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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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0day poastin'

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apseudonym posted:

I might drunk effort post it later but it depends the scale and skill of your attacker. If you're trying to hide from the spooky level country/worldwide stuff I don't have a good tip except "don't".

"mossad gonna mossad"

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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snype

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negromancer posted:

that's why you use mobaxterm on windows and stop using putty and winscp like it's 2004.

dota 2 sucks though

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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:eyepop:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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you have lost your trees but the credit card forest still stands

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May 11, 2004

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zen death robot posted:

look the NRC is gonna come down on my rear end if i expose the public to that much radium

lmao

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Subjunctive posted:

nothing of value should be lost if a workstation is blown away

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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I am very interested in that hackbunny post, cool stuff!

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May 11, 2004

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Powaqoatse posted:

goddamn youre amazing

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Ur Getting Fatter posted:

waSSHing machine

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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it does the same poo poo on ios, zdziarski was going through it on twitter earlier

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May 11, 2004

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Ur Getting Fatter posted:

cloudy with a chance of occasional broadcast storms

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May 11, 2004

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ate all the Oreos posted:

someone's ddos'ing my friends' university's paper submission system which has caused everyone to get two extra days to finish their homework

does he go to rutgers lol

salted hash browns posted:

what is going on in that pic?

someone's illegally using their 5GHz on the weather bands

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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cheese-cube posted:

just want to chime in and say hackbunny you are doing some awesome poo poo

QUOTIN'

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Shaggar posted:

openssh has had plenty of vulnerabilities in the past and the idea you're presenting that because its linux its immune to attacks is absolutely retarded. You should use as much caution approaching access via openssh as you should access via teamviewer. same with rdp. I would never leave it open to the internet even if it is more secure than openssh.

also lol @ the idea that you're gonna have a remote user setup an ssh tunnel to you so you can access their machine.

lmfao @ u

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Idk zombie machines are p good at ddosing stuff these days

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May 11, 2004

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a witch posted:

You guys realize all this poo poo happened before trump as well, right? CBP literally recruits on neonazi sites.

Well good thing it's getting publicized now

E: note to self and also you: STFU, D&D is that way ->

Captain Foo fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Feb 11, 2017

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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apseudonym posted:

Generally I'm not convinced there are many situations where they'll just go "darn, foiled by this clever nerd" and not just make your life rather unpleasant.

Ye olde rubber hose cryptanalysis

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May 11, 2004

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ErIog posted:

I know this post is ancient history now, but I have been waiting months for an appropriate time to make this joke. and this probably isn't it


bg, bg, bg, can't you see, sometimes your routes just hypnotize me


spankmeister posted:

Notorious BGP

these are both good

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Lmao this should be gbs-level pants making GBS threads time for cloudflare

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May 11, 2004

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Sapozhnik posted:

There is a so called high security mode and a so called maximum security mode

I assume the "high" security mode works on the honor system or smth

the encryption key is set to "420" regardless of what you type in

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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LeftistMuslimObama posted:

seems more like code injection op

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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some unironically great posts on this page nice work everyone

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May 11, 2004

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spankmeister posted:

The web sight is getting rekt but SHA-1 is now officially completely broken:

https://www.shattered.io/



e: a mirror I guess http://shattered.it/

:rip:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Sapozhnik posted:

LWN had a quote about how some company mandated that everybody's password start with / because people kept pasting them into the company's IRC by accident

(TRWTF is using IRC of course)

hahahahaha

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Wat 😥😥

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Truga posted:

the s in iot stands for security

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Also those guys chaos dunked on Matt

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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don't sign your posts

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May 11, 2004

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OSI bean dip posted:

someone described it to me as eye-teflon. i pretty much skipped over half of the post to reply

i agree with that assessment

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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amazing

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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HOLY MOLY

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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anthonypants posted:

you want to find taviso's mentions on twitter, my friend

:agreed:

fishmech posted:


(March 26, 1909)

Nice!!

Captain Foo
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Powaqoatse posted:

It’s Your Man Jeff, 9 Times

this is how you carry a joke over the edge and back and forth again

Not James don't care

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May 11, 2004

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Cybernetic Vermin posted:

you are just resisting the obvious here, all software is hosed, the idea of achieving security through education, individual hard work and expertise is doomed in a future where the average programmer is some shithead hired off the street, we need to burn everything to the ground and start again

Ok well you can start by getting off the internet forever

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Cybernetic Vermin posted:

snark aside i do literally believe that the next decade will have to bring a more constrained programming model for public-facing software, and it will have to be actual constraints, as we are not about to overcome human weaknesses in these areas as the number of people employed doing the work keeps skyrocketing

hackers are winning wars and elections at this point

it is misunderstanding the situation to laugh about the other guys software of choice turning out to not be entirely secure

Your operating system is a piece of poo poo.

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May 11, 2004

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Daman posted:

in a competition like ictf a 1% difference is wholly attributable to being unlucky with their poo poo garbage infrastructure not scoring correctly one or two times.

it was a decent gamble, I wouldn't of thought their whole system was going to poo poo the bed just because you're doing under 100k connections either

e: also if you're not first you're last p much no other place matters

smooth move you cheating idiot

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ate all the Oreos posted:

i remember a psychology study a while back that found that kids raised with "everyone gets a trophy because you're all winners!" did nothing for self esteem however it did train them that the only place that matters is first place and anything else is for losers

kids raised with `everyone gets a trophy` are emotionally stunted because their parents couldn't handle losing

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