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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > explain how your crippling alcoholism is going to better society itt
 
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Noun Verber
Oct 12, 2006

Cool party, guys.
Alcoholics usually end up in the loony bin, prison, or dead. That means there's a 66% shot they'll be leeches on the system their entire lives (100% if they somehow avoid the big 3 and just suck welfare) but there's a 33% chance they'll die young and we won't have to pay for any of the expensive medical care they'd eventually need. The odds aren't good but it still gives society a chance to save some cash. Now if they'd just keep a loaded gun in the house, I'm sure we could really bump those numbers up.

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