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Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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hmmm?

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Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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http://www.chicagotribune.com/lifestyles/health/ct-cybersecurity-flaw-in-heart-devices-20170111-story.html

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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Powaqoatse posted:

sorry, just wanted to see if i could shagger to shagger about paper sizes lol

was there ever a doubt?

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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one of the contributors, Admiral H. Curtiss, is a goon, and prob has some interesting stuff to talk about

vvv oh ya i forgot dish works on it too

Kuvo fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Feb 1, 2017

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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this is good

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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an american hero

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Larson

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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just as surprised as he is that no one else thought of it

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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https://twitter.com/ABC7News/status/830172462243528704

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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Meat Beat Agent posted:

car go bep bep quote this if you agree

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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my favorite episode :allears:

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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lol

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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this probably goes here

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/03/technology/uber-greyball-program-evade-authorities.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur

quote:

SAN FRANCISCO — Uber has for years engaged in a worldwide program to deceive the authorities in markets where its low-cost ride-hailing service was being resisted by law enforcement or, in some instances, had been outright banned.

quote:

Uber’s use of Greyball was recorded on video in late 2014, when Erich England, a code enforcement inspector in Portland, Ore., tried to hail an Uber car downtown as part of a sting operation against the company.

At the time, Uber had just started its ride-hailing service in Portland without seeking permission from the city, which later declared the service illegal. To build a case against the company, officers like Mr. England posed as riders, opening the Uber app to hail a car and watching as miniature vehicles on the screen made their way toward the potential fares.

But unknown to Mr. England and other authorities, some of the digital cars they saw in the app did not represent actual vehicles. And the Uber drivers they were able to hail also quickly canceled. That was because Uber had tagged Mr. England and his colleagues — essentially Greyballing them as city officials — based on data collected from the app and in other ways. The company then served up a fake version of the app populated with ghost cars, to evade capture.

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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quote:

They also said they couldn't get my exploit to work, but I checked my apache access logs and they were using a Mac. Naturally, calc.exe will not appear on a Mac.

lol

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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oh good my company uses symantec certs. time to try explaining this all to my boss :suicide:

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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vodkat posted:

Holy poo poo I'd forgotten about this until i saw your post!

Last week i was out drinking in central london near PR land and I saw urnails with an tablet above them that had piss cameras for playing games and then bombarding you with ads after

gently caress me, this is such a terrible thing id actually blocked it from my memory





cameras/sensors underneath?



:eyepop:

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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:wow:

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Oct 27, 2008

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Volmarias posted:

Security Fuckup Megathread v13.4 - At that point, it was game over for the smart camera dildo.

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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Chalks posted:

Having characters that are indistinguishable from each other is a recipe for gently caress ups, security or otherwise.

had to research a bug a few months back where a user was entering a records into our system and it was making GBS threads the bed. turns out "Foo(Bar)" is not the same as "Foo❲Bar❳" and VB6 is awful

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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Chalks posted:

Urgh, and quotation marks. loving microsoft and their obsession with auto correcting “curly loving quotation marks”.

gently caress whoever at microsoft decided this was a needed “feature”

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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OSI bean dip posted:

xn--e77hhaecegybmf7bpt0a.com

because i can register that domain

also lol

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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pro tier poop touching :shrek:

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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laffin at this one

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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brb testing this out

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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hahah what

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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:wow:

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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ate all the Oreos posted:

oh there's a siren fan forum

of course there is

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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not really a sec fuckup but i think corporate espionage still counts

https://www.engadget.com/2017/04/13/uber-hell-program-lyft-drivers/

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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:tinfoil:

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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:psyduck:

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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ayy

Rex-Goliath posted:

so I noticed a weird icon in sleep cycle when going to bed last night and after a quick google search:

https://support.sleepcycle.com/hc/en-us/articles/207392375-What-does-the-link-symbol-on-my-night-screen-mean-?mobile_site=true


HMMM HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY GO WRONG??

for what it's worth I'm at a hotel. my phone has been broadcasting a recording of my sleep to strangers for who knows how long. great job

lmao

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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5

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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hahaha

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Oct 27, 2008

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cinci zoo sniper posted:

idk how much exactly of a secfuck it is, but joint 2fa app (anroid) used by two of my banks does automatically pop up upon an authorization request, and in doing so circumvents pin-protected lockscreen

how :psyduck:

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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Cocoa Crispies posted:

fips mode is the greatest

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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Cocoa Crispies posted:

as a shorty playing in group policy settings
fell down and i deleted my cipher suite
somebody helped me up and asked me if i deleted my cipher suite
i said "yeah"
so then they said "oh so that mean we gon, you gon switch it on then?"
i said "yeah, fipsmode, fipsmode is the greatest"

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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:wow:

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Oct 27, 2008

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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

imo "full boris" should be a standard name for that kind of intrusion response plan

"just finished a call with the it chief. we're going full boris"


Meat Beat Agent posted:

if you don't use the phrase "slug heads" at least once then it's a half boris, at best

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

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lol

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Oct 27, 2008

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this prob goes in here

https://www.theverge.com/2017/5/15/15640596/google-android-auto-audi-volvo-apple-carplay-io-2017

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Oct 27, 2008

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funny Star Wars parody posted:

Oh hey i work tangentially on things similar to that

let me tell u about USB debugging and what all you can do

cant wait for these to ship with a 18 month out of date version of lollipop that never gets patched

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