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just cant get enough!!!! |
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Jan 4, 2017 20:09
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Macnult posted:bees are disappearing like socks in the dryer, only the socks can sting you and the dryer is a lot bigger and not very good at drying things all the time yo op i know a guy |
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Jan 4, 2017 21:19
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we can improve their class status if we send them to bee school to learn chemistbee.
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Jan 4, 2017 23:01
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"Ok class now lets try drawing a square" *all the bees draw a hexagon* "no..no we already know you can draw hexagons, lets try again... just four sides this time" *all the bees draw a hexagon again* "...ok...one more time... a square... only four sides"
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Jan 4, 2017 23:22
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Spicy Boys X Bees = Spicy Bees? |
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Jan 4, 2017 23:37
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Luvcow posted:"Ok class now lets try drawing a square" |
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Jan 5, 2017 00:11
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:yo op i know a guy we need more guys with more bees |
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Jan 5, 2017 00:12
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regarding the blueprint: got distracted and made a graph instead, closed mspaint without saving. starting from scratch progress report: started workin on it |
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Jan 5, 2017 00:14
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Luvcow posted:"Ok class now lets try drawing a square" ironically it's only the slow bee in the back of the classroom who finally gets it right, leading to a brief but magical period where all the other bees want to be his friend
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Jan 5, 2017 00:46
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I have lots of stock here but only the knees |
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Jan 5, 2017 01:38
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You want those bees? Be a hard worker who will get the job he's handed done with no complaints. Take my grandfather for example. 16 years in the bee mines. Broken knuckles, scrapes, and one heck of an allergic reaction to the pollen and stings. Did that stop him from being the number one bee miner in the county? No sir. Sacked 13 bushels a week of grade A honeybees out of these hills, not a wasp in the bunch. You put your mind to it you'll get those bees.
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Jan 5, 2017 04:21
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i think we could use less bees, maybe even no bees tbqh
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Jan 5, 2017 05:02
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Piso Mojado posted:i think we could use less bees, maybe even no bees tbqh this is quite the controversial opinion paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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Jan 5, 2017 05:05
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what we need is more wasps 
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Jan 5, 2017 05:06
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*setting: a round table discussion with several notable academics.* richard dawkins: "what we can all agree on, however, is the need for more bees." piso mojado, blowing bubbles out of a pipe: "actually, my dear friend, we need fewer bees. perhaps even...no bees." paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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Jan 5, 2017 05:12
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mister magpie posted:*setting: a round table discussion with several notable academics.*
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Jan 5, 2017 05:18
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mister magpie posted:*setting: a round table discussion with several notable academics.* |
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Jan 5, 2017 06:25
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mister magpie posted:*setting: a round table discussion with several notable academics.* |
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Jan 5, 2017 06:39
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me @ beecon: *stretches and casually removes jacket to reveal tshirt that says 'HORNETS'*
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Jan 5, 2017 06:45
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You know, I'm not sure I've ever actually seen anyone blowing bubbles out of a pipe. |
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Jan 5, 2017 07:54
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regardless of what piso mojado likes to blow there are now less bees than what we started with |
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Jan 5, 2017 07:59
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i have only myself to blame. this blueprint is quite the task, and I don't know if it'll even work |
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Jan 5, 2017 08:00
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we've been thinking about this the wrong way. what if instead of more bees, we need less of the opposite of bees. *clicks clicker* powerpoint slide: LESS COWS an unconventional route to more bees ---------------- |
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Jan 5, 2017 11:55
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*looks up form eating a huge bowl of bees* "what?"
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Jan 5, 2017 12:33
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me: *rushes into doctor's office, out of breath and excited* D-doctor, Doctor! I've got HIVES! doc: *eyes light up, he ushers me in and I lay on the paper on the table* *he inspects my severe allergic bodywide rash, gradually slowing down and stopping as he looks to me* doc: ...n-not even one *pouts and leaves room* me: *frowns as tears mix with what must be honey oozing from my eyes* |
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Jan 5, 2017 13:06
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:*looks up form eating a huge bowl of bees* |
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Jan 5, 2017 15:12
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muchmusic featurette on bush x removing the x from their band name, pausing and then removing the b |
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Jan 5, 2017 15:22
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I'm sorry if that was too canadian of a deep cut |
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Jan 5, 2017 15:23
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65,000,000 BC: Too many dinosaurs, not enough bees. 65,000,000 AD: Too many bees, not enough dinosaurs? Only you can end the cycle... we need to balance dinosaurs and bees, we need the correct number of both. |
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Jan 5, 2017 15:48
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:*looks up form eating a huge bowl of bees*
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Jan 5, 2017 16:00
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I found some! b b b b b b b b b
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Jan 5, 2017 17:23
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bee counting man introduces himself to you at a party. he has counted every bee. "we need more bees," he tells you. "there are so few bees i only lost count a few dozen times. that should tell you two things: that i'm old now, and we need more bees." sips whiskey. "i need more bees."
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Jan 6, 2017 18:03
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free Trapt CD posted:bee counting man introduces himself to you at a party. he has counted every bee. "we need more bees," he tells you. "there are so few bees i only lost count a few dozen times. that should tell you two things: that i'm old now, and we need more bees." sips whiskey. "i need more bees." grandpa...(wipes away a tear)...put the drink down. you were a bean counter. you never counted bees. please come home. |
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Jan 6, 2017 20:58
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But all joking aside guys, we really need to start brainstorming ways to help bees, it's a serious issue *gets stung once* OH GOD gently caress BEES, loving KILL EM ALL |
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Jan 7, 2017 08:24
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To bee or not to bee? That izzz the queztion. Whether it is better t-BEAR. OMG THERES A BEAR. RIGHT BEHIND YOU IN THIS THREAD. SWARM BROTHERS SWARM. 
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Jan 7, 2017 15:59
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joke_explainer posted:how many bees you want? I'll get you 3 pounds of bees for 90 dollars. If you weigh them while half are airborne is that only a pound and a half? ---------------- |
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Jan 8, 2017 01:18
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GORDON posted:If you weigh them while half are airborne is that only a pound and a half? No, it's a sealed box, average over time the bees don't become weightless when they fly, they are exerting force downward and that force is exactly equal to their weight to allow them to fly. Some force is applied to the walls of the box, so it translates downwards. You'll see fluctuation from force when they land or take off, but the overall weight is always the same. This was actually a mythbusters episode, tho with birds and not bees. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVeP6oqH-Qo |
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Jan 8, 2017 01:30
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joke_explainer posted:No, it's a sealed box, average over time the bees don't become weightless when they fly, they are exerting force downward and that force is exactly equal to their weight to allow them to fly. Some force is applied to the walls of the box, so it translates downwards. You'll see fluctuation from force when they land or take off, but the overall weight is always the same. This was actually a mythbusters episode, tho with birds and not bees. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVeP6oqH-Qo You are a BYOB treasure, JE.
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Jan 8, 2017 01:33
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"mythbusters for the impatient" is a brilliant concept it's me I'm the impatient one |
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Jan 8, 2017 01:36
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