|
 Guys, we're looking at 2-4 inches here in Atlanta. Starbucks is closed. People are drunk in midtown. The only thing open are bars and mexican joints. And probably asian as well i dunno my girlfriend didn't want rice or whatever anyway last time atlanta got any snow whatsoever it was a literal national emergency  This is because the city of atlanta is actually made up of a poo poo load of counties, numerous invented out of whole cloth just to keep tax dollars from going to the blacks, and lol coordinating relief efforts for all of those. This is a conservative map of what you'd call metro atlanta. In actuality it extends into Alabama and north carolina  anyway check in here goons. be safe if you live in the burbs, or get lit if you're ITP (inside the perimeter)
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 02:36
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 30, 2024 20:39 |
|
|
i would like everyone in atlanta to die, and also everyone not in atlanta. only those currently crossing the city limits may survive.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 02:40
|
|
|
I went to high school in Cobb County. My AP Biology textbook had that idiotic "evolution is just a theory" sticker on the inside cover.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 02:42
|
|
|
Hotlanta not so hot anymore!! 
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 02:43
|
|
|
As a lifetime resident of lovely upstate South Carolina, I would welcome a deep freeze in Atlanta that destroyed the entire city, thereby requiring it to be rebuilt by people who finished high school and got city planning degrees.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 02:48
|
|
|
MeatwadIsGod posted:As a lifetime resident of lovely upstate South Carolina, I would welcome a deep freeze in Atlanta that destroyed the entire city, thereby requiring it to be rebuilt by people who finished high school and got city planning degrees.  gently caress you naming every drat street peach something.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 02:49
|
|
|
sincx posted:I went to high school in Cobb County. nice meltdown, they should send you to help them clear the roads
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 02:56
|
|
|
MeatwadIsGod posted:I would welcome a deep freeze in Atlanta that destroyed the entire city, thereby requiring it to be rebuilt by people who finished high school and got city planning degrees. This, but Houston. (except for me, I'm from the north, the cold can never kill me)
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 02:58
|
|
|
Don't everybody rush to the snow scraper store at once now. Just use you're defrosters for 20 minutes or so. Praying hard for the people of Atlanta right now. 
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 03:00
|
|
|
sincx posted:I went to high school in Cobb County. Brought to you by the county that contains Kennesaw, home to Wild Man and a law mandating that white males own guns.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 03:00
|
|
|
Getting a good amount of snow in Cherokee County.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 03:01
|
|
|
Also silly southerners think that is cold and bad and wet, we'll show them.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 03:03
|
|
|
as a resident of this poo poo state, I'm dead from snow
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 03:06
|
|
|
All Georgians drive exactly 20 miles above the speed limit at all times. It's not that they don't know to slow down when the roads get slick, it's just that they're still going 65+mph when they do.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 03:09
|
|
|
the ole reverse Sherman
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 03:10
|
|
|
Egbert Souse posted:Getting a good amount of snow in Cherokee County. lmao no you aren't
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 03:12
|
|
|
It was -18F here this morning and did not get above +3 all day. gently caress Atlanta.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 03:12
|
|
|
hell yeah i heard the bar down the road on Ponce is open so i may leave this world clutching a pbr
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 03:13
|
|
|
Not all Georgia drivers are bad. I hate them just as much, if not more.Gunuku posted:hell yeah i heard the bar down the road on Ponce is open so i may leave this world clutching a pbr PBR on PDL
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 03:24
|
|
|
Hey Atlanta, have you declared a state of emergency over your ~decent sized~ snow yet?
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 03:48
|
|
|
My Man Shran posted:Hey Atlanta, have you declared a state of emergency over your ~decent sized~ snow yet? It literally went into effect at 1:30pm today, before the rain even began.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 03:50
|
|
|
I was flying back from Europe once and there were two inches of snow in Atlanta where I had to change planes. Even the airport in Atlanta can't handle a tiny amount of snow.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 03:51
|
|
|
It snowed throughout Texas today. Oh well.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 03:52
|
|
|
Even with that shiny new fleet of unnecessary snow plows and salt trucks. Yes, very good.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 03:52
|
|
|
 posting from the red zone 
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 04:04
|
|
|
RIP third best part of Virginia. Sorry you have to put up with NC, sir.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 04:06
|
|
|
I'm in Decatur and this got me a three day weekend 
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 04:18
|
|
|
I got stuck in Roswell in 2014. Fortunately I was about a mile from home and a random friendly family saw me walking and I had gumbo and beer with them, then went home and got shitwrecked. Stay safe Atlanta goons!
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 04:59
|
|
|
If you want to play "where is it snowing right now" just go to google maps, turn on traffic and zoom out
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 05:00
|
|
|
we are supposed to get like 2-5 inches of snow here but its not going to turn into a national emergency cause we arent bitchmade
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 05:06
|
|
|
 Kroger shared Atlanta's snow shopping list, based on their best sellers over the past 48 hours: Bread Milk Ground beef Bananas Rotisserie Chicken Alcohol http://www.11alive.com/news/local/atlantas-top-selling-grocery-items-for-snow-storm/383061329
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 05:42
|
|
|
Atlanta is a ratsnest that is somehow worse than my beloved D.C. in every single way. Southern politeness is not a real thing. It's more like "southern pettiness and a weird need to keep tabs on neighbors and reject common sense entirely when dealing with others" Also Atlanta has the largest number of batshit aggressive drivers I have ever seen. Sprinkle a little snow on top of them and they somehow catch fire.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 05:46
|
|
|
I don't live in Decatur anymore but we are getting snow and I bought Evan Williams and cigarettes and beer like I'm still there.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 05:47
|
|
|
My Man Shran posted:Atlanta is a ratsnest that is somehow worse than my beloved D.C. in every single way. This depends on where you are. I'm assuming you're in some bougie suburb like Alpharetta or not even in Fulton or DeKalb county.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 05:48
|
|
|
i wished you were dead long before the weatherman predicted it, suck a dick
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 05:59
|
|
|
Might as well post this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6zaVYWLTkU
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 06:02
|
|
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VBq5G866LI it's all gonna be okay
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 06:34
|
|
|
excited for new snow traffic gifs
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 07:05
|
|
|
My uncle should be fine in Atlanta since he grew up north.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 08:25
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 30, 2024 20:39 |
|
|
Grouchio posted:My uncle should be fine in Atlanta since he grew up north. unless dear unckie is also simultaneously every other driver that surrounds him, he still better watch his 12 and 6 and 10 and 2
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2017 08:27
|
|