Wire, I've seen the entire series twice. I'm the person people go to when they have a question about Baltimore. Even if they don't I still talk to them about it anyway.
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Jan 4, 2017 19:01
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what up ladies any 410 hotties wanna hook up with a real n-word
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Jan 4, 2017 19:20
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The cost of living is so low compared to where I am now its hilarious
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Jan 4, 2017 19:23
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Hey yo whatup Skins or ravens?
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Jan 4, 2017 19:23
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Best Giraffe posted:That's def Delaware, Maryland drivers at least do more than crawl along the road They drive an inch off your bumper doing 110 mph and don't have the presence of mind, like California drivers, to be able to merge, shift lanes, use turn signals and so on to ease the daily commute to the hell hole city center. They also won't, or don't, notice red lights until their ballistic rear end is squealing tires and skids trough an intersection anyway. Now, with that being said, I have no direct experience with Delaware, so I will leave the opening of it being possible that they are worse. But, Maryland sets a pretty loving high bar.
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Jan 4, 2017 19:45
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Their crabs are poo poo tier compared to both King and Dungeness.
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Jan 4, 2017 19:50
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I've never been to Maryland but it looks dumb as gently caress, with that straight northern border and then that stupid irregular Chesapeake Bay coastline. It's like show some goddamn consistency Maryland you look dumb as hell gently caress you.
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Jan 4, 2017 19:54
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I just moved to Maryland and I can confirm it a stupid state. I enjoyed hanging out in the tiny Ellicott City downtown until it went the way of Atlantis. Now I have nothing to ease my sorrow.
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Jan 4, 2017 19:58
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VendaGoat posted:They drive an inch off your bumper doing 110 mph and don't have the presence of mind, like California drivers, to be able to merge, shift lanes, use turn signals and so on to ease the daily commute to the hell hole city center. They also won't, or don't, notice red lights until their ballistic rear end is squealing tires and skids trough an intersection anyway. that just sounds like new jersey. delawares drive slowly, while staring at their phones. they pray for death and merciful release from the emptiness of life in delaware, a state that only wishes it could be Jersey
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Jan 4, 2017 20:12
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jersey is really bad
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Jan 4, 2017 20:13
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Best Giraffe posted:jersey is really bad  We are now talking microns versus kilometers.
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Dr Strangepants posted:I just moved to Maryland and I can confirm it a stupid state. Phoenix is opening back up or just opened back up so at least we can get black out drunk down there again.
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