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Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/Q_Pang_E/status/850130174347694080

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Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
someone tl;dr that poo poo for me tia

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

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BiohazrD posted:

horry poo poo

piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssss

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/hp-tech-company-data-breach-scam-1.4067975

quote:

When Montrealer Hamid Shirdastian alerted tech company HP Inc. to a possible scam earlier this month, the company admitted to him it had been hacked, he told CBC and then asked him for $100 to try to fix the problem.

You keep being you, HP

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

akadajet posted:

Lol. trashcan? recycle bin? nope, we got a dumpster!

much like

*dances a little jig to some funky bass*

you're posting

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Shaggar posted:

apple wastefully throws away your unused data where Microsoft recycles it.

MODS NEW THREAD TITLE TIA

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

atomicthumbs posted:

time to get a bigger microwave i guess

why? so hillary can hear your conversations?

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

security fuckup megathread: /* should we even bother? */.

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
http://www.theverge.com/2017/4/28/15468828/facebook-google-phishing-scam-rimasauskas

quote:

Last month, the Department of Justice charged a Lithuanian man for fraud, aggravated identity theft, and money laundering after documents revealed he scammed two major tech companies for over $100 million by masquerading as a Taiwanese electronics manufacturer. A Forbes report this week identified those two affected companies as Facebook and Google.

:allears:

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Mr.Radar posted:

i hope this article is blowing this issue out of proportion, otherwise :rip: anyone running intel platforms

Wouldn't responsible disclosure state that they have a month or so to get the issue fixed before releasing details of the exploit?

I mean, considering that this could've been fixed years ago if they had released details, isn't this the reason behind RD?

Or do I not understand things because I'm a scrublord when it comes to ITSec

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
infernal machines you might just want to stop before you're too far back for you to catch up

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Fecal recognition?

you're posting

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Volmarias posted:

The S in IoT stands for Semen

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
guys, help, what do I do?

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

:stare:

And yet this is the British way I suppose

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
"Because I can" :colbert:

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Doing gods work

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Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

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Pendragon posted:

god I hated dealing with credit cards.

It's more like people can't remember their basic poo poo and it fucks them up so they like to blame someone else for it.

This is where "truth in Customer Service" would be helpful. You know, take the "Well, if you could only just remember the 5 digit ZIP code you lived in then maybe you wouldn't be having this loving problem" direction.

Also if the CVV is wrong is should 100% fail you no matter what. It's a 3 digit loving code ffs.

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