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Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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As was mentioned before, I prefer not to do the bonus, but I will defer to consensus.

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Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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poo poo, I am not sure I could do it during the work day. Figure out what works best for everyone and I will just queue up my picks in order if I have to.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Oh, drafting here would probably work fine. Let's see what people say.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Where we at? Also, gently caress YOU BN!!!!!! :argh:

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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I put a feeler for the last spot in the FF thread. If we don't get a bite in the next 20 minutes, just start the slow draft and not worry. I think we can burn through this by the end of the day if people do a pick an hour in the thread.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Ben, your on the clock.

I assume snake draft, right?

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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poo poo, son. I got this mapped out. I can't wait to see everyones strategy.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Tom Brady

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Ninja Bob :argh:

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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I'm just giving you poo poo. We got plenty of time.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Ninja Bob posted:

You started talking about having a "strategy" and then I got stressed out. Pick made.

This is a fantasy sports subforum. I assume everyone has a strategy.

Also, nothing about me should make you panic. :v:

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Ben Nevis posted:

My strategy relies on Sataere making everyone panic.

Clearly he's twigged before round one is up and is now undermining me.

My strategy can be summed up perfectly by Brandon Marshalls description of the Jets season.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Ben Nevis posted:

You can't draft the water cooler.

Look up the comments if you haven't seen them already. They're pretty funny

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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That was mentioned up front. I would hope people realized that.

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Jul 20, 2005


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Spoeank posted:

I'm fine with whatever whenever, we just gotta get the ball rolling!

I agree with Spoeank! :v:

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Spoeank posted:

Jordy and Zeus

You make us wait and then take my favorite players :argh:

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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El Caganer posted:

Orlando Brown? I ate at his Fatburger recently.

I don't understand the question.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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El Caganer posted:

Zeus.. is that Kelce?

Yeah, that's Kelce nickname.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Devonte Freeman

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Ben Nevis posted:

Matt Ryan and Julian Edelman


(strategy schmategy)

gently caress, I was hoping one of them would slip.


Jimmy Graham

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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El Caganer posted:

Ty Montgomery, still a WR at MFL

Yup. I assume that is your pick?

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Spoeank posted:

Jay Ajayi and Tevin Coleman

The turn sucks.

You crushed the first turn.

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Jul 20, 2005


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DeVante Adams

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Amari Cooper

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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The Zack posted:

Deandre Hopkins WR

He didn't disappoint you enough in the regular season?

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Ninja Bob posted:

Spencer Ware

Full disclosure, I edited this to change my mind, so if that's wrong I can change it back.

Full disclosure, I have a major problem with this, because I wanted him to come back to me. I also have a problem with you picking Dez Bryant and Aaron Rodgers.

I think it's fine, since Spoaenk hadn't picked yet.


The Zack posted:

I think he'll play in 2 games, which has to be good for something. Besides, he didnt disappoint me, as other people had him

It's a good pick, he was on my board. I just wanted to mock you.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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The Zack posted:

That's cool. We should be meaner to each other

Why else would we do this? :D

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Spoeank posted:

hahahaha theres no way I have a QB in the last three rounds and I'm already dead in the water

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Matt Stafford and uhhhhhh ------

Edit: Matt Moore not Brock Osweiler

I'm glad you changed that. I was gonna say you can wait for Brock. I am sure he'll be there. :v:

I love that by the second turn, you seemingly went into full panic mode. Did my plan rattle you too!

I'll go Jarvis Landry

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Ben Nevis posted:

Jason Witten and Adam Veterinary

Who is Adam Veterinary? If you mean Vinitairi, the Colts are not in the playoffs

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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NE defense

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Jul 20, 2005


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Spoeank posted:

Trying to figure out a playoff draft strategy amidst a super hectic 13 hour work day (4 claims is an "average" day, I did 9 today...)

NOT IDEAL

Luckily my OT will help pay one lucky goon

Yeah I was lucky. This week has been really light, so I got to nerd out a bit. I mean, my strategy was essentially who is going to advance farther in the playoffs and grab the top two quarterbacks, so I'm batting. 500

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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I'd like to point out a couple scoring things. First, no negative points for turnovers on the offensive side. It should be -2 pts for fumbles lost and interceptions. Second, I think the defensive scoring should cap at 0, since we are forced to use all defenses available. So maybe make it 10, 7, 5, 3, 0 instead of 10, 7, 3, 0, -3.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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The nice thing about this is I got a four man one started with some co-workers. We are just emailing our picks and flying through. So I get to gamble through the Super Bowl

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Spoeank posted:

GOLDEN sTATE warriors (and Sterling Shepard).

(Sorry I was in a meeting)

It's fine. We are making our way through at a reasonable pace. Check your PMs when you get a second. No rush there either.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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One more thing with the rules. Make it 0.04 pts for every yards passing and 0.1 pts for every yard rushing and receiving.

Fractional scoring is the only way to play.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Matt Bryant

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Jul 20, 2005


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Ben Nevis posted:

Dion Lewis and Cole Beasley

Really thought you were gonna go Latavius Murray there.

I pick Not Brock. (Conner Cook)

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Ben Nevis posted:

Considered, but the short shelf life plus how horribly the Raiders ran against the Texans a few weeks ago made me think it's not worth it.

A bit sad everyone didn't sleep on Lewis, but I I think OAK wins, and that will add some value.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Ben Nevis posted:

I'm kinda feeling Houston there. OAK won last time, but it was close and on the back of a few questionable calls. OAK is going to be down to a third stringer at QB and their LT has an injured leg, so I think it swings HOU this time.

My counter argument is Brock. :v:

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Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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