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SterlingArcher posted:Phoenix is opening back up or just opened back up so at least we can get black out drunk down there again. I always liked the upstairs bar at Cacao Lane but I don't think they're ever opening back up.
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It was a halfway decent beer bar. Have to go into Columbia for that now.
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The only good thing in Baltimore is the heroin. Some may try to convince you otherwise, beware these people, they are trying to play a mean trick on you.
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Dandywalken posted:Moving to Lexington Park tomorrow. Will take crime scene pics of own body. Lexington Park is an amazing place. Lots of people making $100k and over sitting mingling with crushing poverty and narcotic abuse. Niko's makes pretty good gyros though.
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Hey my boss says I have to go back to this piece of poo poo state in three weeks. Anyone wanna fight?
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scrubs season six posted:Their crabs are poo poo tier compared to both King and Dungeness. that mostly because they're almost all imported from southeast asia
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Dave_Indeed posted:Hey my boss says I have to go back to this piece of poo poo state in three weeks. Anyone wanna fight? Why you so mad man? Id rather buy you a beer maybe you won't be so mad all the time.
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Jim Barris posted:The only good thing in Baltimore is the heroin. Some may try to convince you otherwise, beware these people, they are trying to play a mean trick on you. Wilmington, Delaware is like a shittier, smaller version of Baltimore but it has the best dope. There's been a lot of overdoses from it lately. Even Artie Lange would drive to Delaware to get his heroin. You can't swing a dead cat in that poo poo hole without hitting baggies and baggies of spent logs and bundles. Best Giraffe posted:that just sounds like new jersey. delawares drive slowly, while staring at their phones. they pray for death and merciful release from the emptiness of life in delaware, a state that only wishes it could be Jersey Jersey drivers are loving retards. Delaware drivers are pretty bad. Actually, most drivers suck. The other day I was driving my rig through Millville (home of baseball man Trout) and this fat doofus in a Miata pulls even with me and he's like "hey look at me, hey look at me" and starts jacking off. I slow down, he slows down. I decide to just ignore him. Happens a lot on I-70 west of Frederick, too. For every chick who flashes me, even a titty in a bra, I see probably 300-400 dicks. But I've never seen a dude jacking his dick in Delaware yet so I don't know if they're any good yet.
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The first time someone flipped me off was in Maryland (I was 9 years old at the time). The roads there loving suck, as do the drivers. Everything is flat as hell because coastline. I also literally (literally) just opened some mail from Maryland saying I owe them $61 for accidentally not paying a toll (gps told me to get on the expressway side and I don't have EZ Pass) 9 months ago. lol
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There's a Casino in West Virginia and a Casino in Baltimore, I think owned by the same company, even though the WV one is much farther away I always go there and avoid the gently caress out of the Baltimore one because its a loving dump, like everything else in Maryland.
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kittenmittons posted:Central PA is much worse than Maryland. Are you from Maryland? The only people I've ever heard say that are from Maryland.
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My Man Shran posted:Are you from Maryland? No I'm from central PA.
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Unknowable Hole posted:Why you so mad man? Id rather buy you a beer maybe you won't be so mad all the time. I'm actually super nice and literally do not want to fight anyone ever, lets do it brosers. Terrible Robot posted:The first time someone flipped me off was in Maryland (I was 9 years old at the time). The roads there loving suck, as do the drivers. Everything is flat as hell because coastline. They're really into fining you a lot for dumb things. I have done this in several states and never heard back. Apparently in Illinois you get three strikes before they do anything about it, that was the only one I had to actually look into.
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Dave_Indeed posted:I'm actually super nice and literally do not want to fight anyone ever, lets do it brosers. The last time my friend and I went to a goon meet was 10 years ago and we were in DC and there were multiple fedoras and people were yelling about stair protection and I was kind of ashamed. That being said we have some chill brew pubs where the liklihood of getting robbed for heroin money is minimal. Thats weird that people get ads for UMUC is like a weird building on the road near University of Maryland thats just a professional development school for people who work.
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Just watched a UMUC ad you can't escape them here. Also taxes, everything is taxed. It rains, gently caress you it's taxed too. I hope this place slides unceremoniously into the sea.
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InfamousWienerScam posted:Just watched a UMUC ad you can't escape them here. Also taxes, everything is taxed. It rains, gently caress you it's taxed too. I hope this place slides unceremoniously into the sea. Three out of four words in that school's name is either University or College. loving lol at the idiots that actually enroll.
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Jailbait Mailman posted:"University of Maryland University College" lmao I just finished up my undergrad from UMUC and look forward to chronic unemployment for the next decade. Nah, it's seriously a decent school. Salisbury University doesn't do night classes and I work full-time, so it was the next best option. Anyway, I moved to Maryland a few years ago and I wish I hadn't. The eastern shore is at least two hours from anything fun or interesting. It's a step up from my hometown in southern Delaware though v  v
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Unknowable Hole posted:Thats weird that people get ads for UMUC is like a weird building on the road near University of Maryland thats just a professional development school for people who work. they expanded out from night school into the online university of phoenix market except as a legit institution
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My Man Shran posted:University of Maryland University College at College Park, MD Did nobody giggle at this or what? Hey Maryland, learn to name your schools.
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That Bethesda company is in Maryland, and lett me tell you, those guys fuggin bite nards!
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I am moderately offended that you all decided to have a Maryland thread and not invite me, literally the peak symbol of Maryland.
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nawcom posted:i guess that makes DC a turd smells like one anyways
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nawcom posted:i guess that makes DC a turd Checks out.
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As a lifelong resident of VA, I have a deep disdain for Maryland. Just everything about it really but in particular their drivers and the fact that they keep escaping MD and living in VA. You give them the license, you loving deal with them you jerks. I dont even think I'll be driving to Maryland to gamble. I'd rather gamble it away in good ol West Virginia anyway. Those kids in WV need all the help they can get. However if Maryland gets the weed thing rolling then it'll be like when Lloyd caught up to Harry on the scooter. Totally redeemed.
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I knew a guy in college who was from Maryland, I think in the DC suburbs. He HATED Virginia with a passion for some goddamn reason. I don't think anyone ever figured it out. This was up in New England, so nobody gave a gently caress, but when he found out that I was from the VA side of the suburbs, he tried giving me poo poo about it.  He even had a loving Maryland flag in his dorm room. He was also into historical reenactments. loving weirdo.One of my sisters was a social worker in Baltimore for years and loved it for some reason. I'll never understand her. At least they have a great aquarium! Also, Natty Boh is awful, hon.
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I didnt wanna say it because the Natty Boh character is actually OK in my book, but the beer is not. And despite my DC allegiance as far as sports go, I do concede that seeing a baseball game in Baltimore is way better than seeing one in Washington*. *except for these 3 things 1) having to travel by car and potentially sit in 95 traffic 2) having to actually travel to Maryland 3) hearing those shitheads yell O! during the national anthem Santheb fucked around with this message at 11:37 on Jan 5, 2017 |
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Santheb posted:As a lifelong resident of VA, I have a deep disdain for Maryland. Just everything about it really but in particular their drivers and the fact that they keep escaping MD and living in VA. You give them the license, you loving deal with them you jerks. a virginian complaining about lovely drivers now i've seen everything
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