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jeff smisek


guys, I made cupcakes and I would like to share with you all because I love you. they are vanilla, no frosting, but so delicious that frosting would overwhelm the flavor. Anyways, wish you could stop by and have a cupcake and a big hug :3: alright, cool see ya

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vanisher

If I bring my own frosting to add would that be rude



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Matoi Ryuko


Cupcake was one of my favorite fighters.

jeff smisek


vanisher posted:

If I bring my own frosting to add would that be rude

no, I want you to be satisfied and also i invite you to explore your creative side. See what you can unearth.

vanisher

I also like a sprinkle or two

no more than two



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They Might Be

I'm totally fine with a frosting-less cupcake, as long as there's not a spoonful of powdered sugar on top for me to accidentally inhale every time.

Fredflonston


I would eat it so fast you would think I was some homeless

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


i would eat the gently caress out of a vanilla cupcake and i appreciate you sharing with us, jeff smisek, and we enjoy your posting here in The Yob.

thank you.


Rushi

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*pumps fist* yes

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social vegan



when i was younger my friends would call farting in your hand and throwing it on someone's face a "cupcake" so yes please

bradzilla
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Can't post for 3 hours!
*in corporate voice*

thanks for bringing those cupcakes jeff, you're really synergizing our team today! *nods*

jeff smisek


social vegan posted:

when i was younger my friends would call farting in your hand and throwing it on someone's face a "cupcake" so yes please

Yes, I can provide these services as well

Luvcow

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a cupcake is just a muffin with icing so technically your icingless cupcake is a muffin

Piso Mojado

Luvcow posted:

a cupcake is just a muffin with icing so technically your icingless cupcake is a muffin

Thank you for finally saying what we're all thinking

bean mom

Did I miss cupcake time???

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Luvcow posted:

a cupcake is just a muffin with icing so technically your icingless cupcake is a muffin

that's a spicy meatball!

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

bradzilla posted:

that's a spicy meatball!

well if it was made of meat it would be a meatloaf

vanisher

Luvcow posted:

well if it was made of meat it would be a meatloaf

If that meatloaf had icing it would be a beefcake



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Manifisto


vanisher posted:

If that meatloaf had icing it would be a beefcake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg3viTvOzhI&t=194s

Luvcow

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vanisher posted:

If that meatloaf had icing it would be a beefcake


joke_explainer


Luvcow posted:

a cupcake is just a muffin with icing so technically your icingless cupcake is a muffin

An american muffin is considered a quick bread product. There are some savory varieties. It is not typically constructed out of cake batter. The crumb is generally large like this:



Cupcakes are made out of cake batter. They are generally a desert product. They're sweet. They have a really small and soft crumb:



or these guys, who coincedentally, have no sugar frosting either:



I would say muffins and cupcakes are quite similar, but fairly distinct and on average a person could easily differentiate one from the other even without icing.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

joke_explainer posted:

An american muffin is considered a quick bread product. There are some savory varieties. It is not typically constructed out of cake batter. The crumb is generally large like this:



Cupcakes are made out of cake batter. They are generally a desert product. They're sweet. They have a really small and soft crumb:



or these guys, who coincedentally, have no sugar frosting either:



I would say muffins and cupcakes are quite similar, but fairly distinct and on average a person could easily differentiate one from the other even without icing.

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jeff smisek


joke_explainer posted:

An american muffin is considered a quick bread product. There are some savory varieties. It is not typically constructed out of cake batter. The crumb is generally large like this:



Cupcakes are made out of cake batter. They are generally a desert product. They're sweet. They have a really small and soft crumb:



or these guys, who coincedentally, have no sugar frosting either:



I would say muffins and cupcakes are quite similar, but fairly distinct and on average a person could easily differentiate one from the other even without icing.

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Manifisto


joke_explainer posted:

An american muffin is considered a quick bread product. There are some savory varieties. It is not typically constructed out of cake batter. The crumb is generally large like this:



Cupcakes are made out of cake batter. They are generally a desert product. They're sweet. They have a really small and soft crumb:



or these guys, who coincedentally, have no sugar frosting either:



I would say muffins and cupcakes are quite similar, but fairly distinct and on average a person could easily differentiate one from the other even without icing.

okay, but I feel the flaw in your logic--the muffin/cupcake singularity, or the double point, call it what you will--is carrot cake. I suspect the only thing that would differentiate a carrot cake muffin from a carrot cake cupcake for most people is whether there was a significant "muffin top" rim.

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Lawrence Gilchrist

I was trained to avoid junk food as a child and eating unfrosted cupcakes is one thing I can do without flinching if a woman touches me on the arm afterward.

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